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old friend



Fighter pilot coming in hot with a tight rear end and a lot of love to give

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

*Plugs in flying v guitar and limbers up for blistering hair metal guitar solo*

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



"they came from...behind..."



ty forums poster nut

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alnilam posted:

"they came from...behind..."


sata andagi
this is my text


imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both

cda

sata andagi posted:

imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



sata andagi posted:

imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both

cda

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over


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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

lol

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cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over


old friend



cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

lmao

old friend



Tom Cruise stepping out of a fighter jet's cockpit

everyone in awe watching his mammoth rear end cheeks rhythmically clapping together in slow motion as he walks away

cda

The F-35 program budget ballooned as the seats needed to be redesigned for thiccer and thiccer pilots

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

hnnng command i'm trying to eject but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps pinging the enemy sonar




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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Goose: What are you doing, Mav?

Maverick **unzipping flight suit and standing up in seat**: I can't shoot, so let's have a little fun.

Goose: Is your idea of fun?

Maverick **twerking onto cockpit window furiously**: Greetings.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



"Fight, flight or gently caress and I do all three." - big booty fighter pilot

old friend



Most of the noise from overpassing fighter jets does not come from the jet engines but from the rapid vibration of the pilot's big rear end

Stoner Sloth


"oh you have a plane? cute. personally i prefer to fly by the 'seat of my pants'."

(attaches tiny wings to government experimentally thicc rear end and flies off into the sunset)



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

nut


youtube video of an old angry man teaching you how to spray Febreeze in ur backyard to create a lilac-infused forcefield and prevent the CIA pilots from hitting u with fart chemtrails

old friend



1945, Roswell, New Mexico: highly advanced alien technology crash lands on earth. US air force covers up the incident while they learn the extraterrestrial secrets of getting a huge rear end

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

You need a minimum 20/20 rear end to join the airforce son

nut


sonic clap

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

Today the air force unveils their new long rod shaped object to hang from aircraft, this time it vibrates.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, twerkin' and flyin' is all that I crave.

idiotsavant

i don't care!

nut posted:

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idiotsavant

i don't care!
Introducing the newest US naval technology, the Booty Bounce class of supercarriers

old friend



nut posted:

sonic clap

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Call sign Dat rear end



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nut posted:

sonic clap

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Gotta twerk fast

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