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Gonna multiclass as a peasant noble and talk mad poo poo if you say no
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EorayMel posted:> Pray to Moloch for advice > You pray to Moloch for advice. As you meditate on your course of action, a winged demon appears. "Have you come to serve me, my servant?" it asks in a deep voice. "I have, Lord Moloch." "And why should I help you? > 
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Jul 19, 2020 00:40
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>"Well obviously you don't have anything better to do if you're just showing up immediately like this I mean I didn't even sacrifice a goat or anything."
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Jul 19, 2020 00:47
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> You say "Well obviously you don't have anything better to do if you're just showing up immediately like this I mean I didn't even sacrifice a goat or anything." "I see. Well you're in luck, because I'm a very busy man and I just acquired a new slave." "What? Who?" "You, obviously." "ME?" >
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Jul 19, 2020 00:49
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Start crying. Just break down, weeping and blubbering. Moloch will leave you alone if you are useless and pathetic. edit: Also, OP, you better have turned off Safe For Work mode. Moloch needs to be free to whip out his dick if he wants to.
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Jul 19, 2020 00:51
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> Rip hard rear end
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Jul 19, 2020 00:53
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> You start crying. Just break down, weeping and blubbering. "Why?" you ask, almost inaudibly. "I have a lot of work to do, human." "I'm not human. I'm a.." "Human. Slave. It's all the same to me." "No, it's not." "Yes, it is. Now go. > You rip hard rear end. The Lord of the Dark Reflection looks at you with a cold stare, causing you to step back nervously. "Lord Moloch..." "Call me master, or you'll feel my power. >
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Jul 19, 2020 00:54
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> show Moloch how to grapefruit your slave
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Jul 19, 2020 00:59
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>"It looks like Moloch has run out."
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Jul 19, 2020 01:00
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> You say "It looks like Moloch has run out." "Hmm, yes. It does. Tell me, did you need something, human?" "Yeah, I..." "You... What do you want, human? > e: also if there ever was a safe for work mode turned on it for sure is not now lol SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 19, 2020 |
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Jul 19, 2020 01:01
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>"I want a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!"
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Jul 19, 2020 01:05
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> You say "I want a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!" A long pause ensues. "I see... How exactly do you want me to put it?" "Uh, well... uh..." "Think hard, human. What do you want?" "I want... I want..." The Dark Lord's stare is unnerving you. You can't think of anything. "You want... To see Moloch's private collection of weapons." "... Yeah. That." "Hmm, yes. I think I have just the thing. Wait here, human." "Uh, okay." >
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Jul 19, 2020 01:07
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im a fur trader who stinks and is banned from entering the city gates OP
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Jul 19, 2020 01:07
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Demand to be gifted with a pair of huge cans
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Jul 19, 2020 01:08
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> You demand to be gifted with a pair of huge cans. After a few minutes, Lord Moloch returns with a large metal box. He opens it and pulls out two large, energy canisters. >
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Jul 19, 2020 01:09
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> "What the gently caress is this poo poo Moloch?"
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Jul 19, 2020 01:16
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> sigh in sadness. These are not the sort of cans a mighty pants wizard such as yourself wields.
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Jul 19, 2020 01:26
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> You sigh in sadness. These are not the sort of cans a mighty pants wizard wields. "I suppose these will have to do," you say dejectedly. "Yes, I think these will have to be sufficient." "I don't think they'll be enough." "They'll have to do, wizard." >
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Jul 19, 2020 01:33
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Chase after the priest we scared off earlier. Share one of your energy cans with him to show your sincerity. Maybe they're alcoholic and you will soon be laughing off the earlier incident
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Jul 19, 2020 01:43
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> You chase after the priest you scared off earlier. Share one of your energy cans with him to show you're sincerity. Maybe they're alcoholic and you will soon be laughing off the earlier incident. You catch up to Father Féval, who is walking very fast. "Father Féval!" you shout. The priest turns around and looks at you with fear. "H-h-hello," he stutters. "I'm sorry about earlier. I really am. Could you please forgive me?" you ask humbly. "Y-y-yes, of course," Father Féval says nervously. >
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Jul 19, 2020 01:45
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You chase after the priest you scared off earlier. Share one of your energy cans with him to show you're sincerity. Maybe they're alcoholic and you will soon be laughing off the earlier incident. > go back and explore the ruins
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Jul 19, 2020 02:21
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> say "thanks pop!" and leave.
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Jul 19, 2020 02:46
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put your hand on his chest and flirtatiously ask, "How MUCH do you forgive me?"
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Jul 19, 2020 02:52
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> You say "thanks pop!" and leave. "Uh, okay," Father Féval replies. "Thanks, pop!" you say, and leave. You walk around the small village for a while, pondering the situation. > You go back and explore the ruins. An hour later, you are sitting on the steps of a ruined church. You're contemplating entering, but decide against it. Suddenly, you are struck by a bolt of lightning. >
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Jul 19, 2020 02:53
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> absorb the lightning through sheer force of masculine bravado
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Jul 19, 2020 02:59
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> You absorb the lightning through sheer force of masculine bravado. You focus on the lightning, drawing it into you, as you do so. You find yourself surrounded by a blue glow. Suddenly, you collapse onto the ground. >
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Jul 19, 2020 03:00
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I choose Mickey Mouse. Cartoon characters count yeah?
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Jul 19, 2020 03:03
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You absorb the lightning through sheer force of masculine bravado. > get the gently caress up
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Jul 19, 2020 03:06
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> You get the gently caress up. Your thoughts are a bit blurry, but you can make out some... Things. You think you're back in the church. >
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Jul 19, 2020 03:07
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> tell Moloch to steal all the wine and bread from the church
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Jul 19, 2020 03:09
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I want to be a squab
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Jul 19, 2020 03:10
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> take communion
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Jul 19, 2020 04:25
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> Cast Empowered Maximized Bigby's Reacharound on self
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Jul 19, 2020 04:27
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I want to blend the wizard and knight classes
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Jul 19, 2020 04:28
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unknown butthole posted:I want to blend the wizard and knight classes well you already have a sword > You take communion. Jesus Christ is looking at you from the golden wafer. > You cast Empowered Maximized Bigby's Reacharound on self. A large, golden fist comes into view. Suddenly, you feel power rising through you. You've gained a level, and your magical skill has improved. Your mental resources have been Empowering Maximized. >
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Jul 19, 2020 04:30
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> test new skills by using magic to enlargen own scrotum
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Jul 19, 2020 04:36
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> You test new skills by using magic to enlargen your scrotum. A jet of flame erupts from your jizz cannon and sets several boxes on fire. This spell has increased your combat abilities, namely your hand to hand combat and fire powers. >
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Jul 19, 2020 04:39
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The main thing of the class choice is more how you start and what your first goal is, you can get armored up and find a horse or whatever no problem
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Jul 19, 2020 04:52
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> get armored up and find a horse or whatever no problem
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> You get armored up and find a horse or whatever no problem. It's not too difficult to find a horse. It's tied up outside a stable, which seems to be abandoned. The horse appears quite docile, so you approach it in an non-threatening way. >
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