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Why do I keep stubbing my toe?
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Jul 12, 2020 18:21
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Applewhite posted:Love life/romance pls In your case they are two distinct and dissimilar things. kinda complicated beyond my ability to answer but I can tell you that you definitely avoid horned up ghosts, It'll be hard to resist but still.
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Jul 12, 2020 18:23
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The Management posted:Why do I keep stubbing my toe? Don't try to push your weird sexual kinks onto me! I'm not a therapist.
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Jul 12, 2020 18:25
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Am I doomed to terrible jobs forever goonspirits?
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Jul 12, 2020 18:51
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Since you are a big blob of despair and depression I'm afraid that no job will ever satisfy you ,senator. I'm sorry.
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Jul 12, 2020 19:17
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By popular demand posted:Bittersweet news I'm afraid: while your position at the dicksucking factory is safe and will outlast the coming recession that promotion is going to Gerald. Thats ok, they say when you love what you do you Never work a day in your life
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Jul 12, 2020 19:19
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I'm glad you're taking this on your knees like a trooper, try not to get envious at Gerald as he dies penniless at a Victorian debtor's prison. (There's a timebending wizard involved)
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Jul 12, 2020 19:33
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I won't die penniless. I plan on workin the floor till I die. When you find meaning in life, you hold onto it.
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Jul 12, 2020 19:35
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kazr posted:*Draws tarot card* 4 coins is about what the average teacher earns, so that seems to be about right.
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Jul 13, 2020 20:33
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should i stop drinking
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Jul 13, 2020 20:44
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will they chang etheir mind and make me a mod
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Jul 13, 2020 20:44
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el dingo posted:What's going on with my right buttcheek The spirits have spoken. Your right buttcheek is merely experiencing a consistent, gentle caress from a phantom fat bottomed spiritus glutonious. It is probably harmless, but if it interferes with your daily activity a firm declaration that it does not have your consent should get it to leave you. Beware your left buttcheek as it can manifest all kinds of dark energy without any supervision as your attention is being drawn so easily to the other. Your lucky color is pink: use wet wipes and lotion to keep it that way.
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Jul 13, 2020 23:22
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verbal enema posted:should i stop drinking The spirits have gathered in a circle and keep looking at me strangely for asking them this. They are looking at you sternly and want to know why should you? Drinking is loving awesome. One of them is doing a bare naked keg stand which would be kind of hot except it looks like Henry the 8th which is causing me to feel the impulse to stab out my third eye to avoid seeing it. I am not sure if that is an anomalous/hypnotic effect to get back at me for using the spirits for online clout or because of how thoroughly horrified I am at watching all of this jiggling, but I digress. Alcoholism is pretty serious and if you feel like you are in the headspace to give it up, go for it. The spirits also discourage anyone from using anime girls as their avatars as that invites misfortune into your computer. Your lucky sign is one of those drunk driving billboards: Don't do that.
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Jul 13, 2020 23:27
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Sid Vicious posted:will they chang etheir mind and make me a mod The spirits have asked that I dial 911 and request you an ambulance since it appears you are having a stroke. Unfortunately they do not know your address so if you want medical assistance send me your credit card numbers from the front and back of the card and I should be able to take it from there. Your lucky sign is one of those "No Loitering" posters: keep on moving.
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Jul 13, 2020 23:29
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ForbiddenSock posted:The spirits have gathered in a circle and keep looking at me strangely for asking them this. They are looking at you sternly and want to know why should you? Drinking is loving awesome. One of them is doing a bare naked keg stand which would be kind of hot except it looks like Henry the 8th which is causing me to feel the impulse to stab out my third eye to avoid seeing it. I am not sure if that is an anomalous/hypnotic effect to get back at me for using the spirits for online clout or because of how thoroughly horrified I am at watching all of this jiggling, but I digress. drunk driving is for squares so i will follow the spirits and spirits
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Jul 13, 2020 23:51
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ForbiddenSock posted:The spirits have asked that I dial 911 and request you an ambulance since it appears you are having a stroke. Unfortunately they do not know your address so if you want medical assistance send me your credit card numbers from the front and back of the card and I should be able to take it from there. You don't know me
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Jul 14, 2020 00:02
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Chewbecca posted:Am I doomed to terrible jobs forever goonspirits? The spirits have alerted me to your plight. I myself will offer you some advice since these jabronis died clueless, penniless, and without smashing as much supernatural puss as me. Terrible jobs are loving awful, but sometimes necessary to get by in life. There are two avenues of escape I practice to keep myself sane. First and foremost: job hunt as much as possible. Now that process is a goddamn bitch and not to be taken lightly unless you are a boomer with a pension (you probably aren't) so here's my advice on making it easier: Every day set aside 30 minutes (maybe during a lunch break) for job searching. Don't worry about applying, just browse and bookmark what interests you and figure out what qualities you can improve about yourself to get some of the more difficult ones. Then once a week, take five of the jobs you felt were the best fit and apply. This is a lengthy process, but I find I get more call backs when I take the time to research and zero in on jobs that look like a very close fit for me. While you are doing that, I also suggest you take part in the second avenue of escape: hobbies. By hobbies I do not mean sitting on your rear end and eating rear end and watching porn with the tag rear end on it every day. I mean something that will result in you producing a new thing in the world. Think artsy/creative stuff. You may not get famous or fabulously rich off of what you do, but everyday you spend on your creative hobby will eventually culminate in you developing skills in fields that genuinely interest you. Further, it gives you the chance to self actualize and feel better about yourself. You can say, I am an artist who funds their work by flipping burgers at chic fil A and sucking dick in the parking lot after hours. While the last two things might be what is making you money (seriously how much for a suck job btw) you can lead with what makes you feel human. The art. The cool poo poo you like to make. This all requires extra time away from vidya, masturbating, and all of the other fun ways to kill time during lunch or weekends, BUT it is time spent chipping away at the bullshit in your life. Little by little until one day things turn out a little better than they were before. Your lucky sign is an ad for Pen15: That show is unfunny beware of people suggesting that you watch it.
