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Superrodan posted:Quick, everyone make terrible but realistic predictions so we can look back at the beginning of this thread and cry when they all come true. Trump wins reelection.
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Jul 14, 2020 22:12
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https://www.peopleofwalmart.com is about to get a whole lot of new content.
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Jul 15, 2020 22:41
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TulliusCicero posted:His grave will be the single most vandalized federal property in American history There will be so, so much piss on it. It's what he would've wanted.
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Jul 19, 2020 18:57
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Ague Proof posted:Ripperoni in pepperoni. 
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Jul 30, 2020 17:27
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drat, I've heard the jokes about people doing this but.... https://twitter.com/HLNTV/status/1289619421602832384
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Aug 2, 2020 02:32
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JT Jag posted:I am an incredibly lapsed Episcopalian and even I can tell this is insanely sacrilegious and in fact it vaguely offends me. Completely understand and how other people just don't go "WTF" is beyond me.
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Aug 2, 2020 18:23
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Solaris 2.0 posted:GOP plans "nightly surprise" for revamped convention Trump’s just going to pull his dick out on live TV.
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Aug 4, 2020 18:07
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Dubar posted:Are they gonna stream in 8k or are we just not gonna see it ENHANCE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk
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Aug 4, 2020 18:27
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Yep, there it is. https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1293280411150217219
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Aug 11, 2020 21:24
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The Glumslinger posted:https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1293293595055861765 I will not enjoy.
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Aug 11, 2020 22:18
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1294006093035733001?s=20 Tell them she’s going to restrict our cheese intake too.
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Aug 13, 2020 23:59
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This really has a 3AM infomercial feel.
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Aug 18, 2020 02:45
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Martian posted:A big setback for the boaters Throw a Mypillow on it.
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Aug 18, 2020 21:04
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1297531229546455046 Remember he thinks he IS God.
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Aug 23, 2020 17:12
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:We're at the point in our society where articles have to end with "Don't drink bleach" https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1297291665540079622?s=20
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Aug 25, 2020 02:57
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ascii genitals posted:what if the 10 foot asteroid hit Trump in the head a couple days before election day and splattered his head like a pumpkin on stage in front of a bunch of chuds. If Trump got killed by asteroid debris I feel like all the chuds would be ranting about China. 
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Aug 25, 2020 03:25
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We mentioned that last night...oh no don't turn this country into a utopia.
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Aug 25, 2020 15:49
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Groovelord Neato posted:I know conservatives are all dumb as poo poo but does his speechwriter really not know the word "dystopia"? Look into your heart for your true answer.
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Aug 25, 2020 16:02
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I really don't care, do u?
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Aug 25, 2020 17:45
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Angry_Ed posted:Admittedly QAnon just being a years-long trolling effort by a godlike trickster-being would make about as much sense as anything else this year. Vote Q 2020......or else.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:12
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/OfficialJonZal/status/1298243539583807488 Well, he's getting his wall built.
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Aug 26, 2020 01:34
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Medullah posted:https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1299795007923261442?s=20 Surprised he didn't have any Bibles to sign.
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Aug 29, 2020 23:58
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301249968091455488 Yeah. Lucky. That’s EXACTLY how I feel.
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Sep 2, 2020 21:40
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Pick posted:If you had a lot of small cap exposure or mid-cap, for example, you're seeing a different picture. So stick with a S&P 500 index fund and hold on for the ride.
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Sep 2, 2020 22:25
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Pick posted:The Fed cannot buy stock directly, legally. That's part of the federal reserve act. However, laws If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this administration, laws mean absolute dick now.
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Sep 2, 2020 22:37
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Delthalaz posted:Fortunately, one consistent trend seems to be that voters really loving hate it when one of the candidates skips debates, pretends they're too busy and important, or appears impatient during a debate. Lockbox
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Sep 3, 2020 01:19
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Gatts posted:Maybe the best chicken cheesesteak I ever had was from a gas station in the ghetto from a gentleman named Ali who made his own sauces and aioli’s and was doing it cause cooking was a passion of his. The chicken was so tender and the cheesesteak so melty and delicious with a garlic and chipotle aioli and piping fresh and hot and his sauces were so good. Same with a couple tacos I had in Texas in places that had steel bars on windows.. The sense of danger makes the food tastier. Secret hole in the wall places that haven’t been Yelped to death are some of the best treasures in the world.
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Sep 6, 2020 15:56
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I can’t believe this guy is one of my senators. I mean, I can, but goddammit Louisiana.
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Sep 9, 2020 22:37
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Jewel Repetition posted:I remember Trump loving a chair Wasn’t that Clint Eastwood?
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Sep 18, 2020 14:24
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Unoriginal Name posted:just make the entire population a Supreme. The Supreme United States. Vote on every major case I knew American Idol voting was secret training for something in the future! withak posted:Please see the attached document for my detailed plan to make Republican politicians finally see reason and behave like adults. Hey wait this is just a napkin splattered with horseshit.
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Sep 19, 2020 21:28
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Gripweed posted:You guys make fun but WAR CRIME GIGOLO is right, we need to talk more about female politicians' shoes. We know Harris wears tims, but has Kristen Gillibrand ever worn gladiator sandals? Are there pictures? WAR CRIM GIGOLO and I would like to know, for normal reasons. I vote strictly on a candidate's Crocs status.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:55
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Grouchio posted:Trump rushed out for emergency phone call. What could it be? He had to take a poo poo. Dick Trauma posted:The most extreme hyperbole for the worst President. Because he....won a second term? Like the three immediate presidents before him? Even if you know you’re full of poo poo and a shill, how do you sleep at night peddling this insanity?
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Sep 24, 2020 00:55
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nine-gear crow posted:The George Costanza Presidency Just imagine the good that would happen if Trump decided to do the exact opposite of what his instincts told him to do.
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Sep 24, 2020 01:17
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Dick Trauma posted:The GOP propaganda machine is so goddamn tedious. The mouthpieces receive their talking points and then barf out identical garbage until they're ordered to move on to the next topic for false outrage. So uh Marco...how do you feel about Islam?
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Sep 26, 2020 22:13
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Wilbur Swain posted:So I know that debate just happened but, uh, Sarah Palin is threatening to run against Lisa Murkowski in 2022. I wouldn't bring it up were it not for this video she made about it, which is insane and I don't think has been shared here yet. holy poo poo was that insane
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Sounds to me like 2020 is trying anything to gets its own polling numbers back up. Now how long before someone makes a KARMA 2020 sign and sticks it in their front yard?
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