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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Genesplicer posted:

I'm a middle school teacher. In light of Coronavirus, what does the 2020/2021 school year look like?

Now's the time to start recycling the students into nutritional paste.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Fonz, What are you troubled about anyway? Bronze is highly resistant to corrosion (and keeps a beautiful patina).

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Is Helen Hunt dead? I know her body yet walks the earth but has her spirit crossed over to the Other Side?
I highly recommend that you don't continue this line of questioning friend.

Spinz posted:

How I will make money when unemployment runs out
Pretend to be a psychic on the internet.

Ron Darling posted:

Will I ever find ~true love~
Just look in the mirror! no not that one, the other one.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No, no you don't.
You have your whole life ahead of you and I'm not going to help you throw it away.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Only as condiments, Your attempt to "spice up" your sex life will end poorly.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Waffle! posted:

What is my spirit animal?

The majestic Falafel.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dear Watson posted:

Tell me what’s going to happen with my career

Thanks in advance

Bittersweet news I'm afraid: while your position at the dicksucking factory is safe and will outlast the coming recession that promotion is going to Gerald.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Applewhite posted:

Love life/romance pls

In your case they are two distinct and dissimilar things.

kinda complicated beyond my ability to answer but I can tell you that you definitely avoid horned up ghosts, It'll be hard to resist but still.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Management posted:

Why do I keep stubbing my toe?

Don't try to push your weird sexual kinks onto me! I'm not a therapist.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Since you are a big blob of despair and depression I'm afraid that no job will ever satisfy you ,senator.
I'm sorry.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm glad you're taking this on your knees like a trooper, try not to get envious at Gerald as he dies penniless at a Victorian debtor's prison. (There's a timebending wizard involved)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That is not necessary Mr President, but I'm not going to just tell you what you want to hear so you might as well just leave and save us both the argument.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You don't have to quit your job to learn archery, The world has progressed beyond the restrictive guild system.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Kharohz posted:

I'm in an open marriage that is only open on my wife's part, whenever I pee I tend to piss my pants whenever I pull them back up (I sit down). Also, my knees make a clicking noises whenever I walk.

Do I have a good future ahead of me? Thanks and godbless.

Go away Lowtax, you're not welcome here.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


promising carl posted:

Will I ever find my keys?

Have you considered taking up lockpicking as a hobby?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


rap music posted:

don’t you dare even think about my fortune, charlatan

You have no presence in the future, so I've got nothing to consider.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


fish and chips and dip posted:

Dear spirits, will I find a place to spend the night on Saturday?

Go to the creepy dilapidated house by the corner, it would be safe there until monday morning.
when you get there check the cupboard for some forgotten candy bars and make sure to close all the windows so that the pariah dogs won't wonder in.

just don't be there after sunday, that's when the munster family will return from their vacation.

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