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ItasteColors

i'm lost and can't find the exit.

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hemale in pain






go left

ItasteColors

i go left and see a hot glue gun and box of nail polish.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

ItasteColors posted:

i go left and see a hot glue gun and box of nail polish.

Use the nail polish to write "been here" on the wall to your right so you know where you've been

Luvcow



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Use the nail polish to write "been here" on the wall to your right so you know where you've been

make sure the glue gun is loaded and carry it pointing in front of you but with good trigger discipline

City of Glompton




make a ring out of glue and when it cools paint it a pretty color

vanisher


glue your hands together then scream that you need someone to check out this cool thing you did. When someone shows up show them your hands and then ask them how to exit



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

ItasteColors

i spill the nail polish and burn myself with the hot glue gun.

Manifisto




when the pain has subsided, glue the empty nail polish to an appropriate object such as a stick. this will act as a dowsing rod for the exit, or at least for more nail polish.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


stickied this thread 2 demand yob posters helpt his op

albany academy


is your progress saved? you should save your progress

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

find the Dungeon Key located in a room

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




ask to see the manager because the exits are not clearly marked


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Another soul lost forever to IKEA

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Another soul lost forever to IKEA

ItasteColors

i found a key and door. i'm now in the kitchenware section of ikea. please help this is worse

verycute


grab as many butter knives as you can and follow the scent of meatballs

Luvcow



verycute posted:

grab as many butter knives as you can and follow the scent of meatballs

this is solid advice op but you'll need some kind of armor too

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Luvcow posted:

this is solid advice op but you'll need some kind of armor too

On the floor in front of you, illuminated from above in brilliant golden light is a full set of armor. It is +5 magical plate mail, you can cast Continual Light at will, Detect Magic 1x/Day, and Find Path 1x/Day.

Snow Cone Capone
MANGOSTEEN CHUGGER

how can I help you citizen

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ItasteColors

the butter knife breastplate of navigation is appreciated, i mean it's stabby like somehow these are the only sharp butter knives in the world but i appreciate the help. i'm still lost and bleeding now. i can't smell so can't find meatballs sorry

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




do a barrel roll


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


Ass-penny


smoke em if you got em, op. we've lost many an ally to the cold halls of IKEA furniture.

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


ItasteColors posted:

the butter knife breastplate of navigation is appreciated, i mean it's stabby like somehow these are the only sharp butter knives in the world but i appreciate the help. i'm still lost and bleeding now. i can't smell so can't find meatballs sorry

Turn right.

Stoner Sloth


i once was stuck... well annoyed at being in an IKEA store and i think i have a suggestion, sneak out the fire door! - it'll set off an alarm probably but perhaps the firefighters that arrive will be able to help too



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Stoner Sloth posted:

i once was stuck... well annoyed at being in an IKEA store and i think i have a suggestion, sneak out the fire door! - it'll set off an alarm probably but perhaps the firefighters that arrive will be able to help too

Aight, sneak out the fire and door and do whatever.

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


loOk up if u have not already op.

Thank u

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
you need somebody



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Manifisto




find the Scrötefjorden display. you should be able to spy, in the distance, the Sekshämpster desk units. head in that direction until you hear someone make a joke about lingonberries. turn left, and you will have found the Jnstagrømm section. I trust you can make your way to the exit from there.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Manifisto posted:

find the Scrötefjorden display. you should be able to spy, in the distance, the Sekshämpster desk units. head in that direction until you hear someone make a joke about lingonberries. turn left, and you will have found the Jnstagrømm section. I trust you can make your way to the exit from there.

setting an ikea speedrun record with a newly discovered wall glitch that involves jumping up to one of hte couches mounted up on the wall



ty forums poster nut

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ItasteColors

sorry my phone ran out of battery and i passed out. woke up in my own house though. my thanks to whomever found me, brought me home and left the milk out.

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