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next time you go buy pistachio ice cream from the grocer, note the ingredients: those "pistachios" are actually almonds |
# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 20:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:56 |
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Dennis Leary stole all his jokes from Dennis Miller. This is why Leary's album "No Cure For Cancer" was a number 1 hit.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 20:25 |
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pineapples aren't even apples at all they are bombs left here by dinosaurs during the cretaceous period. ever eaten a pineapple? yeah, that is why you made soft poops that time.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 20:28 |
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Thunder Moose posted:THANK you - I was just telling someone about this whilst on my soapbox. who....AM....I?
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 21:20 |
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Finger Prince posted:The history of technological advances in warfare boil down to generation upon generation of increasing laziness. Bows? Just spears with less running. Guns? What if bows, but less ugghhh physical effort. Guns too heavy? Make em hand sized. Bombs? Can't we just have a machine drop like a million guns on the enemy? Nuclear bombs, the apex of laziness. Push a button and destroy a city. I'm sure somewhere deep in DARPA someone is coming up with a way to integrate IoT and voice commands to the nuclear arsenal so you can just use Alexa to annihilate the earth. “I’m sorry I couldn’t find your My Anal Nitrate playlist.”
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 01:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:56 |
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Bowling used to be a game of trust wherein opponents would tally scores based on which pins they claimed they could knock down in a single go using an imaginary talking orb named Jenny. Joey Q. Rockerfella arrived on the scene--sporting his latest invention--a "hand grenade" which was essentially a cannonball with finger holes. He was able to physical topple the pins which had been static and subject to debate for over a decade. This was quite literally a game changer.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 02:26 |