Fellow Yobbers, How do you take your coffee?

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Fellow Yobbers, How do you take your coffee?

«‹›5 »

Macnult

i get coffee beans from a local cafe, then add oat milk and maple syrup

that makes my favorite cup of coffee

# ? Jul 23, 2020 16:17

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:55

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Macnult posted:

i get coffee beans from a local cafe, then add oat milk and maple syrup

that makes my favorite cup of coffee

People really like their oat milk, i gotta give it a try. Does it leave floaties in the coffee like almond and soy milk do tho? Or does it mix nicely like real milk/cream does?

# ? Jul 23, 2020 16:30

Macnult

Evil Bob posted:

People really like their oat milk, i gotta give it a try. Does it leave floaties in the coffee like almond and soy milk do tho? Or does it mix nicely like real milk/cream does?

its really good, i often call it vegan whole milk because you get a similar consistency when you cook with it. with that said it also mixes quite nicely

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:21

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Alright I'm gonna try it! I've never been a big fan of milk anyway aside from in my coffee. I use milk alternatives for everything but coffee and cooking. Oatmilk here I come zoom zoom

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:33

xcheopis

Evil Bob posted:

People really like their oat milk, i gotta give it a try. Does it leave floaties in the coffee like almond and soy milk do tho? Or does it mix nicely like real milk/cream does?

I would be willing to try it if I found a brand that didn't add sugar to it.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:02

Finger Prince

xcheopis posted:

I would be willing to try it if I found a brand that didn't add sugar to it.

This is the best one I've tried that I can get. It's really good in tea. Might only be available in Canada though. It comes in long-life tetra paks too.
In the US I think you can get Oatly! which is Swedish and also really good. I don't think they add sugar. Oat milk will naturally have sugars though just from the oat grain itself.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:12

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

BYOatmilkB

# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:20

xcheopis

Finger Prince posted:

This is the best one I've tried that I can get. It's really good in tea. Might only be available in Canada though. It comes in long-life tetra paks too.
In the US I think you can get Oatly! which is Swedish and also really good. I don't think they add sugar. Oat milk will naturally have sugars though just from the oat grain itself.

I'll check my store. Natural sugar is fine; milk has sugar. It's the added stuff I avoid.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 22:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Did anybody say up the rear end yet?

# ? Jul 23, 2020 23:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Did anybody say up the rear end yet?

finally a cup i can get behind

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 24, 2020 15:18

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I woke to find only enough grounds for a half pot. im hosed

# ? Jul 24, 2020 15:39

xcheopis

Evil Bob posted:

I woke to find only enough grounds for a half pot. im hosed

Another reason to keep chocolate-covered coffee beans around.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Jul 24, 2020 16:36

idiotsavant

i stab the oat, and drink its blood

# ? Jul 24, 2020 17:25

Stooge

prepuce repurposed posted:

finally a cup i can get behind

# ? Jul 24, 2020 21:55

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Stooge posted:

Finally a cup i can get in front of though. :pervert:

# ? Jul 24, 2020 22:20

idiotsavant

which cup do i have to suck off to get some coffee around here

# ? Jul 25, 2020 05:30

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

idiotsavant posted:

which cup do i have to suck off to get some coffee around here

# ? Jul 25, 2020 07:23

nut

Evil Bob posted:

may i humbly propose that this is a loose butt farting while balanced on a candlestick

# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:20

Goons Are Gifts

Evil Bob posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:33

idiotsavant

nut posted:

may i humbly propose that this is a loose butt farting while balanced on a candlestick

its gonna be my loose butt farting once i drink all the coffee :razzy:

# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:47

itry

I prefer tea, but I heard coffee enemas are where it's at.

prepuce repurposed posted:

buying a coffee is like buying a dodge ram. ppl will notice u bought it and then you'll be helping them move house and now that's the rest of ur day

Evil Bob posted:

Forum's user Manifisto has done the math and 1+2=coffee time

coffee time = 1+2

q.e.d

Evil Bob posted:

Tastefully done.

Edit:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Did anybody say up the rear end yet?

itry fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Jul 25, 2020

# ? Jul 25, 2020 12:59

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

coffee gets me too riled up, I prefer tea

_{_{_{DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE

The information, including but not limited to, text, graphics, images and other material contained within this post are for informational purposes only. No material in this post is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health care provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition or treatment and before undertaking a new health care regimen, and never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read in this post or the replies to this post.}}}

# ? Jul 27, 2020 12:54

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Bought some new beans this weekend. Coffee this morning was wonderful and I imagine I'll be headed to the bathroom right on time today.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 16:40

STING 64

in a red solo cup

ah ow ow it stings my hands lol ah ouwch

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:32

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i don't ask i just TAKE it

that's how i take my coffee

any other questions??????!!!???

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 27, 2020 21:44

Manifisto

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i don't ask i just TAKE it

that's how i take my coffee

any other questions??????!!!???

where do you take it? to the zoo? a movie maybe? what does coffee enjoy?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 27, 2020 23:11

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i don't ask i just TAKE it

that's how i take my coffee

any other questions??????!!!???

I know what you�re thinking. Did he order his latte with six shots of espresso or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I�ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you�ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

# ? Jul 28, 2020 00:55

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

black, no sugar or cream

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:28

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

i straight up have eaten unground roasted coffee beans and will again

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:29

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Dick Bastardly posted:

black, no sugar or cream

One might say black as midnight on a moonless night.

drat fine

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:32

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Evil Bob posted:

One might say black as midnight on a moonless night.

drat fine

hecik yes

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:34

Khanstant

i drink black, hot cold or old

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:35

Finger Prince

Evil Bob posted:

I know what you’re thinking. Did he order his latte with six shots of espresso or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

But being as this is a 20oz Venti, the largest latte in the world, and would blow your rear end clean out, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:40

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Dick Bastardly posted:

i straight up have eaten unground roasted coffee beans and will again

thats how I grind my beans, I just take a handful and chew em up then spit em into the french press

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:41

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Finger Prince posted:

But being as this is a 20oz Venti, the largest latte in the world, and would blow your rear end clean out, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

thank u for this, this has inspired me to try harder next time before I :justpost:

# ? Jul 28, 2020 01:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I usually drink black coffee but here in Florida I've been enjoying iced cafe au lait

# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I usually drink black coffee but here in Florida I've been enjoying iced cafe au lait

how long before u become a commonlaw Floridian

# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:01

STING 64

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I usually drink black coffee but here in Florida I've been enjoying iced cafe au lait

if you are in florida u should try authentic cafe cubano

# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:22

Manifisto

JOHN CENA posted:

if you are in florida u should try authentic cafe cubano

just stay away from cafe krokodil

trust me, I had it once and I am now a crocodile

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:26

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:55

Finger Prince

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I usually drink black coffee but here in Florida I've been enjoying iced cafe au lait

Florida Man Drinks Cold Milky Coffee, Steals Gator, Wrestles Fan Boat.

# ? Jul 28, 2020 04:44

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Fellow Yobbers, How do you take your coffee?

«‹›5 »