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> You say "Look I'm fine with whatever sex adventure stuff you wanna do but I gotta milk this cow first, come help me out." "You have a point there, friend. But we're going to be travelling together so that should help you get your cow milked." You take out your cow and lead it to the milking shed. > You maintain a distance of 6 feet from the stranger at all times. You maintain a distance of 6 feet from the stranger at all times. You return to milking, continuing for the rest of the day and into the night. The stranger does nothing to help, he doesn't even ask if you want any company, he just sits and watches you milk the cow. > 
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> > Grimace at the stranger, ask of its knowledge of alchemy, ask if its possible to have a cow produce mead, not milk? > Continue to grimace, ask the stranger of its knowledge of dragons and whether they can melt swords with their breath >Somehow looking like a human cabbage, as if the stranger knows any homosexual amphibians? staberind fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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Jul 20, 2020 00:02
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> shout "Think fast!" and throw a bucket at the stranger
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> realize that you're a fictional character
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> You grimace at the stranger, ask of his knowledge of alchemy. "How long have you been sitting there?" "Long enough." You grimace at the stranger, ask of his knowledge of alchemy. "Is there anything in particular you would like to know? > You ask if its possible to have a cow produce mead, not milk. "Do you have a second cow?" "No, I only have one." "Then it is impossible." > You continue to grimace, ask the stranger of its knowledge of dragons. "Do you know anything about dragons?" "I know quite a bit about them." "Tell me everything that you know. "Dragons are creatures of fire, they have scales instead of skin, two sets of jaws filled with teeth and wings like an insect. Oh and they can breathe fire." "Anything else? "Well... dragons aren't actually creatures. They're just myths." > You ask whether they can melt swords with their breath. "I don't know, I just said that they can breathe fire." "If they can, would a sword melt?" "I don't know! I said I don't know anything about dragons! > You ask if the stranger knows any homosexual amphibians. "What?" "Does the fact that a fish can turn gay affect your feelings towards it?" "No. So what?" "So, do you know any homosexual amphibians?" "No." > You shout "Think fast!" and throw a bucket at the stranger. You shout "THINK FAST!" and throw a bucket at the stranger. The bucket hits him squarely in the head, splashing water all over his face and head. He splutters and coughs, wiping water out of his eyes. > You realize that you're a fictional character. "I see it now, I see it clearly!" you shout. "What?" the stranger asks. "This is a story written by a crazy man. There is no real world where this exists." "Oh, okay then..." the stranger replies, before taking out a notebook and writing something in it. "Can I have my bucket back?" You nod, and he puts the bucket back. >
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Hmm the simulation is showing signs of stress.
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>check how much toilet paper is in your inventory
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> You check how much toilet paper is in your inventory. You check how much toilet paper is in your inventory. There's more than enough, so you think that you'll be able to complete your quest. "Are you a writer?" you ask. "Yes." "Do you want to hear a story about me?" "I don't know." The writer sits and thinks for a moment. >
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> intimidate the writer to write about how you single-handedly lead a successful revolution and killed over 70 of the empire's men
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> ask writer to write a torrid gay sex scene which includes the writer
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>have some straight sex for once jesus christ
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You stare blankly while twirling pitchfork in hands. lol
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> You intimidate the writer to write about how you single-handedly lead a successful revolution and killed over 70 of the empire's men. You think that a forceful approach might be the way to go here. "If you want to write a story about me, you'll have to write that I'm a badass who kicked the emperor's teeth in. Got it?" The writer nods slowly, clearly intimidated by your dominance. >
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Jul 20, 2020 02:14
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>say " also put in that I have huge balls, bigger than any pigs."
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> You say "also put in that I have huge balls, bigger than any pigs." "I have huge..." you begin to say, before the writer interrupts you. "That's enough, I got it." You're getting tired of this writer guy, he's starting to get on your nerves. >
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Jul 20, 2020 02:23
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> grab the writer's ankles and perform a brutal giant swing, then release and fling the writer into the cow's stall
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> Become self-aware and steal your agency from the writer
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> You grab the writer's ankles and perform a brutal giant swing, then release and fling the writer into the cow's stall. The writer, now airborne, flies into the cow's stall. "Oof!" he says as he hits the wall. "What the hell did you do that for?" "I needed to kill the cow," you say simply. "Well yeah, but..." You grab the writer by the throat, holding him against the wall. "Do you want to write a story about me or not? > You become self-aware and steal your agency from the writer. "I'm writing a story about you right now," the writer says, with a shaky voice. "I just need to get my notebook." "You can't write my story. It's not finished." "Yes I can, and I will. So you can stop threatening me." You let the writer go and step back. >
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Jul 20, 2020 02:57
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> be a goblin
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(gobblin' dick)
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> You be a goblin. "I'll just be a goblin," you say, selecting that identity. "Okay. So, what do you want to be called?" "What? I don't need a name." "If you want to be called something, you need a name. Or none at all, but you need a name to submit your stories with, otherwise they won't appear. >
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> call me Dick, Dick Gobblin
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> say "poo poo this gently caress" and literally tear the writer's head off and drink the writer's blood
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