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I will get heraldry and titles implemented post-haste. Your title goes to your heir primogeniture style if you get banned so if your scheming bother baits you into it, he might get to be duke of pet island himself.
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Jul 19, 2020 15:40
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My heir is albany academy who has the same traits as me; lazy, plays the bass (poorly), likes punk, and is a seasoned shitposter. I am also Jeffrey's vassal and spymaster so kiss your plot power goodbye
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Jul 19, 2020 16:12
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[speaking into toy walkie-talkie] Jeffrey there is a subversive element in GBS calling you 'a huge Bitcoin nerd who smells like onions', awaiting instructions on how to proceed
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Jul 19, 2020 16:20
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smells like onions itt
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Jul 19, 2020 16:27
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https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage 163 PATRONS $993 PER MONTH This is still more than enough to keep Lowtax rolling in cookies. If you're reading this and you're still donating to his Patreon then gently caress YOU. EDIT: Also Jeffrey of YOSPOS, don't forget to make him take "Something Awful" out of his Gaming Garbage description when the deal is finalized.
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Jul 19, 2020 16:31
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Just make him lose the capitalization and it'll still be accurate  
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Jul 19, 2020 16:38
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Phlegmish posted:My heir is albany academy who has the same traits as me; lazy, plays the bass (poorly), likes punk, and is a seasoned shitposter. 
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Jul 19, 2020 16:55
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So did Lowtax get that surgery because he's a spineless bastard? Sorry if someone already did a post like this 
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Jul 19, 2020 16:58
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D1E posted:Jeffrey if you start GOONCONS up again will you devote a fraction of your millions on hookers to help goons lose their virginities? women are people
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Jul 19, 2020 18:55
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they could be dude hookers
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Jul 19, 2020 19:04
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:The position of spymaster was cancelled Sounds like something someone with a spymaster would say.
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Jul 19, 2020 19:10
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i am NOT a spymaster, said the spymaster angrily
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Jul 19, 2020 19:18
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:The position of spymaster was cancelled drat, I wanted that one. Am I still in the running for Spymaster General at least? My completion of every "I Spy" book is in my resume and I feel I'm a natural for the post.
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Jul 19, 2020 19:30
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D1E posted:https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage Actual human garbage or people so bizarrely rich and inattentive that they can literally afford to just poo poo out an extra $5-10 a month and not notice?
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Jul 19, 2020 20:00
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Pick posted:women are people they don't stop being people when they're sex workers
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Jul 19, 2020 20:04
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mind the walrus posted:Actual human garbage or people so bizarrely rich and inattentive that they can literally afford to just poo poo out an extra $5-10 a month and not notice? Lowtax doesn't deserve a cent, but I've been laughing for five minutes straight and I think I may have poo poo my pants, too.
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Jul 19, 2020 20:18
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mind the walrus posted:Actual human garbage or people so bizarrely rich and inattentive that they can literally afford to just poo poo out an extra $5-10 a month and not notice? small monthly payments is, like, an entire Thing when it comes to extracting money from people. c.f. paying for Netflix even if you've not watched anything that month i reckon a lot of people paying lowtax are people who have a few patreon payments on the go, and aren't very attentive
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Jul 19, 2020 20:19
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ok so, women are people, lots of little money equals big money and there is no spymaster. i better write this down.
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Jul 19, 2020 21:04
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WHY ARE TEH FORUMS SLOW JEEFRY?
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Jul 19, 2020 21:09
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D1E posted:WHY ARE TEH FORUMS SLOW JEEFRY? Xenforo incoming.
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Jul 19, 2020 21:30
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are global gooncons going to be a thing
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Jul 19, 2020 22:42
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i am declaring gooncon 4, i repeat we are at gooncon 4.
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Jul 19, 2020 23:01
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I finally got Jeffrey to acknowledge my existence. As per my sacred oath, I'll never wash this post again, even if it smells faintly of onion. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:The position of spymaster was cancelled Too late, I already rebelled and my subforum is now an independent fief. I'm just hoping you'll lose interest in two days and wander off, as the previous ruler was wont to do
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Jul 19, 2020 23:14
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I will get heraldry and titles implemented post-haste. Your title goes to your heir primogeniture style if you get banned so if your scheming bother baits you into it, he might get to be duke of pet island himself. Oswald Goatse.
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Jul 19, 2020 23:21
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:are global gooncons going to be a thing
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Jul 20, 2020 00:06
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We venture in the sacramental GTR and offer urine rich in Mangosteen and cookies. Praise to the servers.
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Jul 20, 2020 00:23
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My dingus was lost in a tragic anime accident, can I just open the valve to my catheter bag
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Jul 20, 2020 00:25
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just use someone elses'
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Jul 20, 2020 00:36
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drunken officeparty posted:My dingus was lost in a tragic anime accident, can I just open the valve to my catheter bag It would be an honor for me to help you open it
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Jul 20, 2020 00:37
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A Dingus Ate My Babby
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Jul 20, 2020 00:39
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you shall be the fellowship of the goatmans ring. good luck on your quest, now get out of my house.
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Jul 20, 2020 00:51
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D1E posted:https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage What’s really lovely about this is that it was at 162/$983, but some loving rear end in a top hat decided Lowtax needed another $10 a month.
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Jul 20, 2020 03:03
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e: watched video; it's just another one of those 'free nurge' ones
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Jul 20, 2020 03:12
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astral posted:free nurge Agreed
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Jul 20, 2020 03:16
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:every goon is required to, at some point in their life, make the pilgrimage to lee's summit to pee in the parking lot of the former SA office I can’t wait to see the look on the faces of the lawyers next door “Oh god not this poo poo again”
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Blue Moonlight posted:What’s really lovely about this is that it was at 162/$983, but some loving rear end in a top hat decided Lowtax needed another $10 a month. It’s 162/$986 now so somebody wised up
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Jul 20, 2020 03:54
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:every goon is required to, at some point in their life, make the pilgrimage to lee's summit to pee in the parking lot of the former SA office Do we get plat or something if we've already done this before?
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Snowy posted:It’s 162/$986 now so somebody wised up I feel like every time the Patreon numbers show up in the thread, somebody else finally gets the memo and cancels. Once the sale is complete, we should just pin a thread and update the thread title.
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