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Brolander posted:3 wheeler accident Four dead in Ohio
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:28 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Here is a riddle for you: Devo
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:38 |
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Hi. I’m a rural Ohioan.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:58 |
I've been there irl There's a malignancy in the soil & the stars are wrong at night. That land is against you, tainted by the filthy blood of revenge. It's not fit for decent people.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:03 |
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Dear Watson posted:Hi. I’m a rural Ohioan. I'm sorry
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:05 |
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It's pronounced "Clough."
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:05 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hello I am from rural Ohio same “so what did you do for fun growing up?” “we would break into buildings and set things on fire”
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:08 |
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it’s THE ohio state
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:09 |
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*watches anime*
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:11 |
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high school graduation parties have more alcohol than a fraternity house but it’s good training for the lucky grad that is gonna spend the rest of their lovely lives there
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:20 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:53 |
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This is me.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:58 |
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My lovely wife Our beautiful daughter.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:10 |
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Hey, guys, aren't houses supposed to be built at right angles? The corner of my bedroom, it's uh.... you know what, nevermind, it hurts my brain to think about. Did anybody else see that meteor last night? It left this weird dust all over my yard, and now some of the plants are different colors. Colors I've never seen before. Kind of a reddish black with some other things in there. If you stare at them too long you start to think about angles and shapes. Anyway I'm excited to do nothing all day long.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 14:40 |
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Gosh darn it Lauren, why'd you buy red bell peppers at the grocery store? You know I don't like spicy food!
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 16:07 |
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Hi I'm Ed and I like to sing
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 16:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7SuBBpLX-A
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 16:54 |
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*throws hairspray can on the trash fire in the yard*
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 20:05 |
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Another (former) rural Ohioan checking in. The southeastern portion can be mighty pretty but I’d be lying if I said the state in general isn’t an absolute shithole devoid of any opportunity. The people down there are also pretty well split between backwoods hillbillies that’ll shoot you for lookin at em queer-like and otherwise normal people who had the misfortune of simply being born into poverty there and never escaping the vacuum that is Ohio. Also the pumpkin show is p dope ngl
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:08 |
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*scans the room before telling a joke*
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:33 |
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never even seen a passport before. denver is seen as a far-off vacation destination.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:34 |
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Least this ain't fuckin' Michigan.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:36 |
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Mirage posted:Least this ain't fuckin' Michigan. *secretly wishes they lived in Michigan*
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 05:47 |
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*jackin' it to corn, racism*
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 06:12 |
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Well son of a bitch, don’t that just beat all.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 06:51 |
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Mirage posted:Least this ain't fuckin' Michigan. I say as a flip my four wheeler and kill 17 people.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 07:37 |
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piratepilates posted:never even seen a passport before. denver is seen as a far-off vacation destination.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 07:47 |
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Hi, I’m Happy Noodle boy and I’m a freaking idiot
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 08:12 |
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Smokes weed and watches st ds9, calling off of work sick.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 17:44 |
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Lives in a 200k house in a gated community, gets nervous Everytime someone drives down their road
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:14 |
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The state you live in doesn't matter as long you have a good circle of family and friends *has a good circle of family and friends but is miserable because the weather sucks poo poo*
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:36 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Corn corn corn, I love corn. *eats corn* Believe it or not, Ohioans are aware of crop rotation. You can tell even years from odd years based on whether you see corn or soybeans. Sir Not Appearing posted:Is this the cool, heavily wooded and filled with curvy roads southeastern Ohio or the uncool other 3/4 of rural OH, op? It could really affect my posts. Goddamn, the roads in SE Ohio are so much more fun than the rest of this flat state.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:37 |
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Mirage posted:Least this ain't fuckin' Michigan. sorry to intrude on the ohio thread like this but I love how like a third of michigan (the "upper peninsula") is just this strip of land disconnected from the rest of michigan. just nabbed a bunch of land away from wisconsin.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 18:49 |
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piratepilates posted:sorry to intrude on the ohio thread like this but I love how like a third of michigan (the "upper peninsula") is just this strip of land disconnected from the rest of michigan. just nabbed a bunch of land away from wisconsin. That was Michigan's consolation prize for losing the Toledo War to Ohio.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 19:09 |
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piratepilates posted:sorry to intrude on the ohio thread like this but I love how like a third of michigan (the "upper peninsula") is just this strip of land disconnected from the rest of michigan. just nabbed a bunch of land away from wisconsin. I'd say give it to Wisconsin but that would turn it blood chud red so let's just saw it off into a lake.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 19:35 |
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I will have you know Cleveland Akron is good actually
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 19:50 |
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Drew Careyishly: “OHIO!!!”
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 20:38 |
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Sup y'all I live in Defiance and I've been on SNAP and Medicaid since I graduated high school 22 years ago!!! *votes again for conservative Congressman who vows to defund SNAP and Medicaid*
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 20:48 |
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In hellmoo there was a line describing some NPCs as "doughy lumps of humanity" and every time I read it I would think of the people I saw on my annual border crossing into Ohio to buy fireworks.
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 21:25 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:38 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Sup y'all I live in Defiance and I've been on SNAP and Medicaid since I graduated high school 22 years ago!!! *votes again for conservative Congressman who vows to defund SNAP and Medicaid* Atleast someone is gonna protect are rights!
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# ? Jul 22, 2020 22:26 |