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Stalin-Chan
Feb 11, 2009
hell yeah

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'm watching some porno right now, partner

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Hell yeah taking my wife to the strip club.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

Its just me and my wiener here OP so yes.
My weiner is very significant :grin:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Motherfucker posted:

Hell yeah taking my wife to the strip club.

I would be murdered before I completed the sentence if I even made mention of this - how does this happen?? No, "she's just cool" is not an acceptable answer.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
My girlfriend showed me a porn video she likes :) it was hot.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Hell we got two kids, we both need and get “alone” time, then occasionally we dumb down our tastes to find something we can agree on until it’s kid three

Hyper Vyper
Apr 30, 2005
we read a lot of yaoi together

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Hell yeah, who doesn’t?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you remeber my other thread im on about a good date to start some more physical stuff

do i suggest we both bring our own porn or do we mutually find porn???

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

if you remeber my other thread im on about a good date to start some more physical stuff

do i suggest we both bring our own porn or do we mutually find porn???

A gentleman always provides the porn

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE
Hell no! Porn is a privates thing!

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Chrs posted:

In my town people used to put pornos on at teenage house parties. Was that a common thing? Everyone would just sit round the tv like it was a regular tv show and just watch it.

This was a thing in my hometown as well. I'll never forget when the dude that showed up with the porn was all excited because it was titled Poop Loops but the tape had been switched with Porn Tarts: Chocolate. Picture a bunch of white teenagers partying with black people banging on screen because that's what happened.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
Her letting you choose the mutual porno is a trap. Either she's never watched any so you put on your usual fifteen person anal gangbangs and she'll be disgusted, or you pussy out and choose something from the "female friendly" category to be safe and she is disappointed cause her 15TB porn collection all involves the kind of action that ends up with you having to prove you didn't kill a performer on camera.

You're never gonna land that shot my friend, so let her set the scene on the first go and then you know the parameters.

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
I think my wife would divorce me if I called them pornos like a 90-year-old man.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The North Tower posted:

I think my wife would divorce me if I called them pornos like a 90-year-old man.

you whippersnapper

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
If someone says they think I look familiar I ask them if they watch a lot of porn and give them the 'eh? eh?!' face. Please feel free to take my dad joke.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pornos for pyros with partners

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

pornos for pyros with partners

niche but not the most niche

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
No, but I watch partners with my porno.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

We watched Pirates and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge and a couple others, but it doesn't really take porn, though. We could be in the middle of Freddy Got Fingered or the Poughkeepsie Tapes and we're ripping clothes off and heading to pound town.

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Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah I like to snuggle with bukkake porn on loop on my Apple Watch with my arm around my boo like 3 inches from her face, puts her right to sleep and then I can slip out of my watch and go watch my personal preference, softcore erotica, in the den on my 3 lamp projector big screen and grab barq’s rootbeers out of the mini fridge and slip out of my argyle socks until the sun comes up and I have to eat her pussy for 2 hours until her watch charges up again. It’s a p good setup 4/5. :shrug:

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