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The Mighty Moltres

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vanisher posted:

Use the skills you learned in Skyrim to help you survive:

- Explore every cave for loot
- If you encounter a cliff you can't climb, try doing back and forth jumps
- Practice your dragon shouts without fear of judgement

Climb any fence you find if there are horses on the other side.
Crouch-walk, it's comfortable to do!
Steal a horse, and do back and forth jumps up cliffs.

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The Mighty Moltres

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If you find yourself in an Arctic or Antarctic sort of terrain, roll yourself a bunch of snowballs.
Wolves and polar bears hate when things are thrown at them.
If you have any left over, build a fort or maybe a bridge out of them.

The Mighty Moltres

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Fight a possum for good luck

FTFY

The Mighty Moltres

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climb trees

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don't fall out of trees

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alexandriao posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE

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The Mighty Moltres

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What I learned from Les Stroud, aka Survivorman, is to complain the entire time.

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