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cda
Jan 2, 2010


ople.

I feel like this is something that in the past Goons would have been all over. If we raised enough money we could get the Wu-Tang Clan to tell Lowtax to go gently caress himself.

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cda
Jan 2, 2010


For 85 bucks, former Cardinals great Willie McGee will tell Lowtax to stick it where the sun don't shine.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Can we get Brett Favre to tell us about how much he's been thinking about those pig's big balls?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Is George Lowe on there?

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Last time cameo came up I think someone here got Micheal Biehn to send a message to them.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Who's a celebrity that Lowtax loves and respects?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Is George Lowe on there?

Holy poo poo yes he is.

gently caress I don't have $100 to burn though.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

Who's a celebrity that Lowtax loves and respects?

Michael Vick

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




gunna pay carole baskin to read all my posts out loud

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



I think someone paid for the creator of Garfield eats to do an SA shout-out.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




the soup nazi is only 80 bucks

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the soup nazi is only 80 bucks

No forums for you!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the soup nazi is only 80 bucks

Soup Nazi opens his Cameo request queue and sees another 10000 requests for variations on "No (X) for you!"

He sighs and opens his webcam app.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




Who What Now posted:

No forums for you!

all permaban lepers colony reasons should be cameos

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

No forums for you!

"So, Lowtax, you like to beat up women, eh? NO FORUMS FOR YOU!"

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



the only ppl worth hiring on this thing are drag queens

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Applewhite posted:

Soup Nazi opens his Cameo request queue and sees another 10000 requests for variations on "No (X) for you!"

He sighs and opens his webcam app.

lmao

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




la beast swallows 10 hotdogs whole and barfs out a few of them before reading the gbs rules

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



Criss Angel is a thousand bucks. That's twice the price of Ice Cube!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Brett Favre is $300 to have him talk about how much he loves big pig balls, fyi.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Believe it or not, Lowtax isn't at home, please leave a message
at the beep.
I must be out (or I'm sucking on toes). Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Actually he's a good ol southern country boy and come up here to 'Wes-cahn-san' as he called it, so he might do it on the cheap, being a fan of farmers and all.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




GolfHole posted:

the only ppl worth hiring on this thing are drag queens

How much to get Ru Paul to say "No T, no decorum, no pink forums"?

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004



Toilet Rascal

someone please find the one where sean astin is like asking this lady who is marrying another man to give her old guy another chance and dont get married to new dude. It is hilarious and number one cameo besides drunk Michael biehn

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008


Iíve booked Rachel Dolezal for all of 35 dollars for a friends birthday. Lemme tell you, itís money well spent.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



i cant believe they went with Cameo and not Infamy which is much better name

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the soup nazi is only 80 bucks

i ran into the soup nazi irl once and he was dressed as the soup nazi and shilling $30 signed ladles

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

la beast swallows 10 hotdogs whole and barfs out a few of them before reading the gbs rules

My ex sent me a birthday message from the LA Beast.

It was six minutes long and he burped out the entire alphabet.

it was awesome

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Stanky Bean posted:

someone please find the one where sean astin is like asking this lady who is marrying another man to give her old guy another chance and dont get married to new dude. It is hilarious and number one cameo besides drunk Michael biehn

Ok i went and did the legwork myself because these are too good not to watch

https://d3el26csp1xekx.cloudfront.n...b014bc549dc.mp4


https://d3el26csp1xekx.cloudfront.n...b015ce1a576.mp4

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


I'm sure there was a thread about Cameo or some similar service where someone had paid a load of bodybuilders to threaten a kid about him eating his mother's chocolate. That was a thing, right?

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Sunswipe posted:

I'm sure there was a thread about Cameo or some similar service where someone had paid a load of bodybuilders to threaten a kid about him eating his mother's chocolate. That was a thing, right?

yeah it was from the last thread


https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/st...529105973665793

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


TheAardvark posted:

Criss Angel is a thousand bucks. That's twice the price of Ice Cube!

Everybody chip in and we can have him recite a completely self-disparaging video.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Gilbert Gottfried is on there. He's been doing it for a while. It's $150 for a cameo. If goons wanted to chip in, I'll get him to compose a 'gently caress you Richard' video.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE



Thank you, it was just weird enough I was beginning to think I'd dreamt it.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



i just checked to see if anybody id actually want to hear from is available on this thing and literally 0 of them are
ive never felt so vidicated

cda
Jan 2, 2010


phew. I'm glad to know that goons were already on this. Now who is the perfect person to tell lowtax to slip in toe sweat and eat poo poo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

cda posted:

phew. I'm glad to know that goons were already on this. Now who is the perfect person to tell lowtax to slip in toe sweat and eat poo poo

Hulk Hogan

cda
Jan 2, 2010



lmfao

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Ok the Michael Biehn one makes me want to kill myself.

That guy was so freaking hot in all the Terminator movies he shaped my image of true love and masculinity and everything sigh

Dammit

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cda
Jan 2, 2010



i feel like the last lady suspects it's a kink thing and is trying to thread the needle between getting some 35 year old freak's rocks off and terrifying a 12 year old to death

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