Goons Rewriting MMA History: Let's Play World of MMA

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

JOHN CENA posted:

if you ever put a card together where someone defends their belt you aren't simulating PRIDE.

which names should mekchu go after

I don't know who's available in this mod, but PRIDE definitely needs to bolster the heavyweight division first and foremost

So gotta pick up both Rei Zulu and Zuluzinho, and also the mightiest warrior, the Super Hluk, Minowaman

Also, book Renzo to get his rear end beat as much as possible.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 06:14

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Freudian slippers posted:

Where's Igor and can we hire him?

Ring the church bells, Igor's comin!

Instead of Gomi, we must build our smallweight division around Genki Sudo

# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 12:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Only one man can make the cut in time

The Diet Butcher, Alex Otsuka

Also, we gotta hire Valentijn Overeem

e: nvm, this

Bluedeanie posted:

In our perfect timeline, Bobby Southworth must not live long enough to call Chris Leben a fatherless bastard. Give him to 2000s Hammer.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 13:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Troy Queef posted:

was Matt Hughes the guy who, one season of TUF, handed out Bibles to his team and instructed them to find a Biblical figure who reminded them of their coach, Matt Hughes?

or was that someone else

He told everyone that he's a lot like Queen Esther

Then, on the comeback season of TUF, when he was a guest coach, he claimed he knew Din Thomas was talking from a distance because he could "see those big lips moving"

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 18:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I refuse to believe that any era of Vitor would be alive after a 10 minute first round, let alone capable of defeating Coleman in the 2nd

I see that the plan to make sure Gary Goodridge develops CTE in this timeline is going along without a hitch

We must use all available resources to take the title away from Royler, as no Gracie is allowed to be successful :colbert:

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 13:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Don't forget to let Stiebling feast on some low level dudes to build up his Brazilian Killa gimmick

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 18:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I don't know what nod towards absolute realism I like more:

McKee being in dogshit decisions or Pete Spratt giving up his neck, as always

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 03:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CarlCX posted:

Antonio McKee was an internet favorite briefly because he led this angry, constant shittalking proto-social media campaign claiming Dana White and the UFC were scared of him, he was the actual best lightweight AND welterweight in the world and they didn't want him beating up their stars and he knew Dana when Dana was snorting coke in boxercise gyms and etc., and this went on for goddamn YEARS before the UFC finally signed him, and he was very outspoken about how they'd hosed up by bringing him in and he was going to break all their dudes and show the world what it had been missing.

He lost a curtain-jerking undercard fight that was so boring it had a Vegas undercard crowd booing loudly after getting outgrappled by Jacob "Christmas" Volkmann, who despite having ten UFC fights to his name is memorable solely for getting suspended repeatedly because he kept using his post-fight interviews to talk about how he was going to beat up Barack Obama.

Antonio McKee was immediately released from his four-fight contract. Years later he would respond to the whole thing by calling Dana White a bunch of gay slurs in the middle of what was ostensibly a press piece about his son.

i also remember when Bobby Green submitted Volkmann, in part because Joe Rogan was explaining what Bobby needed to do to finish the choke, and the fighters were close enough that Bobby could hear and implement the advice

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 04:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Push BAO QUACH

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 19:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

put some pride in PRIDE and sign Shad Smith

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 23:04

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

pardon my reading comprehension skills, but do we have yves edwards?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:21

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