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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



My hairy, hairy taint.

It's 98 degrees in my neck of the woods today, feels like 105 according to the weather report. My poor AC is begging for mercy and parts of my body that I didn't even know existed are sticking to other parts. I could probably scrape filth from under my nutsack, paint SOS on the roof, and set it alight.

But I know no help would come.

This isn't even the worst summer in the last ten years or so, not by a longshot, but it is the current summer and therefore it is the one I want to bitch about. gently caress summer I wish I could move to Canada I know a little French I will gladly become Quebecois give me citizenship.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


*peels sweaty, nude body off vinyl couch to get another beer*

"Pretty hot one today, eh?"

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I hear you. People in Minnesota complain about winter but it's our humidity in the summer I can't stand.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

rear end-penny posted:

I hear you. People in Minnesota complain about winter but it's our humidity in the summer I can't stand.

Can confirm, moved to the mountain west from the cities maybe 8 years ago and HOLY poo poo I can handle 105 F here better than 85 F there with 100% humidity. It's like you can literally feel the air as a liquid.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
It's 105 here with heat index of 115.

I have to carry a gallon of water with me everywhere I go.

Also, dressing like Denzel Washington from Book of Eli is awesome.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Lol it's 12c here right now (about 54f) and rain. And it's gonna be like that for the whole next week.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No don't

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I don't complain until it hits 115 or so.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Heat index was only 95° here with 68% humidity today, but being an idiot I mowed the yard. Then, I decided while I was already sweaty and gross, I'd remove this dead 5ft tall bush near my fence. Digging lasted about 3 minutes until I went to the garage and grabbed a two strap and my Jeep. gently caress that bush.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Winter is better since you can just pile on old clothing.

Summer and heat is technically worse since you can only remove so much clothing.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


why is it called global warming if its so hot outside checkmate liberals

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
My AC in my car stopped working and it's "95" out ("feels like 99"). Probably closer to like 115 in the car. It's been a fun July. Highlights so far:
-sweating everywhere I go
-arriving covered in sweat everywhere I go
-

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
I read this in Rick Sanchez's voice.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather

Happy birthday! Hope to see you here on your 74th.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Just inject engine coolant dummy

literally never felt cooler in my life..... so cold. im dying someone help

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I knew a girl named wynter for awhile.
No taint licking tho.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Rick and morty quotes thread

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

I knew a girl named wynter for awhile.
No taint licking tho.

sounds like your own drat fault

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

20 Blunts posted:

sounds like your own drat fault

oh believe me I would have gladly weathered that storm or made any number of other seasonal or weather related puns or euphemisms at all, in any way to get that coming or going, but she was my boss and definitely not a taint available for reaping

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it's my 73rd birthday today, welp better post a thread about the weather

Man, 73 years strong and still posts like a summer child

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bring me the sun and I WILL DESTROY IT

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
summer is the season of stank and it's good eatin.

the sweatier the taint the better imo.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Communist Toast posted:

Just inject engine coolant dummy

literally never felt cooler in my life..... so cold. im dying someone help

It's true, injecting (or as humans call it, drinking) water will help cool your body

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

why is it called global warming if its so hot outside checkmate liberals

Trump is so obviously pro global warming, he wants to create a master race of orange people who live or cofveve and sunlight. :tinfoil:

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
A hellish winter

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Big Beef City posted:

I knew a girl named wynter for awhile.
No taint licking tho.

You should lick it if you dig it.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Ha ha, it's not the heat it's the humidity, you know?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
agreed summer can go gently caress itself

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Hey OP

Is it


hot enough for ya? :grin:

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

A hellish winter



Tbf any time is hellish in Perth.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

gently caress summer

:same: AF

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Wow record breaking heat this summer

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

My body has finally fused to the vinyl

I have become couch, destroyer of rear end

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I used to enjoy summer but this year my own back yard has become overrun by deer ticks and my dog keeps dragging these little bloodsucking nightmares into my house

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


OP you’d have to go pretty fuckin far North in Canada to escape the summer. The majority of us live within a hundred kilometres from the US border and summers are real hot. Nunavut, PEI, and the Yukon are the only provinces and territories that haven’t hit 100 degrees F in recorded history. Yet. Good luck!

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Communist Toast posted:

Just inject engine coolant dummy

literally never felt cooler in my life..... so cold. im dying someone help

drat. This shits cool as hell and all of my porbblems are fading away. Mods ccan I staart a TCC megathread?

E ccall a abulance

caleb fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jul 21, 2020

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



It's gonna be a scorcher!

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