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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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What if you poo poo you’re pants op? :thunk:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

the secret no commando will tell you is to keep your underwear in your front pocket just for emergencies like this

I keep like 2 pairs of briefs in my laptop bag (which is NOT a purse btw some ppl insist that it is but it ISNT) and sometimes I use them to wipe the sweat from by brow when I’m shitposting extra hard at an Internet cafe (which is LITERALLY IRONICALLY where I catch the most poo poo for having a PURSE) when I’m clearly COMPUTING OUTDOORS. I mean do you even have a 100’ Ethernet cable IDIOT, you can’t fit a 100’ Ethernet cable in a STANDARD SIZED PURSE!! :catbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

there's nothing wrong with carrying an purse no matter which gender you claim if it assists your underwear game. no matter what the haters say commando is simply not wearing underwear. there are no rules about auxiliary briefs

Well you know what? When I tell them it’s for BACKUP UNDERWEAR they just start LAUGHING at me, and as tough as I look in the streets, I know some day those guys will poo poo THEIR PANTS and I will NOT float them a loaner pair, and I feel kind of sad for them. :boehner:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Big Beef City posted:

Doing this when it's either super hot outside and muggy as hell or you've got the shower running to get the steam really pumping in the bathroom and it's like Jurassic Park for poopin in there, or BOTH?











I don't like that actually it feels gross. No thank you.

Yeah it’s like farting in a steam room, the farticles just stick to the steam and now room is fart. :shrek:

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