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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

So I can own him online.

"Actually, Ricky, I did not "poo poo my pants" as you put it, it was actually just a really bad fart. As proof I submit this picture of my (mostly) clean undies! Please be sure to correct this mistake moving forward."

Pretty sure he's still reeling from this and there's no way he'll just ignore this and keep saying the same thing as everyone laughs at me.

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old friend



I'm actually very good at holding my breath so really it's no big deal to me when the bullies give me a swirly, whereas they are making their sleeves wet which is foolish.

nut


i checked sibleys and "cock warblers" aren't even a thing

google THIS


And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true

The Voice of Labor


Can't wait for swrb's first day of the fall semester when he sees an image of his "(mostly) clean undies" printed up 30x40'' hanging up on the clock tower by the quad

nut


*pinches own arm skin in front of bully* ah lookie lookie what we have here skin lots of it and let me check aha just as I suspected neither rubber nor glue

FluffieDuckie


google THIS posted:

And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true



Pahilla the Hun

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google THIS posted:

And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


albany academy


google THIS posted:

And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true


nut posted:

*pinches own arm skin in front of bully* ah lookie lookie what we have here skin lots of it and let me check aha just as I suspected neither rubber nor glue

Manifisto




it wasn't so much "hitting" myself as "slapping" myself, and as to why I think it's because I didn't want to bruise my knuckles

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Pahilla the Hun

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A "dork" is a whale penis so, yeah, Aaron, I am a dork.

I'm a big loving dork


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

acshually my mom is training for her second triathlon, and she doesn't even own combat boots!

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Heather Papps posted:

*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!

google THIS


Heather Papps posted:

*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!

cda

Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus

albany academy


cda posted:

Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus

lol

Heather Papps posted:

*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!

Manifisto




cda posted:

Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus

when I was that age I was mocked, I was told with insistence that I was a homo sapiens

and now I know it's all true


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

The Voice of Labor


I know you are, but....no let's just leave it at that.

old friend



cda posted:

Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus

nut


nervous and panicking at the doctor's office when the nurse at the counter says they don't do updog tests

google THIS


If you're referring to head lice then no, I do not have "cooties," and you are welcome to check my hair for nits if you need confirmation. If not, I should tell you that the existence of this other (makes finger quotes) "disease," transmissible via the slightest physical contact, is widely disputed. Also, that circle circle dot dot thing causes autism.

Luvcow



joseph i am not, in fact, a bundle of sticks and quite frankly i'm surprised you perceive me as such. now if you could please give me my care bears thermos back i'd like to finish my snack

nut


ah hello Beefo a good morn to you, I tip my pants to you in greeting. ah yes, you see correctly, the same pants I wore yesterday, strange how they survived all that fire hmmm

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



cda posted:

Here's a true story, when I was 9 a bully in my class said that my mom was anal retentive and I responded by saying that by mom didn't have an anus

This is a pro move. Beat the bully at their own game.

Pahilla the Hun

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Actually, Roberto, you lash out at me because of your own relationship with your father. He's a broken man and he took it out on you. That Jiu-Jitsu shirt? It's just a mask you wear so you can pretend that him kicking your rear end every night doesn't enrage you.

It's ok, though, I understand. I also want to help, but I can only help you if you want to make the change.

Also, here's my "lunch money" as per your request, even though our school switched to a cashless card system in the mid-'90s.


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i asked my mother, and after she finished weeping she assured me that i am not the reason my dad left, thank you very much!


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Stooge



um actually my mom made me a packed lunch so I'm technically not giving you my lunch money



google THIS


Am I too slow? Really? Am I?

Or is it possible that you never had any intention of giving me a low five?

The Voice of Labor


fact checking was some freshman year poo poo. as you can see, the growth spurt fairy visited me over the summer and now it's body checking time

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




The Voice of Labor posted:

fact checking was some freshman year poo poo. as you can see, the growth spurt fairy visited me over the summer and now it's body checking time


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.

I bid you good day.




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix and Heather Papps For The Amazing Sigs!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



magic cactus posted:

Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.

I bid you good day.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

magic cactus posted:

Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.

I bid you good day.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Me (to an actually bully): Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you don't even know what a transistor is! (I did at the age of 10. Yeah, I was a geek. A nerd. A dweeb.)

Bully: No, but so what?

Bully's friends (to me): Do YOU know what a transistor is?

Me: Yeah, it's a silicone-based semiconductor device that can switch a circuit on or off or act as an amplifier, comprised of a Base, an Emitter, and a Collector!

Bully's friends: Did you know that?

Bully: No...

Bully's friends: Haha, this jerkwad knew and you didn't!

Me: (taking advantage of the distraction and running away) Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!

Luvcow



magic cactus posted:

Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.

I bid you good day.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

magic cactus posted:

Ascertaining whether one's hand is bigger than one's face is not a reliable testing methodology for cancer, and furthermore I think you'll find that it is not who smelt it that is important to find out who dealt it, but rather to find who denied it in order to determine who supplied it. I suspect you'll find that the answer to both questions in play in this discussion is you, Chadwick.

I bid you good day.

Yinlock



google THIS posted:

And furthermore, I checked my mother's phone and found no correspondence between you and her whatsoever, much less anything to suggest that what you're claiming is true

Heather Papps posted:

*slaps a pile of photos onto the lunch table*
WELL it would seem your uncle spends a lot of time in local bars for a man working for nintendo in japan!


old friend



Look, WWE is "real" in so far as the participants are real flesh and blood people. But what I am saying is that those people are actors, and their moves - while athletically impressive and visually stunning - are not the violent and painful acts of fightcraft and domination that you seem to think, and for that reason I think you should give me back my clothes

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Luvcow



old friend posted:

Look, WWE is "real" in so far as the participants are real flesh and blood people. But what I am saying is that those people are actors, and their moves - while athletically impressive and visually stunning - are not the violent and painful acts of fightcraft and domination that you seem to think, and for that reason I think you should give me back my clothes

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