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Jul 14, 2020 00:34
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i'm mashing my hand on the screen so you can read my palm
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Jul 14, 2020 05:44
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That is not necessary Mr President, but I'm not going to just tell you what you want to hear so you might as well just leave and save us both the argument.
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Jul 14, 2020 07:15
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Will I ever quit my job and learn archery?
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Jul 14, 2020 07:49
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You don't have to quit your job to learn archery, The world has progressed beyond the restrictive guild system.
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Jul 14, 2020 07:52
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By popular demand posted:Since you are a big blob of despair and depression I'm afraid that no job will ever satisfy you ,senator. Holy poo poo you're good
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Jul 14, 2020 11:47
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I'm in an open marriage that is only open on my wife's part, whenever I pee I tend to piss my pants whenever I pull them back up (I sit down). Also, my knees make a clicking noises whenever I walk. Do I have a good future ahead of me? Thanks and godbless.
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Jul 14, 2020 12:08
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Kharohz posted:I'm in an open marriage that is only open on my wife's part, whenever I pee I tend to piss my pants whenever I pull them back up (I sit down). Also, my knees make a clicking noises whenever I walk. Go away Lowtax, you're not welcome here.
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Jul 14, 2020 13:19
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Will I ever find my keys?
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Jul 14, 2020 14:56
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promising carl posted:Will I ever find my keys? Have you considered taking up lockpicking as a hobby?
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Jul 14, 2020 15:07
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TED BUNNDY posted:i'm mashing my hand on the screen so you can read my palm Some sort of frequently repeated hand motion has really worn down your lifeline.
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Jul 14, 2020 15:44
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Sekenr posted:Will I ever quit my job and learn archery? Probably not. Your indecision has paralyzed you for too long. You fear to walk in the footsteps of your elfen ancestors. Every year, that fear pushes you closer and closer to the humanity you both despite and fear to abandon. The door is almost closed to you. Whichever you choose, watch out for giant magical boars (both literal and metaphorical ones).
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Jul 14, 2020 15:57
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Genesplicer posted:I'm a middle school teacher. In light of Coronavirus, what does the 2020/2021 school year look like? you should quit gene, for your health & the good of the community
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Jul 14, 2020 16:06
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moderating, i mean
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Jul 14, 2020 16:06
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By popular demand posted:Go away Lowtax, you're not welcome here. Oh no, I got the worst fortune in the thread!
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Jul 14, 2020 17:02
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don’t you dare even think about my fortune, charlatan
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Jul 14, 2020 18:35
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rap music posted:don’t you dare even think about my fortune, charlatan You have no presence in the future, so I've got nothing to consider.
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Jul 14, 2020 18:47
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Who What Now posted:Good fortune telling is like the female orgasm. It's definitely real, but OP has never seen one. To be fair, my nut is my priority. Your lucky sign is a fire warning sign: sick burn.
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Jul 16, 2020 07:01
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rap music posted:don’t you dare even think about my fortune, charlatan The spirits have spoken: sonic has no future and neither does its fans. Reject the blue, godless critter and embrace our true lord and savior: ugandan knuckles. The spirits tend to enjoy dead memes so take their advice with a grain of salt.
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Jul 16, 2020 07:04
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Dear spirits, will I find a place to spend the night on Saturday?
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Jul 16, 2020 07:24
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fish and chips and dip posted:Dear spirits, will I find a place to spend the night on Saturday? Go to the creepy dilapidated house by the corner, it would be safe there until monday morning. when you get there check the cupboard for some forgotten candy bars and make sure to close all the windows so that the pariah dogs won't wonder in. just don't be there after sunday, that's when the munster family will return from their vacation.
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