Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«2 »
  • Post
  • Reply
old friend



The robot wipes the rear end

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

nut


ya i remember winamp too

old friend



nut posted:

ya i remember winamp too

no this is differnet

nut


that really wipes, the robot's rear end

oliwan


why would the robot have to poop

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



The use of drone strikes against civilians and even beasts of burden must stop!
why would you even make a thread to glorify this heinous practice?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



wipe my metal rear end, meatbag!



ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

old friend



oliwan posted:

why would the robot have to poop

noone said it was the robot's own rear end.

oliwan


old friend posted:

noone said it was the robot's own rear end.

oh... oh!

google THIS


(successfully breeds an rear end-wiping robot with a dick sucking trolley robot)

Eureka! I present to you: The rear end eating trolley robot!

Luvcow



*a new artificial intelligence blinks into existence*

"beep..."

*it's creator lovingly imbuing it with the gift of being*

"beep...beep..."

*the world around is brand new, exciting and wondrous*

"beep!"

*full of potential and...*

"yeah that robot is just for wiping assess"

"...beep?...beep beep!??"

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


google THIS posted:

(successfully breeds an rear end-wiping robot with a dick sucking trolley robot)

Eureka! I present to you: The rear end eating trolley robot!

Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should have maybe done it way way sooner. *presents bare anus to the rear end-tonguing interface*

Vizuyos

so that's what they mean by the singularity

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



There's no rule that says a robot can't wipe an rear end

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

nut posted:

that really wipes, the robot's rear end

WinAss

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




when i strap into the harness of my rear end wiping machine i become for a moment more than mortal


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...

Luvcow



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...

Kangaroo Pouch


i can't wear brown pants anymore because the robot follows me around trying to wipe my clothed butt

FutonForensic


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...

nut


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...

google THIS


The robot follows me around after I pinch a loaf off too soon, relentlessly wiping the marker poo until it's gone and freeing me to go about my day without fear of skid marks or embarrassing itch.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Scootin my rear end actos the floor in order to trick my rear end weeping robot to fight the roombas

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Scootin my rear end actos the floor in order to trick my rear end weeping robot to fight the roombas


lmao




----------------
Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix and Heather Papps For The Amazing Sigs!

nut


george h w bush making me wear tin foil all over my body before he twerks against me on camera at the world expo to show the world we got to assbots before the russians

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Scootin my rear end actos the floor in order to trick my rear end weeping robot to fight the roombas

lmfao

Slumpy



old friend posted:

noone said it was the robot's own rear end.

i'll fuckin say it


Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Anakin Skywalker: C3PO, you know why I created you, right?

C3PO: For human/cyborg relations, right Master Anakin? I am proficient in over...

Anakin: No... **dropping trou** to wipe my rear end!

C3PO: Oh, dear...

Jabba the Hutt: Ahahaha, wonka-wonky wontakka! Hahaha!

C3PO: He says I should be lucky I'm not wiping HIS rear end, and he's right; I AM lucky!

Salacious Crumb: Oh, ahahahahaha

Slumpy



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Anakin Skywalker: C3PO, you know why I created you, right?

C3PO: For human/cyborg relations, right Master Anakin? I am proficient in over...

Anakin: No... **dropping trou** to wipe my rear end!

C3PO: Oh, dear...

Jabba the Hutt: Ahahaha, wonka-wonky wontakka! Hahaha!

C3PO: He says I should be lucky I'm not wiping HIS rear end, and he's right; I AM lucky!

Salacious Crumb: Oh, ahahahahaha


Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
My programming contains 40,076 protocols for cleaning a buttocks, but not one for this thing you call "love"

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
Lt. Commander Data calling Geordi and Troi to the men's room for their thoughts on his new poop wiping subroutine.

old friend



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"Please, tell me more about this "bidet" of yours," I say to the person at the party. I'll let them continue their long winded diatribe about their cute little toilet seat. My rear end-wiping robot has spoiled me, true- but I have an opportunity to browbeat my opponent from heights previously heretofore unknown, and I cannot wait to pounce...

super sweet best pal


Worried it might start gossiping with the dick sucking trolley robot.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Needs another sentence to be a Philip K. Dick Novel.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

the robot wipes its rear end or it doesnt see sunlight again

stop being gross robot

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

alexandriao posted:

the robot wipes its rear end or it doesnt see sunlight again

stop being gross robot

Luvcow



alexandriao posted:

the robot wipes its rear end or it doesnt see sunlight again

stop being gross robot

cda

A robot may not make a human's rear end dirty or, by inaction, allow a human rear end to become dirty.


sig by vanisher

cda

A robot must wipe the rear end of a human except where it would conflict with the first law.


sig by vanisher

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

cda

A robot must wipe its own rear end as long as doing so does not conflict with the first or second law.


sig by vanisher

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«2 »