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Since Canada Thread is doing good we can get everyone from the United States a chance to have some regional based humour. *Can Actively Feel Everything Around Myself Getting Shittier, Their Is A Slight Taste Of Rust In My Mouth At All Times*
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i met my wife at a corn roast
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Jul 20, 2020 21:35
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*looks longingly at noose*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:38
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Somehow popularized emo music despite 90% of the area being coal miners
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Jul 20, 2020 21:39
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im taking the ebt card.... if i dont do the dew code red style yall i aint never gonna feel my toes again.
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Jul 20, 2020 21:40
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Got married at the Holiday Inn attached to the Mall.
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Jul 20, 2020 21:40
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:im taking the ebt card.... if i dont do the dew code red style yall i aint never gonna feel my toes again. lmao
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Jul 20, 2020 21:43
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Yeah I’m pretty sure my grandma was a 100% Cherokee Navajo *lives in an area that was once populated entirely by the Miami and is named after Miami*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:44
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Also whiter than a fish belly
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Jul 20, 2020 21:45
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*Surrounds BLM demonstration with chain-whips and beats innocent people while cops watch two feet away.*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:47
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*Knows the disability lawyer who can get me on benefits* *thinks those people should not get benefits* *has only ever worked a 3 month stint at Arbys*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:49
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Kilbas posted:*Surrounds BLM demonstration with chain-whips and beats innocent people while cops watch two feet away.* im taking pics for my chain enthusiast instagram, heritage NOT hate yall please respect my ammendments
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Jul 20, 2020 21:49
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Kasich is a lil attractive I cannot lie
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Jul 20, 2020 21:49
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*finishes high school* *immediately gets out of rural Ohio”
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Jul 20, 2020 21:50
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*votes for the guy that was on TV because I have severe psychological issues that were never addressed*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:50
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ahm frum oh ha yo
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Jul 20, 2020 21:53
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*Has trouble deciding whether to die to an opioid addiction or crystal meth.*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:53
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Derpies posted:*votes for the guy that was on TV because I have severe psychological issues that were never addressed* mom..... dad? please end this charade you will never be millionaires
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Jul 20, 2020 21:57
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Kilbas posted:*Has trouble deciding whether to die to an opioid addiction or crystal meth.* Por que no los dos? *Has ICE kick in their door on an anonymous tip later that day*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:59
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*Goes to Myrtle Beach every summer for 47 years straight.*
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Jul 20, 2020 21:59
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haha just kidding that mutant fish we caught outta skeets bathtub told me today was the day i was gonna win the lotto
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Jul 20, 2020 22:00
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Kilbas posted:*Goes to Myrtle Beach every summer for 47 years straight.* *But somehow has an OBX sticker*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:01
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"What's the farthest place I can possibly be from this hellhole?" -John Glenn, 1931
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Jul 20, 2020 22:01
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downing my corn squares with some corn juice before I go off to the corn mines to earn more corn bucks to feed my family
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Jul 20, 2020 22:03
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The North Tower posted:"What's the farthest place I can possibly be from this hellhole?" Along with 21 other desperate people who longed to die in space, far away from the cruel soil of Ohio.
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Jul 20, 2020 22:04
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*Was run out of the state in 1902 for having the audacity to grow Sorghum instead of Corn*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:04
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piratepilates posted:downing my corn squares with some corn juice before I go off to the corn mines to earn more corn bucks to feed my family whered you get your corn juice the corn commisarry has been out for weeks and corn bezos denied my corn loan im ruint
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Jul 20, 2020 22:06
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“People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn't believe in that. Tomorrow wasn't getting ready for them. It didn't even know they were there. Corn.”
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Jul 20, 2020 22:08
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my absence of life experience and ample free time makes me perfectly suited to be a something awful forums moderator
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Jul 20, 2020 22:09
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For real though we got chilled beer in a convenience store that you can drive thru . Suck it Indiana
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Jul 20, 2020 22:10
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*Makes a day trip of driving into a city once referred to as ‘Porkopolis’.*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:12
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Is this the cool, heavily wooded and filled with curvy roads southeastern Ohio or the uncool other 3/4 of rural OH, op? It could really affect my posts.
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Jul 20, 2020 22:12
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Is this the cool, heavily wooded and filled with curvy roads southeastern Ohio or the uncool other 3/4 of rural OH, op? It could really affect my posts. It's the part of Ohio you can seamlessly put in Cormac Mcarthy quotes about bleak wastelands and have it check out fellow poster.
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Jul 20, 2020 22:14
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Derpies posted:It's the part of Ohio you can seamlessly put in Cormac Mcarthy quotes about bleak wastelands and have it check out fellow poster. Does the entirety of Clermont county fit the bill?
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Jul 20, 2020 22:14
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Kilbas posted:Does the entirety of Clermont county fit the bill? Yes?
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Jul 20, 2020 22:15
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*drinks Monster energy drinks one after another and does burnouts in a lowered mini truck*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:16
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*drinks Amp energy drinks one after another and does burnouts in a raised mini truck*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:18
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Derpies posted:*Knows the disability lawyer who can get me on benefits* This describes almost every relative I have that still lives in this wasteland. Also: *is on their 3rd Chevy Cavalier or Impala modified to look like a cop car* *lives farther from their nearest neighbor than any city dweller, yet is in at least one neighbor blood feud*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:19
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*drinks Bang energy drinks due to the beetus and plows a snowmobile into concrete barricade*
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Jul 20, 2020 22:20
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*Allows five year old to drive riding mower around unsupervised. Ends up picking neighborhood kids toes out of grass.*
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