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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

But im all out of horrible, horrible booze

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 21:21

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I got some real wine and it's loving wonderful

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 01:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

Let's see that wine

I drank a real pinot grigio, but it is now gone. However a mild riesling is waiting in the wings for tomorrow and my aunt gave me a bunch of coors light?

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 02:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I wanted to post in trashed crew, but I drank a bottle wine and fell asleep. Whoops

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 13:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just drank a bottle of riesling

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 01:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I don't even get tipsy after drinking a whole bottle. I guess I HAVE to buy it in box form.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 01:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Two bottles down. Im status that I've become wine proof

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 03:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

do a third one and then report back tia

nothing. I've... I've beaten wine.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 04:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

So, how much glue do I need to drink, or...

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 05:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I drank a tiny can of Coors light

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 23:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

Like 8oz or???

Yeah. They're adorable!

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 23:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

be the trashed u want 2 see in the world

-yadon

cheers to our glorious new tag and tyvm GSJG

You are welcome. I love my job

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 00:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Barking Gecko posted:

GSJG: he defeated wine and he made us an awesome gang tag. Is there anything he can't do?

Make enough money to simply survive?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 02:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have had some beers. Should I drink the bag of cheap white wine?

My dude. Drink that bag

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 15:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There it's no greater blessing to mankind than the bag of white wine

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 15:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Still drinking worryingly labeled Publix diet cola

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 19:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

don't worry, GSJG would and probably will approve

I very much do. Also, I haven't been posting but I've been testing the limits of my new alcohol tolerance. It is now eight bud lights before I get tipsy.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 01:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

is there a lanai? Golden Girls taught me Floridians all have a lanai

I just was in Florida and yes, everyone does actually have a lanai. They have special screens or panels on the bottom so alligators can't get in

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 01:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Last night my son made me the most delicious white Russian I've ever had. The boy has a gift

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 01:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Should I drink? Yes

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 03:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oops. I drank too much

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 06:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I managed to get drunk last night by consuming two and a half liters of wine, which is unsustainable. I can no longer afford to be a wino on my budget

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 18:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I've invented a sport called Drunk Sudoku, where I get drunk and do sudoku. It's really fun

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 03:43

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

Status: Bacardi white shots and cold ones. I drove far from home and will be sleeping in a strange house 2nite. I'll need TC solidarity to make it through the night

Nothing like walking up in a place you don't recognize.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 04:38

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