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snergle
Aug 3, 2013


my vote is water world. global warming melting the ice caps check, people loving to drink piss check, austrailians being evil always check.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013


the earth has been captured inside a giant brony cum jar

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

GI Joe cartoon is reality and all are forced to serve

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

None because they all have people. We’re doomed. We’re hosed. We’ll be dead in a year.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

Idiocracy for sure.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.


THX-1138 but with better fashion and hair styles.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.



Pawn 17 posted:

Idiocracy for sure.

That's the dystopian present

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010





Grimey Drawer

It's children of men op close thread.

cmpterjones
Mar 22, 2005

Believe in Blue


Lawman 0 posted:

It's children of men op close thread.

where's my suicide kit then

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Robots gently caress everyone to death.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




fish men will rule the world

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

fish men will rule the world

God no I’ve had dreams about this.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

On the Beach
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Beach_(novel)

Mad Max if we are "lucky".

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Waterworld except it’s piss.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Robots don't gently caress everyone to death

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




beanpocalypse as predicted by pkd in 1981

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

The end of Threads. I'm astounded by the optimism of people that think civilization can fall apart without all the nukes getting launched.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
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Lolll



All blue check accounts now disabled lol

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I used to love watching post-apocalyptic movies. Desert wastelands with toxic air. Tribal warlords in crazy vehicles sort of thing.

My vote is Waterworld.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


The world on fire forever in Promare and also people have pyrokinetic abilities seems quite awesome.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

The Sheep Look Up

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Funky See Funky Do posted:

The end of Threads. I'm astounded by the optimism of people that think civilization can fall apart without all the nukes getting launched.

My dumbass forgot about the thousands of nukes. Likely outcome everything on earth is dead and the planet looks like mars.

FooF
Mar 26, 2010


Brave New World is too optimistic for us now. 1984 seems more likely. Mad Max or Fallout require nuclear winter, which is the opposite way we're headed. Waterworld maybe but I don't think mutant fish men will be around for thousands of years.

My vote is for Lord of the Flies: society just sort of crumbles due to idiot, power-hungry jackasses that control the shared resources and when the one dude with a soul actually wanders in, they make an example out of him. The rest of the decent folks have to eke out a living on the margins and hope the Big 'Uns don't get them.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf9xqsmO9m4

e: i dont know why it doesnt embed. its the intro from Full Throttle

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


weed and kudzu are genetically combined. within a year the earth is covered 99.9% with weedzu

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


The one where it's all monsters and robots and the robots all stack up together and beat the monsters but they love to bodyslam eachother into our cities so we don't build many tall structures to tempt them anymore.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Men are nearly extinct. Those few that remain are kept as breeding studs by the femarchy. Even the ugliest man finds many willing mates. Yet men do not have the one thing they truly desire: freedom.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Applewhite posted:

Men are nearly extinct. Those few that remain are kept as breeding studs by the femarchy. Even the ugliest man finds many willing mates. Yet men do not have the one thing they truly desire: freedom.

Please don't doxx me.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

Cat Army


Fallen Rib

I hope its Cleopatra 2525 where the robots are all trying to kill us all but we got HOT BABES to protect us.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




FooF posted:

Waterworld maybe but I don't think mutant fish men will be around for thousands of years.

have you ever been to lousiana. we have a mutant fish person epidemic

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

fish men will rule the world

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Skin_(film)

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

fish men will rule the world

I'm good with a vonnegut Galápagos style dystopian future, but whatever the gently caress, we are all dead anyway

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Giving it some more thought;

It won't be a singular event, like total nuclear war, or a massive earthquake; but more of a slow decay over time of many of our institutions.
Things will fall apart, the center cannot hold.

After covid-19 we will have covid-20. Some vaccines but nothing lasting. There will be warfare. South China Seas seem to be shaping up.

Unemployment will ramp up and income and health security will break down. Partisanship and divisiveness will increase. Fear of the other, as stupid as it is, will hold the will power, financial power, and voting power of many in it's grasp.

Those without ownership of property and rent payments and employment will become disenfranchised, and convoy communities of such folks in the thousands, will become the norm. They will have their own wireless networks, their own food networks, methods of squatting, education, industry and law enforcement unto their own. They will travel the wasted country as needed, not in the big cities, but everywhere else.

Those with power and wealth will isolate in guarded towers and cities, thinking they understand but disconnected from reality. They will choose personal safety and security over helping out their fellow humans when the nose is put to the grind stone.

Resources that could have been used efficiently to the benefit of many will be squandered and wasted on the short term goals of the few.

We will continue to find reasons to hate, despite all being humans on the same ball of earth.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010


A police state, thats the one, the fascist dystopian future where they got drones everywhere and cops murder people whenever they feel like it.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020


Applewhite posted:

Men are nearly extinct. Those few that remain are kept as breeding studs by the femarchy. Even the ugliest man finds many willing mates. Yet men do not have the one thing they truly desire: freedom.

Welcome to Europe

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

Don't get your pen, son, you won't be needing that. My order's simple, a shitload of dim sims. And I want a bucket of soya sauce.


Like a lovely knockoff of William Gibson

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



Blade Runner without any of the cool poo poo, followed by scattered Mad Max without people at dusk.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

We get conquered by the Romulans and walk around wearing silly coats for eternity

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Animal-Mother posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf9xqsmO9m4

e: i dont know why it doesnt embed. its the intro from Full Throttle

I’m not puttin’ my lips on that!

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AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


Master chiefs land on earth and take over, killing all of us

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