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gently caress yeah time to go camping after filing for unemployment
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 16:28 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:23 |
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*sets up Grindr account* SUMMER OF GEORGE BABY!
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 16:42 |
10 years as this company's cumrag, just so they can throw me away like oh
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 16:42 |
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I'm in the layoff industry and the business is good baby
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 16:53 |
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*stuffs pockets with as much DDR3 as they can hold while crying*
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 17:30 |
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"Well ya know. maybe this a good thing! Yeah....it's time. this is IT! I'm ready! Here's my plan! Week 1- Learn Python Week 2 - Learn Docker Week 3 - Study for Network+ Week 4 - Study for Security+ Week 5 - Learn AWS Man, my Linkedin is gonna be blowin' UP!" When in reality you spent week one drinking and watching ER and CSI reruns.
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 19:52 |
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Now I can take Ivanka Kushner's advice and find something else!
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# ? Jul 17, 2020 20:13 |
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Wait, I get HOW MUCH after filing for unemployment? oh gently caress it's only until the end of this month? poo poo why didn't I get fired sooner oh god wait I can't pay my rent on $600 from a single month america why do you suck so much???
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# ? Jul 18, 2020 06:06 |
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i really want to take a poo poo on the HR ladys desk but im too scared that it will effect my "career growth"
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# ? Jul 18, 2020 06:20 |
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Does it count as getting laid off if my job cancelled the contract before I could start?
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# ? Jul 18, 2020 06:29 |
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Jokes on those fuckers I walked out with 10 gtx960s and 20 320gb 7200rpm hard drives eBay here we come!
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# ? Jul 18, 2020 06:29 |
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Im gonna sh*t myself, and then sh**t myself
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# ? Jul 18, 2020 20:26 |
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Chinatown posted:i really want to take a poo poo on the HR ladys desk but im too scared that it will effect my "career growth" You don't have to claim responsibility.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 06:00 |
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My unemployment took so loving long to get approved that I ended up just cancelling my application anyway. Somehow I ended up getting $60 sent to me, which I had to pay back as part of my taxes; this was the very end of 2019. Well, that's my Canadian dole story. I also stole my office chair, my computer monitors, and about 5 years worth of paper. In retrospect I could have gotten away with so much more.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 07:24 |
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Don't worry, your boss will still have a job
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 09:13 |
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In movies people who get fired get to carry their personal belongings in a cardboard box. Well I got a see-through plastic bag for my coffee mug and emergency underpants and it was super embarrassing.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 10:20 |
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I was dismissed from my position on Tuesday because I left a room when a manager wanted to talk to me but didn't say so. I'd been there for 5 years. I'm not sure what I'm going to do now.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 10:31 |
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The Grimace posted:Wait, I get HOW MUCH after filing for unemployment? I have a friend that works for metro in a large city and they were necessary employees the whole time (several died of Covid) and now the city is laying off like 200 of them effective right after the July benefits end.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 20:02 |
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"First I'mma take your job, then I'mma take your girl." -covid 19
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 22:30 |
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*goes to live in the woods far away from capitalism and plagues*
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:56 |
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Sourdough Sam posted:Updating my resumé on the toilet. Big things are in store for me. I should update my portfolio too. Oh wait my last three years of work on the now cancelled project are under NDA in perpetuity. This but literally unironically.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:30 |
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DickParasite posted:*Heads home* Lucky motherfucker.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:56 |
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Im gonna gently caress alice from hr
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:24 |
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Laid off!? Is this because I told everyone in the "I hate printers" thread that I hate-hosed the office printer? Because if so, let me tell you something: I totally hate-hosed the office printer.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:33 |
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Guess I'll just play slightly more video games than usual then.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:40 |
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Im applying for disability anyway it's gonna be great
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:41 |
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Bonzo posted:"Well ya know. maybe this a good thing! Yeah....it's time. this is IT! I'm ready! Here's my plan! gently caress me this hits home
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:29 |
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"Suckers! I haven't done poo poo in months!" *limbos under factory door to go work at the sick ducking factory across the street*
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:25 |
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"Haha yeah, sure, okay Gary, how about you're laid off? Haha see you on Monday, rear end in a top hat."
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