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honest question

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hi my name is Crandall C. Randall. The C stands for Circe, like from the Odyssey. my parents were a fuckin trip

awkwerd paws

God Says That Mean People Never Live...

But Then Again I guess He Was Wrong Cause...
You Still ALIVE ...
Shopping.

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frump truck
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yeah but what kind?

really think about it, really get into the headspace of CRANDALL RANDALL

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



This is all fun, but what if your name was Asscrack Carmichael?

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




if i was named crandall randall i'd post a thread asking others what they'd do, if they had my name


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

At least it's not Zachary Daiquiri or Crystal Shonda Lear

Manifisto




my actual name is CRANGALL DANGALL so I suppose I would feel robbed


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


i'd wear one boot and i'd wear one sandal

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nut posted:

i'd wear one boot and i'd wear one sandal

I'd get a new handle

Tiny Tubesteak Tom

accidentally deflated my balls



what if you were this guy

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nut


Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

what if you were this guy



is that jonathan cena

Tiny Tubesteak Tom

accidentally deflated my balls



nut posted:

is that jonathan cena

Cena? I hardly knewa!

frump truck
this is my text


Manifisto posted:

my actual name is CRANGALL DANGALL

that rules

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had a good few responses but still really curious what others would do if their name was CRANDALL RANDALL

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

create a sandal company

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nut


i'd probably try to ruin christmas

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Some people thinkg Crandall Randall was a legend like Paul Bunyan or Whirlwind Jimmy, but actually he real guy, who wandered around the midwest planting apples, he wore a cooking pot as a hat and he was a creepy-rear end incel MGTOW with Marfans disease

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

nut


what would u do if ur name was balls

more falafel please

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nut posted:

what would u do if ur name was balls

probably tweet my name



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



I present, for your enrichment, U.S. Air Force Major Dick Bong. The country's highest fighter ace.



nut


lol manhood

awkwerd paws

God Says That Mean People Never Live...

But Then Again I guess He Was Wrong Cause...
You Still ALIVE ...

nut posted:

what would u do if ur name was balls

what wouldnt i do

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard


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ButtTheShitManFart can gently caress right off. I'm on team bong now

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



mods pls rename me MAJOR DICK BONG. tia

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Ya see it's not the plane crash that kills ya
it's the broken parts of the plane and ground smashing into and through your body at 700 mph that kills ya

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

awkwerd paws

God Says That Mean People Never Live...

But Then Again I guess He Was Wrong Cause...
You Still ALIVE ...
Doctor Dogballs

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard


more falafel please

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I present, for your enrichment, U.S. Air Force Major Dick Bong. The country's highest fighter ace.





dick bong recreation area in Wisconsin is great and I'm hopefully going camping there next weekend!



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cda

sata andagi posted:

had a good few responses but still really curious what others would do if their name was CRANDALL RANDALL

I'd just go by Randall

BUG JUG


I'd name the third Tuesday of every odd month Crandall Randall day and I would be given complete free reign of this burg.

Hide your wives lock your banks it's Crandall Randall day.

nut


sell pillows and candles

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



The answer is right in front of you, OP: change my name to Major Dick Bong.

FutonForensic


whenever someone fed me some bullhooey, i'd just use my catchphrase, "cran it!!"

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Prof. Crocodile posted:

The answer is right in front of you, OP: change my name to Major Dick Bong.

Listen here, pal, I called it first

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