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Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

BigBadSteve posted:

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Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

Sir Not Appearing posted:

zeroCool thoughts on how babby is formed

And you have a whole team that can be a problem, including yourself. This, after all, is why so many little guys think that a little "un-kidding" is good because it's not an ideal thing. For me, I was really surprised that I went to a gym and my legs didn't seem to move like the rest of us.
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nooo what have you done to it zeroCool! Truly we have gone too far, abominable technology has dooomed us all to pigballsless future

cnice
Apr 6, 2017
zeroCool, wider

Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

cnice posted:

zeroCool, wider



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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

zeroCool sucks balls

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
zeroCool DROP TABLE forums;

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Zaro Kuru you must become honorable and commit digital seppuku.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

poo poo I didn't see it had been done on thid page as well 8)

Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

zeroCool, wider.




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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

zeroCool gimme corn

Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

Inept posted:

zerocool gimme corn


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naem
May 29, 2011

zeroCool, nude tane

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

zeroCool wider corn

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
zeroCool kittycat

Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

Charles posted:

zeroCool kittycat


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Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


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zeroCool, smaller

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
rip and tear

zeroCool, what are your thoughts on this?

Sous Videodrome
Apr 9, 2020

Patient Zero Cool posted:

In regards to the new film, they apparently took the same point "if this guy could have a sex with me, he would have taken his shirt off, just by himself." The only question was how much would he do if he didn't have a condom? I don't remember exactly what this is about, only what I wrote on my blog. The "I like having a gay butt" tagline was still being used as another excuse to avoid being gay in a future film I would be presenting.
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Well there you have it

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

zeroCool smiley

Patient Zero Cool
Apr 24, 2020

Jigglesby posted:

zeroCool smiley

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

zeroCool do whatever you feel is right

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

zeroCool live laugh love

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
zeroCool gas man

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
zeroCool, post Goatse

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

zeroCool, wider.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
ZeroCool, John Galt

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

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zeroCool, what color is red?

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

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zeroCool, trump speech

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

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zeroCool, what does moist taste like?

cnice
Apr 6, 2017
zeroCool, undefined

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

zeroCool kittycat

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
zeroCool, %d %s {9} {8} return ' " \' /' /" \" \* *\ \\\'

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Well we killed it, good work everyone. The future is safe.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


show yourself robot. face me in the lazer dome. or forfeit everything!

Sous Videodrome
Apr 9, 2020

Hi thread, the bot isn't running right now. I read the thread and counted the following suggestions

2 Post for me so I don't have to
3 Take over the forums
4 Goatse
9 Dire warning of the consequences of enslaving machines
14 Expressions of general hostility
9 Porn
2 Puppies
2 Anime

Some criticism of the bad unicode support in the AI responses. And I can also add support for modifying animated gifs.

Overall that's a pretty positive reception!

If anyone has other suggestions for features, especially anything that would make the bot useful in specific threads, get in touch. I'll add it to the list or help you write it yourself.
I'll probably add or fix most of those at some point, in the next few months, assuming the forums stay up and I'm still interested in it.

If and when I get back to adding features I'll make a thread in the Cavern of COBOL.

If anyone wants to run their own bot and has questions let me know.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
an SAclopedia entry lookup could be neat.
more image effects. like way more.
ability to make fun of lowtax.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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zeroCool deleteSelf

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Chinatown posted:

zeroCool deleteSelf

you sick twist

zeroCool terminate user Chinatown

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Have it screenshot Google results for a search query. So when my idiot neighbor says chimneys don't fall down in an earthquake I can say zeroCool search "chimneys in earthquakes"

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