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Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:

Any dude complaining about fin sexual side effects should be forced to abstain from porn and exercise for a week. Fat redditors take a pill for three days and blame their limp dick on that rather than a schedule of thrice a day sissy pornography and a diet of cheetos.

:hmmyes:

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Torquemada posted:

Hmm, maybe a nice American solution would be to offer a sentence reduction to prisoners who donate their hair to baldies. “How’d you like to SHAVE some time off your sentence? It might seem like a HAIR RAISING solution, but there’s no need to WIG out!” etc.

You have to implant the live follicle, it's not just gluing strands of arbitrary hair to the scalp. If it isn't yours, it'll get rejected.

Torquemada posted:

Then surely there’s some genetic wizardry could be done to let the top hair behave like the side hair?

We don't know exactly what makes the hair dht resistant.


Rest assured, people are spending BILLIONS on solving this problem instead of trying to cure a myriad of life threatening, pain inducing diseases. Such is the financial reward for solving this particular cosmetic issue experienced exclusively by men.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:

Any dude complaining about fin sexual side effects should be forced to abstain from porn and exercise for a week. Fat redditors take a pill for three days and blame their limp dick on that rather than a schedule of thrice a day sissy pornography and a diet of cheetos.

So they're supposed to abstain from sissy porn and exercise also?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Haha look fellas just...stop touching your greasy lil dicks for a bit ok not that I was thinking about it myself with my wispy lock blowing in the wind or whatever that'd be weird just leave that lil pecker be while you push super hard in the gym with some bros maybe ok? I mean you could that is IF that's a problem for you it's not for me though

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
Real goons don't have hair, they have grease tentacles

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Hmm, my hairline is receding. It must be all this sissy porn.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I have a very thick head of hair with zero greying or baldness in my early 30s. My dad still has most of his hair in his late 60s so I think I'm good.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Rad-daddio posted:

So they're supposed to abstain from sissy porn and exercise also?

Yeah, sounds like some proudboys bullshit. Probably thinks we should chug milk too.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Will minoxidil help with thinning hair? I think I read that it did and I bought some a while back but just started using it a few days ago. My hair really isn't too bad but I'd like it to be thicker.

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Will minoxidil help with thinning hair? I think I read that it did and I bought some a while back but just started using it a few days ago. My hair really isn't too bad but I'd like it to be thicker.

It’ll help if you’re thinning at the top in back. I don’t think it does much for a receding hairline.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
drat.

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