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Walked into the donut shoppe and was totally bummed to see there were no donuts in the donut case. Like a loving braying moron I ask the people working there, "No more donuts?" Then as if god himself were smiling down upon me the donut lady grabs a box from behind the counter tells me that someone already paid for it but isn't coming and just gives me like 8 donuts (I miscounted, it was 10!!!!) for free. Here is an image of (most of) the donuts that I received: Feel free to congratulate me or even talk about a time you got a free thing just for being you!
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Nice!!!!!
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Jul 17, 2020 21:06
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Pick posted:Nice!!!!! Right! And this was after having to deal with the people at the Les Shwab telling me that I have to wait an hour and a half to get a new freaking tire. I was getting the donuts as a treat for me and my kiddo to pass the time.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:07
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Let me know if your kid ever want some art supplies or something
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Jul 17, 2020 21:08
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I really want donuts right now and I think I'll have to get some over the weekend. All your fault, OP!!!
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Jul 17, 2020 21:09
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Pick posted:Let me know if your kid ever want some art supplies or something Like...like just for fun??? Cough Drop The Beat posted:I really want donuts right now and I think I'll have to get some over the weekend. All your fault, OP!!! Buy the donuts, CDTB. Especially if it's from a locally owned donut shoppe that doesn't sell hipster donuts.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:10
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when you said "no donuts" did you like get down on your knees and face to god for the impending reckoning?
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Jul 17, 2020 21:11
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Art is fun
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Jul 17, 2020 21:11
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Literally A Person posted:Like...like just for fun??? You should have said I donut know how to thank you enough.
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TheAardvark posted:when you said "no donuts" did you like get down on your knees and face to god for the impending reckoning? Suffice it to say, I was crestfallen. Pick posted:Art is fun I can't disagree with this statement.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:12
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You should have said I donut know how to thank you enough. That is some quality comedy writing. It snaps and sizzles.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:13
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Rated 5. Feel good thread of the year.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:16
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Literally A Person posted:Buy the donuts, CDTB. Especially if it's from a locally owned donut shoppe that doesn't sell hipster donuts. While I do enjoy hipster donuts quite a bit, one of my favorite local donut shops in my area is open 24 hours a day and makes classic donuts in all varieties and I love them.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:16
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Also, I just have a lot of art supplies, I figure I should share some of them.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:18
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Hell yeah, now I want donuts.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:19
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Pick posted:Also, I just have a lot of art supplies, I figure I should share some of them. Art up some donuts for the rest of us who aren't fortunate like the OP to get free donuts. e: Please.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:21
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You a cop op? You have to tell me if you are.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:30
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What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk *head explodes*
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Jul 17, 2020 21:37
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You rear end in a top hat OP, I actually burned enough calories today to eat one of those.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:47
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One time I went to Hawaii and read that they have good mochi (little soft pastries) so I went to the best mochi place and it was closed for a 3 day weekend. So I put my face close to the window and looked really sad and prayed to the good lord for a miracle. And lo, the blinds were yanked up and a lady told me to come around to the door and gave me mochi, and they were sweet and pillowy and delicious. And my wife told me I am literally like a loving child but somehow the world makes it work for me, and she was honestly really impressed.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:49
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nice!
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Jul 17, 2020 21:51
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*drags a sandy crueller up to my hand as I'm lying in the dirt of the street.* You're a sack of poo poo lap and all these people are gonnaknow about your non-dairy creamer *my hand reaches for, and hesitates on that droplet of sugar glazed icing that has formed, like a tear drop, at the bottom edge of the sand crusted crueller like the safety on a gun* It's over, lap. They call 'em... 'CRAWL-ers," now.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:54
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Jiminy crickets! Ethernet cables, RC car, donuts. Go buy a lottery ticket right now!
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Jul 17, 2020 21:56
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Man I'm jealous OP, that's a lot of holes to make love to.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:58
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Pick posted:Also, I just have a lot of art supplies, I figure I should share some of them. I'm totally gonna e-mail you about this. Internetjack posted:Jiminy crickets! Ethernet cables, RC car, donuts. Go buy a lottery ticket right now! Seriously. I live on the Oregon coast which means there is a casino like every 15'. Maybe time for blackjack???
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Jul 17, 2020 22:00
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Big Beef City posted:*drags a sandy crueller up to my hand as I'm lying in the dirt of the street.*  You are seriously my loving favorite.
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Jul 17, 2020 22:00
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Literally A Person posted:I live on the Oregon coast Metal detector on the beach for pirate treasure!
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Jul 17, 2020 22:08
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I don't think you should've eaten those donuts, LAP. I bet some rich dude bought them, hosed them, and then gave them back and told that lady to give to it the next rear end in a top hat who comes wandering in asking, "no donuts, eh?"
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Jul 17, 2020 22:39
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My cousin grew up in Astoria in the early-mid 90's and I got to visit there and go see Cannon Beach and all that poo poo and hang out in that area just right before it went ape poo poo, it was great and no one believes me that it was right before it got super popular and stuff and are like "whatever", but it was 
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Jul 17, 2020 22:39
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Big Beef City posted:My cousin grew up in Astoria in the early-mid 90's and I got to visit there and go see Cannon Beach and all that poo poo and hang out in that area just right before it went ape poo poo, it was great and no one believes me that it was right before it got super popular and stuff and are like "whatever", but it was Astoria is where I went to the second half of high school!!!! Also where I met my wife!!!!!
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Jul 17, 2020 22:41
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LabyaMynora posted:I don't think you should've eaten those donuts, LAP. Nothing wrong with a little something extra in your delicious baked goods.
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Jul 17, 2020 22:47
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Literally A Person posted:Seriously. I live on the Oregon coast which means there is a casino like every 15'. Maybe time for blackjack??? 
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Literally A Person posted:Astoria is where I went to the second half of high school!!!! Also where I met my wife!!!!! i said I was there before it got cool e: I was like 12-14 so big pimpin Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jul 17, 2020 |
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Jul 17, 2020 23:00
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Big Beef City posted:i said I was there before it got cool I am what made it cool. Me and my denim jorts. Did I mention my Slipknot t-shirt???
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Jul 17, 2020 23:01
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Literally A Person posted:I am what made it cool. Me and my denim jorts. Did I mention my Slipknot t-shirt??? This would have been '94-'95'ish you loving absolute poseur. I'm so sick of your filth.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:05
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my favorite is either white frosting with sprinkles or white frosting with coconut because healthy 
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Jul 17, 2020 23:06
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Combining both art and donuts, enjoy this painting by Beth Mobilia. Yes the pixelation is painted. 
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Congrats on your donuts. I quit smoking with the help of donuts, the fatty sugary goodness hit my brain like nicotine. I got a little chubby but managed to lose it with running after my lungs worked again. I cant say enough about the good donuts have brought to my life and now yours.
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Snowy posted:Combining both art and donuts, enjoy this painting by Beth Mobilia. Yes the pixelation is painted. thats cool i want that
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