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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Cubone posted:

you just gotta find the prostate and stomp a mudhole into it

haha idk if im gay anymore

# ? Jul 15, 2020 05:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:28

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

haha idk if im gay anymore

just gotta crush that boy button

annihilate the a spot bro

murder that manpuss

# ? Jul 15, 2020 06:06

Zealander: Aug 3, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

# ? Jul 15, 2020 19:52

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

OP, you're gay? Wtf? Is it true?

# ? Jul 15, 2020 20:07

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Cubone posted:

just gotta crush that boy button

annihilate the a spot bro

murder that manpuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZH8s3_7VY8&t=68s

# ? Jul 15, 2020 21:06

Master J Plus: Apr 20, 2010; by Hand Knit

hi gay im dad

# ? Jul 15, 2020 22:48

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

OMFG FURRY posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZH8s3_7VY8&t=68s

lol

e: reading bad sex talk in a dry prosaic voice is always funny but also I was trying to come up with enthusiastic but horribly unappealing ways to describe gay sex and of course straiht dudes got there first

Cubone fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 16, 2020

# ? Jul 16, 2020 00:14

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

# ? Jul 16, 2020 00:15

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

lay a shock and awe campaign on that puckered manring
mancave

let me clown down on brown town

I'll strangle your cock like homer simpson choking bart

# ? Jul 16, 2020 00:17

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

OP what is your favorite part of the man? I like the smile.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:23

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:24

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I know this is controversial to say in these uncertain times but I am not gay.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:33

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

I too like to have relations with people of the same gender if one is so closeminded as to assume gender fluidity does not exist and is binary.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:40

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Cubone posted:

lay a shock and awe campaign on that puckered manring
mancave

let me clown down on brown town

I'll strangle your cock like homer simpson choking bart

ok im gay again come here you hunk

# ? Jul 16, 2020 02:57

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

Gonna clown down on brown town

# ? Jul 16, 2020 04:36

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Gonna clown down on brown town

is that so

# ? Jan 28, 2022 18:33

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Every day, in every way, I'm getting gayer and gayer.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 15:20

Pug Rodeo: Feb 20, 2007; BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH

Tell me, is thou well today?

Quoth the raven, �I am gay�

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:35

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

im happy too op, heh.

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I thought I stopped being gay but I just checked real quick and nope I'm gayin it up in Gaytown it's pretty wild

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:39

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

After 20 years at the Dicksucking Factory, it finally happened.

I�m gay.

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:41

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

You say you're into men? I bet you can't even name the 3 top scoring men of all time

I'm not even gay and I know that one

Ben Franklin, Wilt Chamberlain, and Freddie Mercury :colbert:

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:47

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

After 20 years at the Dicksucking Factory, it finally happened.

I’m gay.

The next 20 years there will be better for you.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:41

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

serious norman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt5GBaXxhsU

I am gay.

Prove it

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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:43

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

After 20 years at the Dicksucking Factory, it finally happened.

I�m gay.

One day before retirement!

# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:44

Schlong Connery: Jan 20, 2014; Pika-Chew

'grats

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:03

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

After 20 years at the Dicksucking Factory, it finally happened.

I�m gay.

Congrats

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:15

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Ladies and gents, we did it.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:16

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

What's it like to take a dick in your holes

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:29

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

ChubbyChecker posted:

is that so

glad you bumped this thread with an epic post

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:32

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

As a bi person I would encourage you not to limit yourself.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:39

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

glad you bumped this thread with an epic post

Good av for this thread

# ? Feb 8, 2022 02:40

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

What's it like to take a dick in your holes

Stick a banana in your rear end, thrust it back and forth for a few minutes, then squeeze it til it bursts in your rear end in a top hat.

Seriously, try this, you'll be hooked.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 04:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

BigBadSteve posted:

Stick a banana in your rear end, thrust it back and forth for a few minutes, then squeeze it til it bursts in your rear end in a top hat.

Seriously, try this, you'll be hooked.

But I poop from there!

# ? Feb 8, 2022 04:13