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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



better pack this bag of monster condoms that i use for my magnum dong in case bigfoot shows up

RIP drew

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i forgot other underpants but these ones should be fine I put them on yesterday

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



how many flats of beer and joy division albums should i bring?

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

buy some buttons, support a goon




drat I spilled my ketamine all over my tent and we haven't even left the academy store yet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



bro bro bro

does your car have USB bro??

bro im telling you bro

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

buy some buttons, support a goon




Do u mind if I ash my blunt in ur cup bro you were done with that right my bad bro I'll get you another drink when I get paid on Thursday

redm
Feb 20, 2016




Sugartime Jones

[loses car keys]

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!


*buys winnebago*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i know a good spot

*drives 2 hours out of the way*

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

I have an AWP and a lot of patience and I'm just +ducking and doing bong rips let's do this

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



caleb posted:

I have an AWP and a lot of patience and I'm just +ducking and doing bong rips let's do this
ok drop deagle plz

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

numberoneposter posted:

ok drop deagle plz

Radio: Negative

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





CT going campsite A

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




i bought a cast net im going to use to carry water bottles. i have enough for everybody so dont be shy, hydration is essential

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




i probably should have set up my tent when it was still light outside. im just going to have to cut my losses tonight and sleep on top of all these empty water bottles. at least im not dehydrated

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Leave nothing but dozens of plastic bottles and take nothing but pisses

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Nah sleeping next to 2 other dudes in a 4 man tent is way to gay for me I'm just gonna crash out in the minivan but make sure to keep all the windows closed and at some point in the night I'm gonna roll over onto the 1/3 eaten Arby's Big Montana I ordered on the drive up creating an unctuous miasma of drunken beer sweat, feet, and D-grade roast beef that we will all be able to enjoy for the 5 hour bumper to bumper drive back down I-75 on Sunday afternoon.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Hitches up trailer full of hay bales Iím going to use to make mud huts. Fishing pole, frying pan, box of porn, check.

starbucks hermit
Dec 13, 2016




Fun Shoe

well, we're not gonna have spotify in the mountains when we lose signal so I brought 30 hours of ska and 90s jpop.

what do you mean, you can't play tapes?

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



starbucks hermit posted:

well, we're not gonna have spotify in the mountains when we lose signal so I brought 30 hours of ska and 90s jpop.

what do you mean, you can't play tapes?

Don't worry, I brought this acoustic guitar. I know like 3 Oasis songs.

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Don't worry, I brought this acoustic guitar. I know like 3 Oasis songs.

If you get tired I know the 3 sublime songs that everyone knows. I also brought some of my dad's vodka in this coffee mug. He won't even know I just topped the bottle off with water

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Don't worry, I brought this acoustic guitar. I know like 3 Oasis songs.

*gets a little emotional during wonderwall*

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




haha its kinda tough setting up a 8 person tent in a tree but im going to prove to my family once and for all that im a good dad and not addicted to alcohol

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



All weekend eh, better pack my gaming PC.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Grevling posted:

All weekend eh, better pack my gaming PC.

Switches to, uh, sniper rifle? Rail gun?

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010


Gonna pack six pairs of underwear in case I poo poo myself thrice

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

Hey uh so... if we get dehydrated can I drink your pee? Just to stay alive, you know. You can drink mine too if you want to

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Muldoon

4 person gang-bag, check

Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019
BORN IN A MOUNTAIN
RAISED IN A CAVE
WHIPPING BOTTLES AT TILA TEQUILA
IS ALL I CRAVE


whos wifeswapping this weekend (its my wife)

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


1) Weapon: check
2) 2nd weapon: check
3) 3rd weapon: check
4) 4th weapon: check
5) Food: nope
6) Compass/map: nope
7) Toilet paper: nope

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



I can't seem to hook up to the wifi at this campsite.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?






Bottle of gin, bottle of vodka, pack of whippits, .357, flares, sleeping bag. My neighbor's backyard won't know what hit it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

A sleeping roll, a flashlight, a radio, some snacks, some gatoraides, a couple of fun sandwiches in the cooler with ice packs, swimming trunks, a change of clothes, some deoderant, sun tan lotion, bug spray...




...




... and a smile.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Don't sleep naked you'll get skeeters on your peter.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

Universe Master posted:

Don't sleep naked you'll get skeeters on your peter.

hey i'll take whatever action i can get

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



all i brought was weed and weed accessories

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Theres a subreddit for beecock enthusiasts

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



bringing extra batteries for my game boy

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Making sure to pack my Nintendo Switch, battery pack, solar charger, generator, multiple USB-C cables, and Switch Pro controller so I'm never far away from my video games!!

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Flutieflakes017
Feb 16, 2012

only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain

I probably won't need this WHOLE handle of bourbon for the weekend but might as well just bring it you know? (Does need full handle for the weekend)

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