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big fuckin deal 39 11.68%
gently caress you OP 37 11.08%
gently caress the police 91 27.25%
gently caress trump 83 24.85%
gently caress lowtax 84 25.15%
Total: 129 votes
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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet,
and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.


ok, now i feel better. party on.

here's a little retirement poem:

OH! I have slipped the surly bonds of employment
and danced the leisure on pension-silvered wings.
AARPward I've climbed and joined the sedate mirth of sun-tanned geezers - and not done a hundred things you have to do - relaxed and snoozed and napped in Sunday silence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrF__B0RuqE

boogie fuckin woogie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPW-MGnR5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0z5hcCUoA

retirement lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0

grampaw rock and stuff:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3m0NBbq1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09bSoxFgaRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvJ78hYI6wk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyjSEwZGmEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaYD7EGf2k8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJuUqDqY00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0wQU7fJEVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5kKCzHii0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgnGL41q2Is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NRzxu_Hak8


weird poo poo on my playlist: chickens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0

dee eight fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Jul 13, 2020

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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



happy birthday and sorry that i came in the cake

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


TheAardvark posted:

happy birthday and sorry that i came in the cake

mods, add a poll option gently caress the cake plz

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

dee eight posted:

I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet, and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

retirement from what

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


teach us a boomer secret, O wizened one

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004



Slippery Tilde

Happy birthday old goon.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Slippery posted:

retirement from what

work, sort of

i got my first job when i was 12 years old and having some money got to be a habit so i got some other jobs and eventually wrapped myself up in golden chains p good

i did take a break for a while in my 50s and did like a retirement dry run and it sucked p hard because no money so i got another job again and then i got old enough to social security and medicare so this time it should be a little better

e: updated occupation in my profile

dee eight fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jul 12, 2020

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




It's a big deal and I don't wanna gently caress you so I voted for the other 3, sorry for your loss OP.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Jeza posted:

teach us a boomer secret, O wizened one

boomers don't have secrets they talk too drat much and mostly about poo poo that doesn't matter

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007




Gravy Boat 2k

Cat drugs are forever though, right? Happy birthday!

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004



Slippery Tilde

I'm not gonna retire. I'm going to work till I'm 69, then spend the last two weeks of that year doing every drug before I OD on heroin. If the biosphere collapses before then I'll go with it.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Teketeketeketeke posted:

Cat drugs are forever though, right? Happy birthday!

yeah, that's my retirement hobby and beer money

Don't Ask
Nov 28, 2002



Oh wow I bought some from you years ago. Happy birthday old man.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Hell loving yeah happy birthday you old son of a bitch

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


happy drat birthday

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Sid Vicious posted:

Hell loving yeah happy birthday you old son of a bitch

thanks sid

you're the mod of my dreams

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


dee eight posted:

mods, add a poll option gently caress the cake plz

gently caress the cake
gently caress it a little bit
let me fill it with cream
gently caress the cake
well, just a little bit
baby, you know what I mean

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Happy birthday.
Did you get any nice presents?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Happy birthday, do a bunch of lsd

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


now you can play MMORPG's all day

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


bitterandtwisted posted:

Happy birthday.
Did you get any nice presents?

mrs d8 got me some new jeans but i don't really need more stuff

500excf type r posted:

Happy birthday, do a bunch of lsd

i'm gonna smoke some weed later, did enough trippin in my youth thanks anyway

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




right on, forget work. that sounds like the greatest gift of all

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Just four more years and it all kicks off

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


ok, breakfast and coffee consumed, let the wild rumpus begin!

i hired a band

https://i.imgur.com/r2F9N0o.mp4

gonna tap a hogshead of old frothingslosh after noon, stick around

dee eight fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jul 12, 2020

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

Happy birthday to ya!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




GOONGRADULATIONS GOON SIR

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011





Fun Shoe

Happy birthday!!! I am eating pizza for breakfast but I didn't buy enough for everybody. Sorry

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Hey yo,

That's fuckin awesome and I hope you're proud of yourself (like in a real way not a sarcastic parent yelling way) today, and legit take time to smile at the world and fist bump yourself.
Nice fuckin job, my man. Nice fuckin job.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow



gently caress

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Cowman posted:

gently caress

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

dee eight posted:

I'm really not much in a party mood right now though.

It's too drat early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee or breakfast yet, and the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

I'm glad there's someone older than me here! Hope you have plenty more good birthdays.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Happy birthday dee eight!
Gonna pick up any new retirement hobbies?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Internetjack posted:

Happy birthday dee eight!
Gonna pick up any new retirement hobbies?

prob nothing really new. i might start playing chess again or go back and play some old fave nes and snes games

i loved solar jetman and don't remember if i got all the parts for the golden warp ship or not



\/\/\/\/ crates full of easter island heads!

dee eight fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 12, 2020

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



oh my god solar Jetman

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


DickParasite posted:

I'm not gonna retire. I'm going to work till I'm 69, then spend the last two weeks of that year doing every drug before I OD on heroin. If the biosphere collapses before then I'll go with it.



Happy birthday op!!
Smoke some catnip or whatever you do

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



Happy birthday! Hope the next 65 are as good as the first!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Don't Ask posted:

Oh wow I bought some from you years ago. Happy birthday old man.


Watching Bebe attack the envelope was adorable.


Also, D8, you have the same birthday as my dad, and I believe I said this last year as well.

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


why don't you retire from posting op. treat yourself.

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Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

accidentally deflated my balls




Strumpie posted:

why don't you retire from posting op. treat yourself.

epic loving pwnage

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