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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i just did a series of 5 tiny farts and they all ended with an uptick in to

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prepuce repurposed posted:

it's the skipping stones across a tranquil lake of farting

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 18:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:49

vanisher

google THIS posted:

If you fart more than seven times in a row you start getting 1UPs

that's not the only streak you'll get

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 18:58

vanisher

The farts are tiny and continue beyond the normal 5, each increasing in pitch. The decibel increases beyond human hearing. Animals begin to howl and scream. My butt continues its farting, now silent to all. Soon I begin to feel dizzy and confused, the sound causing permanent damage to my eardrums. Gravity loses its hold on the objects around me. A portal begins to appear. An intelligent being peers through. It misunderstood the vibrations as an attempt at communication and is visibly disgusted.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 20:01

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