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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



it feels like it should be Friday am I right?

hello? office?

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



hump day haha yeah? eh?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



HEY CHECK UR SLACK FOR THIS FUNNNY VIDEO I JUST PUT ON THERE!!!!!!!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!


Sounds like someone has a case of the Wednesdays!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



psst...dont come into work next Monday...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



whats that NOISE?!?!! its not my problem you don't appreciate Aphex Twin.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Stooge
Aug 27, 2018





hahaha this is really funny where did you find this one haha

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

buy some buttons, support a goon




What's a slack

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018




You're wondering what that smell is? Oh, I just microwaved some leftover fish casserole - yum!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



*goes to work in full PPE*

*yells through mask*

SO HOWS STACEY! YOUR DECK LOOKS GOOD!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!


He's put my stapler in a jelly again

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

"Uugh, it's only Wednesday?"


*rockets upward through promotions and salaries because he's a nepotistic, spoiled, all-out loudmouth and racist moron*

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


*files a printed copy immediately after logging it digitally*

job security, right?

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





"Okay Michael, how many plums were you able to fit in your rear end over tue lunch break?"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Taco Defender

Who put the printer offline? gently caress it, I am going to get coffee. Who put the coffee maker offline? Glad I have a sandwich to put in the refrigerator.

Dang nabbit! Wait a tic. Where am I?

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




*at the water cooler* thanks obama!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!


Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?

okay I admit it I've never worked in an office I just really like Office Space and TV sitcoms where people work in an office

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020
warning: i get triggered by extremely stupid shit

Stooge posted:

hahaha this is really funny where did you find this one haha
You didn't catch Ally McBeal?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Hump day (fucks own rear end).

Humped on hump day.... human resources will hear about this....

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020
warning: i get triggered by extremely stupid shit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hump day (fucks own rear end).

Humped on hump day.... human resources will hear about this....
I once looked up a man loving his own rear end out of curiosity, and that is where I found my personal line as I shut it off

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

>take a dump.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

We're at the top of the hill! Nowhere to go but down

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


out for a business meeting for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Hey so yeah, Barb and I drove up from Florida this past weekend. Yeah, it's great. Yeah we were down on the beach, you know, we're not scared.

*begins coughing uncontrollably*

So anyway, this meeting is to talk about how we're going to start rolling back tele-commuting. There's a need to be in the office, to get these kind of face to face meetings. And I think we can all agree, it's nice to finally get out of the house and enjoy life again.

*continues coughing uncontrollably*

Sorry guys, I was up all night with terrible diarrhea and a headache, it's not covid I swear. Talk about hump day, huh?

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

*way behind the times-ishy*

IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES LOL

get it, the frog dances...

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

I think I'll go post in BYOB today

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

“Hmm, the office is pretty empty. I guess everyone else is still working from home.”

*looks around*

*hand inches toward pants zipper*

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the President is dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


*leaves a bagel in the toaster oven too long, smoke fills the office*

Sorry guys, got a little distracted with some emails. It uh... it never stops, does it? Heh, guess that's job security.

*eats the blackened bagel*

God I hate this place. I'm gonna buy some lotto tickets tonight, that's the only way out.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




hey guys, lottery pool numbers from two weeks ago are back and uh

I won.

gently caress yall, I got the ticket and you can't stop me. See ya, losers.

(narrator: little did she know that the ticket was actually for the wrong draw; winning Powerball would not happen with a Mega Millions ticket)

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.

Dr.D-O
Jan 3, 2020


Who put fish in the microwave again?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Dr.D-O posted:

Who put fish in the microwave again?



Stooge posted:

You're wondering what that smell is? Oh, I just microwaved some leftover fish casserole - yum!

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.

puts popcorn in microwave, sets timer for 3 minutes, walks to talk to karen in payroll, 3 floors down.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

*rubs naked rear end on boss’s chair*
*farts*

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


welp, that's enough work for the week. /goes to sleep

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014


I'm working from home



Make a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup please ;-)

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

*turns on monitor*

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I made a bunch of tea using hot water from the coffee machine with the hot water tap on it.

It's good tea and i used my own mug and stuff so it's not too much a bother, but I will tell you this: ... well, I'll tell you two things.
The first is that, again, this is GOOD tea, ok? This isn't some bullshit Lipton rear end tea alright? I got it on Amazon. It's good. S'up Steve. How's it been my man, you like tea, doncha? Yea? I got this Prince of Wales. Amazon. Nice.
Anyway also, in making the tea, and by using the hot water spigot on the coffee pot that's built into the inline plumbing, it hosed up how much hot water the coffee machine has JUST enough to make the next pot of coffee suck rear end for the next few people that drink that poo poo. And that coffee from our vendor is loving. TERRIBLE to start with, am I right? haha drat right. Well NOW it's loving terrible and weak as poo poo and only hot because it's on the dirty hot plate underneath the caraffe. Which I didn't clean despite the thing being empty when I went to make this tea.

gently caress this tea is good.

Hey listen are you going to staff later?

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