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Genesplicer posted:I'm a middle school teacher. In light of Coronavirus, what does the 2020/2021 school year look like? Now's the time to start recycling the students into nutritional paste.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 12:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:27 |
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Fonz, What are you troubled about anyway? Bronze is highly resistant to corrosion (and keeps a beautiful patina).
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 12:21 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Is Helen Hunt dead? I know her body yet walks the earth but has her spirit crossed over to the Other Side? Spinz posted:How I will make money when unemployment runs out Ron Darling posted:Will I ever find ~true love~
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 14:48 |
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No, no you don't. You have your whole life ahead of you and I'm not going to help you throw it away.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 15:07 |
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Only as condiments, Your attempt to "spice up" your sex life will end poorly.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 15:44 |
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Waffle! posted:What is my spirit animal? The majestic Falafel.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 16:09 |
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Dear Watson posted:Tell me whats going to happen with my career Bittersweet news I'm afraid: while your position at the dicksucking factory is safe and will outlast the coming recession that promotion is going to Gerald.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 17:34 |
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Applewhite posted:Love life/romance pls In your case they are two distinct and dissimilar things. kinda complicated beyond my ability to answer but I can tell you that you definitely avoid horned up ghosts, It'll be hard to resist but still.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 18:23 |
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The Management posted:Why do I keep stubbing my toe? Don't try to push your weird sexual kinks onto me! I'm not a therapist.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 18:25 |
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Since you are a big blob of despair and depression I'm afraid that no job will ever satisfy you ,senator. I'm sorry.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 19:17 |
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I'm glad you're taking this on your knees like a trooper, try not to get envious at Gerald as he dies penniless at a Victorian debtor's prison. (There's a timebending wizard involved)
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 19:33 |
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That is not necessary Mr President, but I'm not going to just tell you what you want to hear so you might as well just leave and save us both the argument.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 07:15 |
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You don't have to quit your job to learn archery, The world has progressed beyond the restrictive guild system.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 07:52 |
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Kharohz posted:I'm in an open marriage that is only open on my wife's part, whenever I pee I tend to piss my pants whenever I pull them back up (I sit down). Also, my knees make a clicking noises whenever I walk. Go away Lowtax, you're not welcome here.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 13:19 |
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promising carl posted:Will I ever find my keys? Have you considered taking up lockpicking as a hobby?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 15:07 |
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rap music posted:don’t you dare even think about my fortune, charlatan You have no presence in the future, so I've got nothing to consider.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 18:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:27 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:Dear spirits, will I find a place to spend the night on Saturday? Go to the creepy dilapidated house by the corner, it would be safe there until monday morning. when you get there check the cupboard for some forgotten candy bars and make sure to close all the windows so that the pariah dogs won't wonder in. just don't be there after sunday, that's when the munster family will return from their vacation.
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