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It's time we all got respectable jobs that definitely pay a lot, give you respect, and won't cost us a ton of money in school fees. That's right! We all need to enroll into law school and become high-priced attorneys. This way we can rack up big fees while also helping Jeffery legally take control of Something Awful LLC. After this we will launch a sister website with hard hitting legal advice called Something Lawful. The perfect plan! |
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Law school seems like a scam these days. |
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Jul 20, 2020 08:53
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Bright Bart posted:Law school seems like a scam these days. Not according to my gramma! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Not according to my gramma! I mean if you're not doing anything else you might as well. But like the competition for jobs that have long hours and don't pay very well seems like something that can be given a pass... |
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Jul 20, 2020 09:11
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Look. I've already enrolled everyone on BYOB into law school. Your invoices are in the mail. |
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Jul 20, 2020 09:30
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Look. I've already enrolled everyone on BYOB into law school. Your invoices are in the mail. Can I do it part time? I'm already a doctor and would like to continue doing that full time. But then again if I have to only be a doctor part time while attending law school full time so be it. Just like, I don't want to totally switch careers over here. |
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Dear you, By reading this message you have agreed to be sued, by me, for reading this message. Sincerely, Stooge One Stooges Attorneys LLC: "haha suck it"
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I actually quit my marginally respectable job to work in the food industry again with a bunch of teenagers and sleep in til 2pm. Sorry to disappoint.
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Jul 20, 2020 10:33
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Something Lawful: The only battering we tolerate is the battering of a nice big filet of catfish!
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Jul 20, 2020 15:42
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Stooge posted:Dear you, help I need legal advice I read my own post
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Stooge posted:help I need legal advice I read my own post Wanna join me in our class action lawsuit? |
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Jul 20, 2020 16:04
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I've talked to lawyers before I am qualified to sit on the barrister or in front of the barrister have we got the powdered wigs |
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Jul 20, 2020 16:12
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Don't sit on the barrister he's taking long enough to fulfill my Starbucks order as it is |
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Jul 20, 2020 18:55
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After seeing my briefcase which is stuffed with important legal documents pushing the flimsy locks to their breaking point, my barista takes what feels like an eternity steaming the milk for my double venti triple double shot quadruple latte. His eyes glaze over as he slips into a semi lucid state. Milk froth is pouring all over the floor, but he is oblivious to this fact. "You know," he says "seeing your briefcase, your eyes which tell a tale of long nights pouring over case files. They remind me of a different time in my life" At this point there is no milk left in the pot. Steam is simply streaming out unabated as the room becomes a thick fog of milky water vapor. I don't think this will be the best double venti triple double shot quadruple latte i've ever ordered. My barista recaptures my gaze "I was a lawyer once, i was renowned for my ability to defend the downtrodden. Always standing for what was right. But that all came crashing down. In law, the cases make you or the break you. And my last case, it broke me." He continues "It all started on the day I met a man named Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, I thought his needs were for his website - Something Lawful - but I had misheard. That moment changed my course forever, and it's how i find myself here, now. I pay pennance by trying to keep young upstarts like yourself from making the same mistake" Finally I could take it no longer. I responded. "Can you start my drink over LOL, i don't think its supposed to be steamed that long."
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Jul 20, 2020 19:17
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*forcibly escorted from courtroom because I refused to stop loudly humming theme from The People's Court and playing the drum parts on my briefcase* |
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Jul 20, 2020 21:20
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Stooge posted:help I need legal advice I read my own post time to lawyer up, pal
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Jul 20, 2020 21:21
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Something Lawful, LLC (hereby know as SLLLC): The Internet will find your crimes. We're here to help. Tell us your crimes.
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Evil Bob posted:After seeing my briefcase which is stuffed with important legal documents pushing the flimsy locks to their breaking point, my barista takes what feels like an eternity steaming the milk for my double venti triple double shot quadruple latte. ty for the Leonard J Crabs followup ---------------- |
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teardrop posted:ty for the Leonard J Crabs followup Haven't heard that name since I was just a boy myself.
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I'm sorry, but it does say, right there in the title, lurkers must post!
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*gives a slack jawed mouth agaped looked at evidrnce exhibit A bag of weed on the table, looks at Judge, looks back at weed*
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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no lords no masters!!!!!!!!! |
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i've decided to specialize in maritime law which as far as i can tell is just shouting MARITIME LAW every time someone tries to talk to me
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Aug 3, 2020 09:36
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I think you have to wear a fringe too, like classic Bobcat Goldthwait
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Lawsuit Lawlsuit Lolsuit |
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