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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Do you watch pornos with your sign-ifacnt other, in the bedroom? Sometimes my wife let me put on a porno. That's cool.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
We watched some when we were dating. It was the honeymoon period.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its just me and my wiener here OP so yes.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


daves old porn yeah it gets us randy and were laughing everyones enjoying themselves. i like when they put the couch theyre sitting on over the penis

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no that's gross wtf

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i only watch pornos with the homies in my dedicated Jack Room

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
we make em

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd rather not remind my wife about all the non-micro penises out there

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Wife asked me if there were any good pornos for us to watch together. I suggested Pirates.

We watched it, we laughed a lot, and then we hosed.

it was great.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No.....

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that would be extremely haram, op

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I tried but my wife kept asking why the people were so much worse at sex than I am.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

daves old porn yeah it gets us randy and were laughing everyones enjoying themselves. i like when they put the couch theyre sitting on over the penis

Happy to be of service m8

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

No but my ex used to put it on sometimes. She’d put on the 1970s hairy fat man fucks woman in heavy make up ones though with the porn groove music and that stuff is just so comical by todays standards it doesn’t do anything for me.

I’m ok just watching porn by myself I think

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
an ex of mine used to like watching big sex parties with lots of men and women loving.

i try not to think about it.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Strumpie posted:

an ex of mine used to like watching big sex parties with lots of men and women loving.

i try not to think about it.

On the bright side, maybe they thought about it enough for both of you?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

In my town people used to put pornos on at teenage house parties. Was that a common thing? Everyone would just sit round the tv like it was a regular tv show and just watch it.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

Chrs posted:

In my town people used to put pornos on at teenage house parties. Was that a common thing? Everyone would just sit round the tv like it was a regular tv show and just watch it.

it's the polite way of starting a group crystal charging sesh without having to say it out loud.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chrs posted:

In my town people used to put pornos on at teenage house parties. Was that a common thing? Everyone would just sit round the tv like it was a regular tv show and just watch it.

Lmao when I threw parties in college I used to do this, but I'd put on the grossest porn in the background and just act like business as usual. People figured out that that was probably the time to leave.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sometimes but usually I'm too shy, OP.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
You need to come out wearing a towel if you really want people to get into it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Muppet Babies Collectors edition dvd

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

my wife and her boyfriend normally ask me to leave the room, tbh

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
We watch The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth sometimes.

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Chrs posted:

In my town people used to put pornos on at teenage house parties. Was that a common thing? Everyone would just sit round the tv like it was a regular tv show and just watch it.

We’d do this with hentai on VHS tapes, because they are hilarious. Looking back, most of the gals in the room were clearly very uncomfortable. I’m sorry, ladies.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I mean I need it to control the mouse so of course.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


we did watch some skinemax ones to laugh at how terrible they were lol it was fun

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Ville Valo posted:

We’d do this with hentai on VHS tapes, because they are hilarious. Looking back, most of the gals in the room were clearly very uncomfortable. I’m sorry, ladies.

Yeah, I lived in a stoner house where Legend of the Overfiend was on heavy rotation.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I put on “How to Lose a Twink in 10 Days” usually

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If my partner saw the kind of porn I watch she'd probably leave me. Fortunately I'm single so this isn't an issue.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

Torquemada posted:

On the bright side, maybe they thought about it enough for both of you?

well she'd watch whilst we were having sex but i'm not sure if that means anything. probably not.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I don't.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Porn is gross hence it’s ban from this site

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Porn is gross hence it’s ban from this site

Porn is the beautiful expression of a thousand tiny deaths.
The ban is for legal reasons iirc.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



yes we have op thanks for asking

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
yes in the squad car

:blastu:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i watch star trek with my cat, so, yes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah I like to snuggle with bukkake porn on loop on my Apple Watch with my arm around my boo like 3 inches from her face, puts her right to sleep and then I can slip out of my watch and go watch my personal preference, softcore erotica, in the den on my 3 lamp projector big screen and grab barq’s rootbeers out of the mini fridge and slip out of my argyle socks until the sun comes up and I have to eat her pussy for 2 hours until her watch charges up again. It’s a p good setup 4/5. :shrug:

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Pro mode: Watching VR porn with your partner

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
My partner and I are porno detectives so we do watch a lot of porno but we don't like to bring our work home with us (we're also dating).

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