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I'm plum laid flat by a dern cookie atm. fighting hard against the natural inclination to not post
what kind of music you like when youre caught up in cookie stupor? i will post you something itt to keep you going
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Apr 18, 2024 08:22
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put on something gangksta to rile me up pls
this is gangsta and also nerdy and also old skool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMasG160DYI
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Aug 15, 2020 02:17
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If it's me choosing it's usually animal collective or other weird music and just surrender to the cookie
Mr. Bungle always gives me a lil boost
last time i got too cookie'd the universe dropped this song on me. it is sprawling and operatic and the vocals have an unnatural cadence so i think it might scratch your itch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZKC6x9zlU
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Aug 15, 2020 02:26
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Aug 15, 2020 02:33
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oh snap happy burfday psp!
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Aug 15, 2020 03:34
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congrats on schfifty schfifty schfifty five
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978
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Aug 15, 2020 03:55
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this slaps!
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Aug 16, 2020 00:11
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Check out what I caught on my midnight seltzer walk tonight
this is a sign op!
but what exactly it means, no one can say...
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Aug 18, 2020 18:23
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whoa lotta people in trashed crew in the afternoon. i'm inspired by this!
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Aug 18, 2020 18:31
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*in the voice of morpheus from the matrix*
What if I told you you are already trashed?
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Aug 18, 2020 21:29
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I prance in my pants doing the ants dance
What's doin? Who's crewin'
imma be trashed crew in about an hour, put it on the board
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Aug 19, 2020 01:43
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the dancing is great but what's up with all these ANTS
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Aug 19, 2020 02:02
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good evening trashed crew. trashed is on.
this evening i am jamming to a criminally underrated new zealand post-punk classic from 1981. i only wish i had discovered this song when i was in my prime teenage rocking years...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tf1wzg4rdE
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Aug 19, 2020 02:32
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with coffee? is this like fourloko's classy cousin or something?
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Aug 20, 2020 00:30
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summer of clashy trashy continues as i have consumed two dirty martinis and am rocking out to the fall
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Aug 20, 2020 02:58
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you see this gang tag? that is mafucken yadon, and he represents street warfare. 
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Aug 21, 2020
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Aug 21, 2020 03:06
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pro tip: if you empty all this booze into a tub then bathe in the booze tub you will become gary busey for 24 hours
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Aug 22, 2020 04:19
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I just finished a bottle of port that I bought like this afternoon. I hust wanted to say, I love you guys (and not guys or guy-equivalents)
port? now that is classy trashy! 
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Aug 22, 2020 05:17
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Been getting trashed for 7 hours straight but I ain't stopping now
rarity have u stopped yet? i know it is late in the uk but i wanted to tell you that you inspired me to try some dominos meateor but we don't have them in the us and the dominos guy told me that i could order a meatzza instead and i told hi to fcuk off and now i am banned from dominos. 
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Aug 23, 2020 02:43
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i just want to take a moment to say i love you yobbers and trashed crewers
this round’s on me!
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Aug 23, 2020 03:08
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you’re the trashed crew now, dog!
pth you set me up for this joke you magnificent bastard! 
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Aug 23, 2020 04:08
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It is now my mission to learn to dance like that banana pepper.
careful friend, those are advanced dance moves and a single misstep can result in being curb-stomped by a piece of pizza, but it is a noble goal and i wish you luck
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Aug 23, 2020 19:44
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this is sacred work lol
i think i speak for tc when i say u have our full support
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Aug 23, 2020 19:48
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we need a More Trashed Than You Think in the the style of The More You Know gif
paging Manifisto/Vanisher aka the Blender Boyz
e: paging anyone with mad skillz
e2: i has no skillz atm i only have the super power to know when people are trashed
i have no skills. i'm more of an idea guy tbqh. and i just had an idea to get trashed.
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Aug 24, 2020 03:47
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hello trashed crew i will be joining you in about an hour or so. please do not get too trashed while i am away or else i will be way less trashed than everyone else and i'll just have to sit here not getting any of your jokes and it will be super awkward.
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Aug 25, 2020 00:27
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time for a refill, anyone need anything?
a bottle of anything and a glazed donut
to go
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Aug 25, 2020 03:21
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lmao you're painting a real vivid picture, friend.
cool rear end dude seeks spicy food
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Aug 25, 2020 22:43
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brace yourselves for a crain trash!
haha just kidding i am quite drunk tho
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Aug 26, 2020 03:11
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as we all know it's important to eat before trashing. u gotta lay down that food cushion so ur booze will have a nice soft landing.
well I just had a big bowl of cereal for dinner and now my tummy doesn't want booze??
what should I do trashed crew? eat something savory first or take my shot glass 2 pound town u decide
you could always have a dry night and just enjoy some sacred leaves, that can be a nice change of pace.
not me tho. getting a drink in about 49 minutes.
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Aug 27, 2020 01:12
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what's up trashed crew it's martini time
how y'all doin? all bagled up?
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Aug 27, 2020 02:02
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also when i realized how closely aligned i was with magic cactus on music taste i was gonna make a post about how i am a magic cactus alt account but i haven't seen him in a while and now i am wondering if i actually am
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Aug 27, 2020 02:14
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hey trashed crew it rained its rear end off tonight.
think i'm just gonna have a nice whiskey and open windows and enjoy that cool damp late summer air
mm yes very nice
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Aug 28, 2020 03:35
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Apr 18, 2024 08:22
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dang i am trashed. time to be a hydro homie instead before i trashpost all over BYOB 
byob is like shub-niggurath, just spewing forth endless various threads and posts, both great and small, some die instantly and some live forever
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