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Will you finally win this league this year?
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Yes, but I've already won it before so :smug: 5 33.33%
Yes, this is my year of destiny. 2 13.33%
No, I plan on losing horribly and making terrible choices as usual. 6 40.00%
There will be no NFL this year so this is all pointless. 2 13.33%
Total: 15 votes
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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
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EconDad posted:

I honestly can’t even believe it. Thanks. I really felt it was Boudin’s year though. Dominant record through the regular season. Joe Montana division is a tough one. Glad to be a part of it.

If you lose you’re out of Montana and go to Marino. No pressure.




Seriously, good luck and do Montana proud!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wait, am I in the championship?

Really?

How could you guys let this happen you should be ashamed of yourselves.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




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jabro posted:

If you lose you’re out of Montana and go to Marino. No pressure.




Seriously, good luck and do Montana proud!

out of the Montana and into the Marino. The final transformation when one becomes a real boy.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




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Quiet Feet posted:

Wait, am I in the championship?

Really?

How could you guys let this happen you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Protip: bring back Jake Luton and start him against me in the championship. Real players always start Luton.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Montana is and always will be the best division. Other divisions are lame!

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Silly Burrito posted:

Barring a miracle from Hunt and Big Ben, I think you've got this, EconDad. Represent Montana well. :tipshat:

Man, and I was going to give you poo poo for not trading for Lamar and his 35 points a few weeks back. But Tannehill would have still dunked on you.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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darkwolf220 posted:

Man, and I was going to give you poo poo for not trading for Lamar and his 35 points a few weeks back. But Tannehill would have still dunked on you.

Yeah, when all of your players don't do poo poo and the other QB has 5 touchdowns, not a whole lot you can do. It sucks, but not completely unexpected. :shrug:

I got killed in another league because Jalen Hurts had 41 points and Lamar had 35. Jalen friggin Hurts knocked me out.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Silly Burrito posted:

Jalen friggin Hurts knocked me out.

And how does that feel? Is there a word you could possibly use to describe the discomfort of that situation? It could be any word. Any word at all! Like "Hey thats stings!" Or "I tell you it smarts!"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Quiet Feet posted:

And how does that feel? Is there a word you could possibly use to describe the discomfort of that situation? It could be any word. Any word at all! Like "Hey thats stings!" Or "I tell you it smarts!"

i will just sit here and sulk quietly

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


He has not been very quiet, fyi.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Silly Burrito posted:

Yeah, when all of your players don't do poo poo and the other QB has 5 touchdowns, not a whole lot you can do. It sucks, but not completely unexpected. :shrug:

I got killed in another league because Jalen Hurts had 41 points and Lamar had 35. Jalen friggin Hurts knocked me out.

I felt that the one main way I could beat you this week is if your players collectively decided to fail, especially Adams, Robinson, and Davis. Then Tannehill swagged me out as well. Never fear -- he'll put up his worst score of the year this coming week against the "very feared" Green Bay defense.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Time to rev up ULTIMATE POWER, one more time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZHdpvgnZWI

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Ok while it was a bit of a dropoff from my rookie season (though the only place to go from first is down), I’m still not sure how QB-less Team Autodraft managed to do 2.5 games better than my other, properly drafted Goon team.

Hoping I can win out in the Consolation bracket so I can at least say I have still never lost in postseason play....

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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EconDad posted:

I felt that the one main way I could beat you this week is if your players collectively decided to fail, especially Adams, Robinson, and Davis. Then Tannehill swagged me out as well.

Your plan worked to perfection. :discourse:

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Quiet Feet with the “do a lot of waivers as a smokescreen” and me with the “will he forget to pick up a kicker?”

Two championship game strategies from the very beginnings of western civilization. Rare to see both employed at once. Poetry in motion.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Hey now at least 50% of those moves are anxiety over my last flex slot. :colbert:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Lock posted:

Ok while it was a bit of a dropoff from my rookie season (though the only place to go from first is down), I’m still not sure how QB-less Team Autodraft managed to do 2.5 games better than my other, properly drafted Goon team.

Hoping I can win out in the Consolation bracket so I can at least say I have still never lost in postseason play....

i got starts from joe flacco and jalen hurts in garbage time with a few other pickups, fitz getting demoted only screwed me for like 2-3 games.

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Wait did you autodraft too? I was talking about my trainwreck, sorry!

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Well that was a nice championship matchup while it lasted for 10 minutes of the Friday game. Whew

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Yeah my team features Kamara, ...?, ???, and Garbage McTrash. You're depth is way better and you're still in this.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Quiet Feet posted:

Yeah my team features Kamara, ...?, ???, and Garbage McTrash. You're depth is way better and you're still in this.

If Kamara puts up 40 it’s going to be hard to come back from.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Yeah... you’re going to win this. Three touchdowns in the first half.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

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RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Montanas never say die!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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EconDad posted:

Yeah... you’re going to win this. Three touchdowns in the first half.



jabro posted:

Montanas never say die!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I have lost so many games I was projected to win this year and have zero faith. Fantasy football is a game of misery and despair. Hope is not a supported feature.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh jesus...

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Yeah. That’s that. Unreal.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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jabro posted:

Montanas never say die!

Thanks for the support, fellow Montanas, but I do believe this one will be too much of a hill to climb. Had a great run this year, better than I thought I’d have. I’ll try to get here again next year, but it’s a competitive division. Have had a really enjoyable year.

Not over yet. But very likely is.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Whoops

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Oh my god

Oh my loving god

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Quiet Feet posted:

Oh my god

Oh my loving god

Kamara is just balling out today.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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This isn’t even a thing that happens. Less than 20 times in the history of the NFL does a non-quarterback have five or more touchdowns.

An excellent seasonal run, beaten by one player in the end. Well, at least I don’t have to worry about how my team does during the next few days.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Welp

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Gatdamn QF you better go buy a lottery ticket tonight.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Quiet Feet posted:

Oh my god

Oh my loving god

:allbuttons:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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54.7 points for a RB. I don't know if I've ever seen that before in our league.

https://twitter.com/MatthewBerryTMR/status/1342633713746784257?s=19

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 26, 2020

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Third time in NFL history a non-QB got 6 TDs. That'll seal it. 6th one was basically garbage time, just for fun as well.

Only other more painful thing I can recall is losing in week 15 to Todd Gurley all by himself in 2017. I think this one is actually worse.

So close!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



EconDad posted:

Third time in NFL history a non-QB got 6 TDs. That'll seal it. 6th one was basically garbage time, just for fun as well.

Only other more painful thing I can recall is losing in week 15 to Todd Gurley all by himself in 2017. I think this one is actually worse.

So close!

The only thing more painful is if you have a RB score 55 points and then you collapse and lose.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Unless I misheard I think they said during the broadcast that the last time an RB got 6 rushing TDs was 1920? So this is a record that hasn't been touched for a century.

Eltoasto posted:

The only thing more painful is if you have a RB score 55 points and then you collapse and lose.

That would be fitting for my FF year everywhere else!

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EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

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Eltoasto posted:

The only thing more painful is if you have a RB score 55 points and then you collapse and lose.

I wouldn't mind this particular outcome.

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