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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Yeah it's no big deal apparently.

https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733782499745792

https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733792020832257

https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733809263628292

https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733815286628352

https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284741256426463232

You heard it GBS! Definitely don't disrespect the gods in this thread.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
that person's pronoun thing says 'they/she' and now I am worried I don't understand grammar OR gender politics.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I don't think this happened

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
My wife helped hex the police one night. It was part of some group witch thing? IDK wished her the best.

gently caress da police

save da moon

ride all brooms

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


how long do we have before the moon blows up, like a day or what

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I got ur moon right here :tutbutt:

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Lol that was actually my exposed rear end they Hexxed. Pranked em good!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Oh, so that's what my ex-girlfriend from college is up to. Whatever.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



haha whoa he is

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



i love witches they have cool hats

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i could give a witch a Super Swirlie with great ease.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Moon's haunted

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The Moon Rulez, #1

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
im a fresh baby witch who doesnt even loving think of doing protection work

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
As a 14th level Hexblade my moon magic has never been more powerful. So this owns.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

cool n sassy digital witches

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

those witches are right, we should respect the moon.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
luna :argh:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Reminds me of that scene midway through Buffy where they show a Wicca group that is visibly a standard social group doing bake sales only with henna tattoos, ankh necklaces, and the occasional reference to Gaia.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Umm i've seen the chilling adventures of sabrina and its obvious all of these witches are doing it wrong, they aren't even rhyming!!!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This is the worst possible time to be a surfing werewolf with menstrual cramps. Or the best maybe?

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jul 20, 2020

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I want to hate this but it still makes way more sense than believing that Jesus was white and hates gays

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

women who self identify as witches are often really hot, and crazy in bed. that's why we should support them in protecting the moon.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


nice, i mean whats the moon ever done for me lately? I say we take it further and start hexing all the moons in the rest of this crummy solar system

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
unbelievable. jerking off to various pictures of the moon tonight to protect Apollo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

So like are these witches gonna sleep w me and or take me to the moon yes/no I'm real busy here

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i have exposed the moon, see if you can find the one crater

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
they're baby witches you sick gently caress

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm gonna hex your charm-hole

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

NONE of this is my goddamn problem!
You come at the man in the moon you best come with answers and those aren't answers

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Dr. Quarex posted:

I want to hate this but it still makes way more sense than believing that Jesus was white and hates gays
most major religions hold that witchcraft is both real & sexy anyway.



this guy knows.

Saint Drogo fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jul 20, 2020

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
A rat done bit my sister Nell
(with hexes on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell
(and hexes on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill
(but hexes on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be paying still
(while hexes on the moon)

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
how do I get in on this whole hexing the moon business, sounds fun

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


my girlfriend is real witchy and it mostly just means we get some pretty cool rocks and good smelling candles in the mail, so i'm not really complaining.

witches are cool

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
When I was in middleschool I remember going to folklife with my mom, a fun seattle festival that celebrated a lot of forgotten traditions and arts, including occult stuff. And I thought the witches/fortune tellers and such were cool as poo poo, everything they had going on was super cool, but in particular I wanted to be able to read tarot cards like them. So I ended up buying a set from some mall store later, and scoured the directions seeking to unravel the mysteries of the beyond or something. Even as a tween it dawned on me pretty quickly that the instructions were mostly "make poo poo up, the cards are just as random as normal playing cards there is no magic sorry", I felt let down but I also did enjoy magic tricks at the time even if I understood how they were performed, so I just kind of mentally filed that whole scene under stuff like card magic, it's for fun/entertainment.

It legit astounds me that there would even be teenagers that still believed in that, much less adults.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Faith takes a lot of directions, none of them are invalid or wrong friend

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

yo the gods and fair folk can suck my dilz, I'll gently caress with the moon 24/7

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