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Heather Papps posted:

one hundred canadian dollars! this rez dispensary has other stuff on offer but it's closer to like 10 bucks a gram and i may not be good at math but a hundred dollars for 28ish grams is an incredible deal.

I could get used to prices like that

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HisMajestyBOB




I'm drinking Laird's Old Apple Brandy and playing an overly complex strategy game.
It does not really taste like apples, but it does taste like brandy. Goes down smoother than my whiskey, and it's not as sweet as the rum, so it's a nice middle ground.

HisMajestyBOB




This is the thread for posting about drinking, right?
Cause if it's not, I'm lost and need a designated driver. TIA.

HisMajestyBOB




I just saw a baby fox outside and he tried to come inside when I opened the door to take a picture. WTF?

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


HisMajestyBOB posted:

I just saw a baby fox outside and he tried to come inside when I opened the door to take a picture. WTF?


He didn't want you to drink alone.

Twenty Four




HisMajestyBOB posted:

I just saw a baby fox outside and he tried to come inside when I opened the door to take a picture. WTF?



Barking Gecko posted:

He didn't want you to drink alone.

HisMajestyBOB




Lol, I'm pretty sure he's underage. Sorry bud.
But anyway, I'm not drinking alone as long as you guys are drinking too.

Twenty Four




HisMajestyBOB posted:

Lol, I'm pretty sure he's underage. Sorry bud.
But anyway, I'm not drinking alone as long as you guys are drinking too.

HisMajestyBOB






My brandy ran out.Let's see what's next on the shelf.

HisMajestyBOB




I should add that it was 95% empty at the start. I didn't drink 750mL of brandy in one sitting.

HisMajestyBOB




HisMajestyBOB posted:


My brandy ran out.Let's see what's next on the shelf.

It's Belmont Farms Kopper Kettle, Virginia Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
Burns going down, and it's lasted the longest of the stuff on my shelf. *

* Not that long, like six months. My alcohol stockpile is not as extensive as most.

HisMajestyBOB




Basically it's not that great. I prefer the rum, or the brandy.

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rum is my main squeeze. brandy is like, distilled wine yes? I've never rlly encountered it

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




ute fox

poo poo hang on a sec....C throw that up there on the first lien

Wine beers and bourbon says bed. Nights! No wed noise e


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
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Bilirubin posted:

ute fox

poo poo hang on a sec....C throw that up there on the first lien

Wine beers and bourbon says bed. Nights! No wed noise e

goodnight lmbo

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


prepuce repurposed posted:

rum is my main squeeze. brandy is like, distilled wine yes? I've never rlly encountered it

Yeah, it's distilled wine. Cognac is brandy from the Cognac region of France. I like it in the wintertime. Very expensive cognac is overpriced but incredibly tasty.

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seems like something a skyrim jarl would offer u

HisMajestyBOB




Escape From Noise posted:

Yeah, it's distilled wine. Cognac is brandy from the Cognac region of France. I like it in the wintertime. Very expensive cognac is overpriced but incredibly tasty.

If I distill any brandy in the Cognac region of France, is is legally cognac?
Inquiring entrepreneurial minds want to know.

Twenty Four




prepuce repurposed posted:

rum is my main squeeze. brandy is like, distilled wine yes? I've never rlly encountered it

yeah and imo it tastes like smooth whisky but ymmv

i like it, one of my mom's favorite drinks is brandy and squirt soda and it's pretty good!

Twenty Four




Bilirubin posted:

ute fox

poo poo hang on a sec....C throw that up there on the first lien

Wine beers and bourbon says bed. Nights! No wed noise e

quality trashed post lol

HisMajestyBOB




Typically I prefer:
Rum (good Caribbean stuff, not Capt Morgans)
Whiskey (not too harsh)

The Kopper Kettle stuff I got is too harsh without any aftersmoothness. I have some Irish Whiskey I got on sale that's better.
For some reason I'm generally limiting myself to stuff produced in-state (Virginia), which is not always bad (Cape Charles maple whiskey is some good poo poo), but not always great (again, Kopper Kettle Bourbon whiskey).

I drink it straight. Because, why not.

During the week I'llhave a good beer.

When I'm visiting my old man, I'll take full advantage of his home bar and have a martini, or a brandy Alexander, or anything really. He's got a nice small but well stocked home bar, so I indulge in loving awesome cocktails.
(his vermouth is flat because he doesn't refrigerate it or drink it quickly enough, but I'll never tell him that. That's our secret).

HisMajestyBOB




Bilirubin posted:

ute fox

poo poo hang on a sec....C throw that up there on the first lien

Wine beers and bourbon says bed. Nights! No wed noise e

night!
I'll see what other cute pics I can throw up next time I'm drunk and posting here.
Not "throw up" as in vomit, but "throw up", as in separate words, as in posting.

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I buy white rum b/c I believe hard liquor should taste bad like medicine. It reminds u that you're drinking hard stuff. I'll take spiced rum when there's no other rum around tho

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Twenty Four




HisMajestyBOB posted:

night!
I'll see what other cute pics I can throw up next time I'm drunk and posting here.
Not "throw up" as in vomit, but "throw up", as in separate words, as in posting.

if you can literally puke up cute pictures you would be a byob hot commodity

HisMajestyBOB




My current favorite rum is Flor de Cana. I bought a second bottle last time I went to the ABC store, which is rare for me.
When I'm more sober, I'll look up my notes on my other favorite rums.

But yeah, sometimes, you need your drink to taste harsh and unforgiving, like the world. But sometimes you've earned that smooth, sweet taste.

So next time you reach for the hard stuff, ask yourself if that's really what you want, or if you've earned something a little sweeter.

HisMajestyBOB




Twenty Four posted:

if you can literally puke up cute pictures you would be a byob hot commodity

Well, I can't promise much on the literally puke part, but I will promise to post a cute picture every time I drunk post here.

Twenty Four




HisMajestyBOB posted:

Well, I can't promise much on the literally puke part, but I will promise to post a cute picture every time I drunk post here.


I won't hold you to it but I won't complain either!

i think i need to take a break from drinking at home.

so im going to the bar and drink there and play some pool

then come home and drink some more in true trashed crew fashion

HisMajestyBOB




Twenty Four posted:

I won't hold you to it but I won't complain either!

i think i need to take a break from drinking at home.

so im going to the bar and drink there and play some pool

then come home and drink some more in true trashed crew fashion

Sounds like a plan!
No bars for me right now, so have one for me (if you want, totally no pressure).

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The idea of going to a bar seems exotic and far away still

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I'd order a long island iced tea and check the bathroom for 90's condom machines like I always do

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remember the ones that sometimes offered lil lube packets or nasty lil sex trick books

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could be I imagined that

Twenty Four




nah you are right that was a thing, i remember as a kid going to some shady bars with my parents and guiltily thinking "i don't know if i should be allowed to be around this stuff" but then again it was my parents dragging me along to those places so lol

HisMajestyBOB




Most of my drinking was in South Korea and China, so I don't remember that exactly, but I do remmber simiarl.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


HisMajestyBOB posted:

If I distill any brandy in the Cognac region of France, is is legally cognac?
Inquiring entrepreneurial minds want to know.

Possibly? I think you may to also need to use grapes grown in the region.

Twenty Four




bar fun was had, home drinks will continue

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I found a nice bar. Pretty far for my place, but I'm far away from everything.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I am trashin' and my b hole is going to hate me for it.

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Escape From Noise posted:

I am trashin' and my b hole is going to hate me for it.

Buddy your b hole is gonna ripppp

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Also it's a dang pandango stay the hell out of bars!!!!

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