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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: Boxtrot Yuniform Orlie Bilo > Trashed Crew: We Just Wanna Drink With You
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more falafel please

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Heather Papps posted:

early in my days of legal age drinking a bunch of my friends and i went to the casino because we could. i lost about 10 dollars when i discovered a much more entertaining game that is called "5 dollar beer."

you put down five dollars and there is a 1 in 1 chance you will receive a beer! it is way more fun than slot machines or table games

I've been to Vegas a couple times and there is a fine line of playing penny slots or video poker or cheap blackjack where you can get comped drinks and not lose more than you would be spending on the drinks and that's fun



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# ? Apr 13, 2021 11:22
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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



 I have returned from my Cletus Expedition with exactly what I went to get.

Only time will tell.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:29
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:37
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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
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Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 All I'll say is that when you didn't realize someone was in the brewery during their birthday and were blasting Death Grips while going through your tasks and you offer to change the music to something they like and they get all snotty and ask if it's even music, and not in a fun jokey, Nurse With Wound is a great way to passive agressively escalate

# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:39
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 on the fast train to trashedville and I'll meet you at the station




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!
# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:42
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend

Escape From Noise posted:

All I'll say is that when you didn't realize someone was in the brewery during their birthday and were blasting Death Grips while going through your tasks and you offer to change the music to something they like and they get all snotty and ask if it's even music, and not in a fun jokey, Nurse With Wound is a great way to passive agressively escalate

once i was the only guy in the warehouse due to a conflux of illness and vacation, and i put on les mis and had a few people try and shame me. it just gave me more power.


tyvm hbag

# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:47
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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqsy9Wtr1qE

# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:58
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TVsVeryOwn

Finger Prince posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqsy9Wtr1qE

very good dog

# ? Apr 13, 2021 03:15
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Escape From Noise posted:

All I'll say is that when you didn't realize someone was in the brewery during their birthday and were blasting Death Grips while going through your tasks and you offer to change the music to something they like and they get all snotty and ask if it's even music, and not in a fun jokey, Nurse With Wound is a great way to passive agressively escalate

once in my undergrad days a friend of mine invited some people I didn't really like over to my dorm to hang out and drink beers. As it was my dorm room, I controlled the music. I played a few of the current pop hits by request and then just started blasting Swan's No Words/No thoughts at maximum volume. They left pretty shortly after that.


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# ? Apr 13, 2021 03:53
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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

magic cactus posted:

once in my undergrad days a friend of mine invited some people I didn't really like over to my dorm to hang out and drink beers. As it was my dorm room, I controlled the music. I played a few of the current pop hits by request and then just started blasting Swan's No Words/No thoughts at maximum volume. They left pretty shortly after that.

That and Songs About loving are your nuclear options

# ? Apr 13, 2021 04:08
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Ass-penny



 Just lol if you never alienated everyone else in the kitchen by listening to Gulaggh in the dish pit.

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 11:22
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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 Saw this crow on the way to Wakayama from the train digging in the station trash can.
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