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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Fact checking the school bully
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super sweet best pal

 While my arms and face are uncovered, most of my epidermis is safely inside my clothes. Going to rate this one a Partially True.

* # ? Jul 16, 2020 13:04
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Escape From Noise

super sweet best pal posted:

While my arms and face are uncovered, most of my epidermis is safely inside my clothes. Going to rate this one a Partially True.
* # ? Jul 16, 2020 13:48
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nut

 *me craning my neck forward in hopes of fighting the incredibly strong elastic waistband of my underwear before holding my arms out to shrug*

And what, pray tell, is exactly "atomic" about this?

* # ? Jul 16, 2020 13:49
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Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post



 I'm sorry, did you say you're a lawnmower?


...and you want to do what to my rear end?


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!
* # ? Jul 16, 2020 16:57
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Finger Prince


 Yeah I guess O'Doyle does rule... at dying screaming when your car careens off a cliff!

* # ? Jul 16, 2020 17:18
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
In fact I am not a "little bitch" my mother breeds dogs, and bitches are breeding hounds, not a young boy with fragile bones. Your description of me is pure nonsense!



* # ? Jul 16, 2020 17:25
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 my monitor is already on though? :confused:

* # ? Jul 17, 2020 07:35
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Pahilla the Hun

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 my footwear utilizes a Velcro ™ interlocking hook and loop system so what you are suggesting, sir, is quantifiably impossible. it is folly, and i consider this discussion closed.


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!
* # ? Jul 17, 2020 21:11
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FluffieDuckie

google THIS posted:

If you're referring to head lice then no, I do not have "cooties," and you are welcome to check my hair for nits if you need confirmation. If not, I should tell you that the existence of this other (makes finger quotes) "disease," transmissible via the slightest physical contact, is widely disputed. Also, that circle circle dot dot thing causes autism.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Jul 17, 2020 21:17
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Spaced God

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!


 Excuse me, all the research in the medical community shows no correlation between the size of one's hand relative to their face and whether or not they are at a higher risk of cancer

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