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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
trashed crew is a state of mind
:cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
done with work for the day so i'm cracking a non-alcoholic beer and bumping some tunes

:cheers: trashed orbs



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

is there a beer of champagnes? trashed crew we have a mystery to solve!

Andre's. You're looking for Andre's.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
sup trashed crew i'm drinking topo chico and listening to negativland. feeling hella trashed in spirit



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
hell yeah dangerdoom owns :cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just discovered topo chico w/ lime and dang is it good and there is a song about it that pops in my head every time i take a sip which I will link below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzOy2Z07U4

I was introduced to that song a little while ago actually! it's great!



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

currently getting TRASHED on mineral water

:hellyeah: :cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Trashed crew I did a shot of sake 4 u and now i am drinking a topo and chilling. :cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Happy friday tc! I am drinking a non-alcoholic klausthaler dry-hopped and watching The Night Comes For Us on netflix. It is an extremely un-BYOB film but if you like hyper violent action films like Raid: The Redemption I cannot recommend it enough.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Sup trashed crew my month of sobriety ended and I'm celebrating by drinking homemade shandys and watching old kung-fu movies. Hope you're all having a chill monday

:cheers:



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magic cactus

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

this sounds like the best time mathematically possible

pls describe exact ingredients of shandies and plot of kung-fu movie itt

Aight so in order of ease because I'm a little hammered.

Shandy: two parts czechvar pilsner or your favorite planer of choice, one part lemonade (I use san pellegrino limonata because i like my lemonade on the tart side and I'm too lazy to make my own) you can mess with the proportion as you like, the above is just my preference.

Kung-fu: ok so there's this master who taught these 5 dudes different styles of kung-fu based on poisonous animals (including wire-fu, the deadliest animal of all), and he gets concerned that his students might be using their powers for evil (maybe one didn't sign a permission slip???) So he sends a student who is master of all five styles on a mission to check up on them. Basically one has turned into kung-fu Jeff bezos, one is a member of the police, one drinks all the time, one looks like he got really into glam rock and kung-fu simultaneously , and one wears a luchador mask 24/7 and speaks all his lines like he has a speech impediment and lives in a cardboard box at the bottom of a well.

anyway long story short kung-fu Jeff bezos and glam rock ninja kill a bunch of people because they are looking for the master's treasure (there was zero mention of this in the prologue), and try to frame the drunk guy for it, but kung-fu cop suspects something is up and partners with the main character to beat the truth out of everyone involved. There is a bizarre series of scenes that play out like a kung-fu version of people's court, and at the behest of kung-fu bezos, drunk guy gets suffocated by a bunch of wet paper. After teaming up and killing the evil kung-fu guys, cop and disciple guy vow to use the treasure to "restore the club's honor" (pretty sure if all your students minus like, two turn evil there should be a school (dojo?) board meeting at least).

That's it, sorry for :words:



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magic cactus

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It's the five venoms it's on US netflix along side a bunch of other Shaw brothers kung fu flicks.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Lord yes, but fat segal is also entertaining.



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magic cactus

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Also doesn't know how to hold a gun



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magic cactus

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Oops all booze!



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magic cactus

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

e: baby carrots are what won wwII most people don't know that

the only acceptable kind of child soldier



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Sup trashed crew three beers deep and the trash train ain't stopping.

:ducksiren: :getin:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
two pilsners down and workin' on my third

:cheers: 2 u trashed crew



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
happy anniversery PSP! will raise a brew in your honor tonight when i'm done with work :cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Trashed crew I am drinking mojitos on the lawn and blasting tunes and I hope you're all having as chill a time as I am rn.

:cheers:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Mojitos drank. Topo Chico keeping the hydration game strong so I can keep on drinkin'



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magic cactus

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rear end-penny posted:

Where are all of these ground beers coming from?
Stay safe beer ghost :ohdear:



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Made it through another week so it's trashed o clock.

:cheers: everybody! Hope you have a chill Friday and an even chiller weekend.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
there's no such thing as too trashed or too high to post.



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magic cactus

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Final score for the night 5 beers and a topo. Stay trashed, crew.



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magic cactus

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Just chilling and thinking about life, but in a chill way.



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magic cactus

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two drunk posts is two too many



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magic cactus

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Slush Garbo posted:



Drive thru liquor. It's ok, they put magic tape over the straw hole so you cant drink in your car

'yob bless america

:911:

had some beers on the hammock now i'm just chilling out and cranking tunes



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magic cactus

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take the moon posted:

adding sweet tea to a holic sounds like a good idea :) never really considered it

i sometimes drink what i have named a three mile-island ice tea, which is basically sweet tea, an ungodly amount of vodka, and lemon juice to taste.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Howdy trashed crew. I am currently drinking a vermonter cider and snacking on something called taco bell cheddar crisps (nacho flavor). The cider is excellent, the cheddar crisps so far are average but will probably taste better as more cider is consumed.

How's everybody doing?



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magic cactus

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:cheers:



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magic cactus

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this is a work of art



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magic cactus

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drinkin' cider and postin' :whatup: TC



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magic cactus

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rear end-penny posted:

Crew, I'm getting T R A S H E D .

:hellyeah:

:cheers: my fellow trashed orb



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magic cactus

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

yob is the best and yobbers are my friends



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i had garlic wine once it was actually pretty good!



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i've been experimenting with the bizarre time-dilation properties of tequila, otherwise known as tequila time (tm), it may be possible to stop time entirely using this trick, but i am not brave enough to try.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
there's also its counterpart in the sober world, topo time (tm) rumors persist that if the two are combined, posters who are strong and brave and pure of heart may gain access to the mod forum, but if you're not brave enough and flinch at the dreaded gatekeeper demon steve balmer ahego, you will be sent straight to coupons & deals.



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magic cactus

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yeah they absolutely do. i had a friend in collage who after drinking tequila would only ever want to get naked or fight people. god help you if he decided to combine the two.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
imo vodka is the chillest booze. the only time i've had an unchill night with vodka was when i'd get so drunk i'd have to puke or something



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