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My hairy, hairy taint. It's 98 degrees in my neck of the woods today, feels like 105 according to the weather report. My poor AC is begging for mercy and parts of my body that I didn't even know existed are sticking to other parts. I could probably scrape filth from under my nutsack, paint SOS on the roof, and set it alight. But I know no help would come. This isn't even the worst summer in the last ten years or so, not by a longshot, but it is the current summer and therefore it is the one I want to bitch about. gently caress summer I wish I could move to Canada I know a little French I will gladly become Quebecois give me citizenship.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:37 |
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*peels sweaty, nude body off vinyl couch to get another beer* "Pretty hot one today, eh?"
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:44 |
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I hear you. People in Minnesota complain about winter but it's our humidity in the summer I can't stand.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:47 |
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rear end-penny posted:I hear you. People in Minnesota complain about winter but it's our humidity in the summer I can't stand. Can confirm, moved to the mountain west from the cities maybe 8 years ago and HOLY poo poo I can handle 105 F here better than 85 F there with 100% humidity. It's like you can literally feel the air as a liquid.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:54 |
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It's 105 here with heat index of 115. I have to carry a gallon of water with me everywhere I go. Also, dressing like Denzel Washington from Book of Eli is awesome.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 20:56 |
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Lol it's 12c here right now (about 54f) and rain. And it's gonna be like that for the whole next week.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:19 |
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No don't
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 21:54 |
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I don't complain until it hits 115 or so.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:01 |
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Heat index was only 95° here with 68% humidity today, but being an idiot I mowed the yard. Then, I decided while I was already sweaty and gross, I'd remove this dead 5ft tall bush near my fence. Digging lasted about 3 minutes until I went to the garage and grabbed a two strap and my Jeep. gently caress that bush.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:09 |
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Winter is better since you can just pile on old clothing. Summer and heat is technically worse since you can only remove so much clothing.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:30 |
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why is it called global warming if its so hot outside checkmate liberals
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:40 |
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it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:07 |
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My AC in my car stopped working and it's "95" out ("feels like 99"). Probably closer to like 115 in the car. It's been a fun July. Highlights so far: -sweating everywhere I go -arriving covered in sweat everywhere I go -
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:08 |
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I read this in Rick Sanchez's voice.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:15 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather Happy birthday! Hope to see you here on your 74th.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:17 |
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Just inject engine coolant dummy literally never felt cooler in my life..... so cold. im dying someone help
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:33 |
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I knew a girl named wynter for awhile. No taint licking tho.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:52 |
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Rick and morty quotes thread
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:13 |
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Big Beef City posted:I knew a girl named wynter for awhile. sounds like your own drat fault
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:15 |
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20 Blunts posted:sounds like your own drat fault oh believe me I would have gladly weathered that storm or made any number of other seasonal or weather related puns or euphemisms at all, in any way to get that coming or going, but she was my boss and definitely not a taint available for reaping
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:33 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather Man, 73 years strong and still posts like a summer child
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:35 |
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bring me the sun and I WILL DESTROY IT
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:38 |
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summer is the season of stank and it's good eatin. the sweatier the taint the better imo.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:44 |
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Communist Toast posted:Just inject engine coolant dummy It's true, injecting (or as humans call it, drinking) water will help cool your body
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:04 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:why is it called global warming if its so hot outside checkmate liberals Trump is so obviously pro global warming, he wants to create a master race of orange people who live or cofveve and sunlight.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:22 |
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A hellish winter
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:33 |
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Big Beef City posted:I knew a girl named wynter for awhile. You should lick it if you dig it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:56 |
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Ha ha, it's not the heat it's the humidity, you know?
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:05 |
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agreed summer can go gently caress itself
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:07 |
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Hey OP Is it hot enough for ya?
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:25 |
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:30 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:A hellish winter Tbf any time is hellish in Perth.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:55 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:gently caress summer AF
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:04 |
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Wow record breaking heat this summer
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:34 |
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My body has finally fused to the vinyl I have become couch, destroyer of rear end
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:02 |
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I used to enjoy summer but this year my own back yard has become overrun by deer ticks and my dog keeps dragging these little bloodsucking nightmares into my house
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:08 |
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OP you’d have to go pretty fuckin far North in Canada to escape the summer. The majority of us live within a hundred kilometres from the US border and summers are real hot. Nunavut, PEI, and the Yukon are the only provinces and territories that haven’t hit 100 degrees F in recorded history. Yet. Good luck!
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:11 |
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Communist Toast posted:Just inject engine coolant dummy drat. This shits cool as hell and all of my porbblems are fading away. Mods ccan I staart a TCC megathread? E ccall a abulance caleb fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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It's gonna be a scorcher!
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