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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The card for the show:

Rey Mysterio vs. Seth Rollins (“Eye for an Eye” match: winner must remove his opponent’s eye)

Braun Strowman vs. Bray Wyatt (Wyatt Swamp Fight)

WWE United States Championship match: Apollo Crews (c) vs. MVP

WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship match: Bayley (c). vs. Nikki Cross

WWE Raw Women’s Championship match: Asuka (c) vs. Sasha Banks

WWE Championship match: Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler



Asuka vs. Sasha will most likely be very good and worth watching. Bayley is always worth watching. The eye for an eye match will probably be worth seeing for the trainwreck ending. The Swamp Fight is another cinematic thing that is supposed to be different from the others. It starts at 7 eastern!

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Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes
I'm going to watch this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i love the wwe

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

i'm checking in for my monthly reminder of why I don't watch the weeklies anymore

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dragonshirt posted:

I'm going to watch this.

I am not, I’m just waiting for a gif of bad eye removal CGI

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Figured I'd open the stream early, and saw Booker trying not to laugh while Renee was describing the dumbass eyeball match.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
This company, among so many other horrible things, has been pushing a literal rapist on television even after the allegations were made. Anyone who pays to watch this is a real piece of poo poo. Have a good night!

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Wrong thread

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

c g eyeball

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes

Hopkins FBI posted:

This company, among so many other horrible things, has been pushing a literal rapist on television even after the allegations were made. Anyone who pays to watch this is a real piece of poo poo. Have a good night!

Who?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Matt Riddle, I'd assume.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D



They could just do the eyeball thing with makeup and editing but that isn't as fun and stupid as CGI.

That's all I'm here for.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
White Sox at Cubs on ESPN tonight

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D



AsInHowe posted:

White Sox at Cubs on ESPN tonight

Well, I'm there during matches I don't care about

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I haven't watched wrestling in ages because WWE sucking broke my habit.

I want to see this trainwreck for myself.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Miching Mallecho posted:

Well, I'm there during matches I don't care about

So all of them?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
its an extreme horror show

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

AsInHowe posted:

White Sox at Cubs on ESPN tonight

I love the Cubs, but their owners might actually be more evil than the McMahons.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I am here to see a man eaten by an alligator and for someone to lose an eye.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This is going to be stupid isn't it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

I love the Cubs, but their owners might actually be more evil than the McMahons.

I'm convinced Ricketts didn't start out looking like Cruz, his evil just slowly changed him physically

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the human mouth can produce enough suction to remove a human eye from its socket

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
let us see how quickly i can get through this bottle of wine so this is watchable

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

So all of them?

The women's matches will be good! If they let Drew hoss out he could get a good match, but that also means tolerating Ziggler which is the hardest part.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

How long has swampman Bray been nack?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:D



Intruder posted:

So all of them?

Asuka is here so there's that

:colbert:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
performers performing for nobody

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Can't wait to watch this. Mostly just because of how weird this poo poo is going to be

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Big E is here!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Was that Bugez with his loving mask down?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is xavier still injured or is he just sitting out the plague now

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Having the crowd behind Plexiglas AND wearing masks makes it seem like they are wrestling in an insane asylum.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oil! posted:

Having the crowd behind Plexiglas AND wearing masks makes it seem like they are wrestling in an insane asylum.

I mean

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cannot believe shinsuke nakamura is still a thing

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

looool sponsored by dollar tree

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
there's nothing under nakamura's red jumpsuit but dirt and bones

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Seth Rollins posted:

cannot believe shinsuke nakamura is still a thing

I remember when he was super over in NXT and felt like such a big deal

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Seth Rollins posted:

cannot believe shinsuke nakamura is still a thing

WWE has done everything they could to make sure he isn’t.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Remember that time Nakamura and Asuka won the rumbles and we had a brief hope that WWE was making some good decisions

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you remember when a centipede crawled out of nakamura's ear and into his nostril

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