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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:30 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Faith takes a lot of directions, none of them are invalid or wrong friend Any faith that would ensorcel the moon with dark maygicks is wrong and must be stopped
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:33 |
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I'll hex a loving asteroid if I want to and fight an elf about it, I ain't care, fuckin legolas rear end bitch come meet me in the whataburger parking lot
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:36 |
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PhysicsFrenzy posted:how do I get in on this whole hexing the moon business, sounds fun just get a broomstick and cover it in belladonna and start riding that thing https://edu.rsc.org/feature/belladonna-broomsticks-and-brain-chemistry/2020099.article
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:36 |
Who What Now posted:Any faith that would ensorcel the moon with dark maygicks is wrong and must be stopped magic is basically science but for magic
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:39 |
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A witches hat can also be used as a toilet.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:39 |
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why witches gotta gently caress up the moon for the rest of us, huh? not cool, witches
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:40 |
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also lol @ the fresh faces of some of these folks calling others 'baby witches' muhgawd
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:41 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:also lol @ the fresh faces of some of these folks calling others 'baby witches' muhgawd They're narcissists
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:42 |
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What kind of poo poo do I have to start liking for the algorithm to give me witches tiktok? I want in
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:45 |
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Just looked outside and it's overcast! Thanks a lot baby witches!
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:50 |
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Which presidential candidate is running on the Destroy The Moon platform? I need to know who is tough on witches.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:03 |
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Biden chooses Piccolo as his VP
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:17 |
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Luckily the Apollo astronauts deployed a series of quartz retroreflectors on the Moon, protecting it from hexes by bouncing them backs at the sender.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:23 |
Hail Moon Satan
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:30 |
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Chinatown posted:A witches hat can also be used as a toilet.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:31 |
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Knormal posted:This is true of all hats. Yeah but witch hats are super cute and who wouldn't want a cute toilet
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:35 |
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gently caress DA MOON I know they said I shouldn’t make the moon and associated gods angrier but I don’t give a monkeys
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:35 |
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Remember when that piss head called the cops on the moon lolquote:Man Thinks Moon Is UFO, Calls Police https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Technology/man-thinks-moon-ufo-calls-police/story?id=14865398
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:40 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:also lol @ the fresh faces of some of these folks calling others 'baby witches' muhgawd gotta know some powerful spells and befriend some powerful spirits to keep those wrinkles away
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:40 |
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Sid Vicious posted:haha whoa he is The Moon, played by Noel Fielding, made regular appearances in The Mighty Boosh. https://mightyboosh.fandom.com/wiki/The_Moon
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:42 |
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What sort of a lovely goddess cares about being hexed by some baby witches? I wouldn't confidently rule out the efficacy of witchcraft but they can hex me all they want idgaf. Also keen to fight a ghost if anyone knows where a mean one hangs out.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:48 |
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The enemy:
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:59 |
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You can get high af looking directly at the moon.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:04 |
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the witches have, just now, hexed my diaper.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:07 |
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if I've been hexxed would I know it or would someone have to confirm it what do I do
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:11 |
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Big Beef City posted:if I've been hexxed would I know it or would someone have to confirm it what do I do WebMD is a good place to start but keep in mind only a medical professional can diagnose you as having been hexed
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:17 |
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ArbitraryC posted:tarot cards There's a free app called Labyrinthos that will help you learn tarot meanings with quizzes and practice readings. Her tarot philosophy is about introspection and self-evaluation, not forecasting specific events. It's cute and fun. You can support the maker by ordering an irl tarot deck. https://labyrinthos.co/ peanut fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 21, 2020 |
# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:34 |
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but lmao the moon
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:38 |
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Loden Taylor posted:I'll hex a loving asteroid if I want to and fight an elf about it, I ain't care, fuckin legolas rear end bitch come meet me in the whataburger parking lot this is the most YA urban fantasy writing prompt I've ever seen in my life. Chinatown posted:A witches hat can also be used as a toilet. stop making GBS threads in my loving hat
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:40 |
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Loden Taylor posted:I'll hex a loving asteroid if I want to and fight an elf about it, I ain't care, fuckin legolas rear end bitch come meet me in the whataburger parking lot Yo, you're being racist against all elf-kind. I'm a quarter elf, and I'm gonna hex u. Camovu rosii o sa suceavu duguid
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:40 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:stop making GBS threads in my loving hat sorry. old habits, ya know? (:
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 02:59 |
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Witches are pretty cool in my book. They got a lifestyle they enjoy, usually have a lot of nice plants and decor in their apartments or houses and the ones I know are chill as gently caress.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:14 |
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FPzero posted:Witches are pretty cool in my book. They got a lifestyle they enjoy, usually have a lot of nice plants and decor in their apartments or houses and the ones I know are chill as gently caress. Having a literal panic attack because someone cast magical spells that don't work at the moon is the peak of cool. Lmao These people are corny af
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:16 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Having a literal panic attack because someone cast magical spells that don't work at the moon is the peak of cool. Lmao most of us lit a few white tea lights and scrubbed some salt on them and said 'hey sorry' and maybe left out some chocolate or whatever.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:18 |
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YOU HAVE ANGERED APOLLO, YOU WILL loving PAY THE PRICE FOR THIS! YOU ARE MAKING THE PANDEMIC WORSE BY HEXING THE MOON!! *me sweating* drat.... that sshit so cool...
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:19 |
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Cats in the cradle BIOTCH!
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:20 |
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FPzero posted:Witches are pretty cool in my book. They got a lifestyle they enjoy, usually have a lot of nice plants and decor in their apartments or houses and the ones I know are chill as gently caress. I can't imagine they are chill. The chick in the OP seems super annoying. She will grow out of it in a few years though I'm sure.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:21 |
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Moon Boy was the best fool. gently caress Butterbumps and Patchface.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:38 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:30 |
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I was hoping to see tiktoks of people actually hexing the moon I appreciate the non-moon-hexing examples but I still feel very let down.
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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:48 |