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Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







Everyone likes food. Not all food is liked by everyone, however. Especially if you cook with loving Play-Doh, Jesus Christ.


Welcome to Dennis Lee's Food Crime Mafia, a hosed-up Fire and Ice game for 21 players! This is themed around the glorious and horrible creations of Dennis Lee, of The Pizzle and Food Is Stupid. I've designed a setup that I think should provide a really novel game with plenty of scumhunting, without devolving entirely into night action bingo. In short:

  • 21 people total
  • 2 scum teams of 3 each, remainder town - Fire and Ice rules are in effect (each team has a kill, if they both pick the same target the kill fizzles)
  • Each scum team is headed by a captain who picks two other players; those players do not know who picked them. If a captain is picked for the opposite team, or a player ends up on both teams, well, That Happens Sometimes
  • At the start of every day a random player is given a gun to use during that day; if they don't use it, they get a boon at random from this list:
    - Paranoid gun owner for the night - you'll shoot anyone who visits you, regardless of alignment
    - One-shot doc
    - One-shot gunsmith (you'll know if that player has a nightkill/nightvig or not)
    - One nightvig for remainder of game (Town) / One-shot watcher (Scum)
    - One dayvig for remainder of game
    - Unconfirmed masonry with target player
    - Bulletproof for the night
    - Become survivor for remainder of game (Town) / Become juggernaut for remainder of the game (Scum)
  • After D5, if the game makes it that long, Pinch Mode activates, and each day thereafter another gun is given to another random player - 2 guns on Day 6, 3 on Day 7, and so on and so forth
  • No night actions other than NKs and the boon actions, if that player gets a boon usable at night - no player starts with any power other than their vote, and their kill if they're scum
  • Days are 48 hours long, except for D1 which is 72 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long, give or take.

Standard mafia rules apply, and here's a list if you forget them:
  • Mafia can get heated, but don't use any language against someone you'd be ashamed of (or that someone would expect you to be ashamed of). Kindly avoid the use of slurs, attacks on gender/sexual orientation, etc.
  • Don't edit your posts don't edit a single loving post even to add a period or I swear to christ I'll rend you in half with my Diamond Palm Technique (modkill)
  • Don't fake day actions, please. If you're the target of a day action, presume it's real.
  • Please follow our general Mafia community rules - you know them, at this point. Don't toxx, truth-or-dare, encrypt, etc.
  • Lurker rules apply - if you don't make ten posts a day after D1, you're on notice. gently caress it up again and you're a free lunch for the rest of the game.

The Discord link is here: https://discord.gg/HYS9Ry3 , and Discord is required for me to handle various game bullshit. Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.

Also when you sign up, pick one of these delicious nutritious palatable edible technically edible, although you shouldn't food items as your flavor:
Crystal Gravy - Bifauxnen
Clam Sweat - Space Hamlet
The World's Worst Microwave Pizza - Taste
McRib, Edible? - hambeet
Doritos Locos Tacos Four Loko Cocoa Loco Moco - Sandwolf
Pumpkin Spice Spam Latte - yuming
Candy Corn Pizza - Tommunist
70's Fluffy Mackerel Pudding - CapnAndy
Candy Corn Elotes - Mr. Humalong
DIY Cheeto Puffs - b-minus1
Kitty Litter JalapeŮo Cornbread - Power of Pecota
Pepto Froyo - Spoonsy
A Steak Dinner Put Through A Clothes Dryer - Mr. Steak
Nutraloaf! - SolusLunes
Coq au Night Train - tpink
Natto Baked Beans - DGK2000
Play-Doh Empanadas - JOHN CENA
Jolly Rancher Jelly - sandnavyguy
Strawberry-Basil Robitussin Granita - Hal Incandenza
An Entire Surf And Turf Dinner Put Through A Juicer - Scientastic
The Chicago Italian Beef Combo Bloody Mary - GenericGirlName

Epsilon Plus fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 22, 2020

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Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







Player List/Culinary Graveyard:

  1. b-minus1
  2. Bifauxnen (she/her but I don't care if you gently caress it up ) Vigged day 1
  3. CapnAndy (he/him, will also accept "cis scum")
  4. DGK2000 (DGK/Lord/He)
  5. GenericGirlName
  6. Hal Incandenza (he/him/hal) Vigged day 2
  7. hambeet (he/him)
  8. JOHN CENA(his) Lunched day 1
  9. Mr. Humalong (w/e)
  10. Mr. Steak (he/him)
  11. Power of Pecota
  12. sandnavyguy (He/him)
  13. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  14. Scientastic (he/him)
  15. SolusLunes
  16. Space Hamlet
  17. Spoonsy (he/him/his)
  18. t a s t e
  19. Tommunist
  20. tpink
  21. yuming (she/her)

Votecount:

Epsilon Plus fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 27, 2020

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Iím in!!

I also want to be The Doritos Locos Tacos Four Loko Cocoa Loco Moco

Tommu
Aug 4, 2019

O vanity of Sleep, Hope, Dream, endless Desire,
The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay

Candy corn pizza

sandnavyguy
Sep 12, 2015



Jolly rancher jelly if you please!

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


Yes please: Pumpkin Spice Spam Latte

Space Hamlet
Aug 24, 2009

not listening
not listening


Never played this on a forum before, so apologies in advance. I'm clam sweat

DGK2000
May 3, 2007

Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

In, Natto Baked Beans

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Pepto Froyo if you would. Because somehow that would trigger and soothe my lactose intollerance?

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







also don't forget to join the discord or I'll poison your food more than it's been poisoned already

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



Throw me in as Kitty Litter Jalapeno Cornbread - that's one of my favorite posts along with the non-alcoholic cocktails, the glue stick taste test, and the one where he sneaks his own meat into a hot pot place

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



i would like to join and be a mc rib because i'm a fatty thank you

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


This sounds hilarious and I wanna be Crystal Gravy

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



dgk, spoonsy, yuming, sng, bif, tommu

all players i have enjoyed playing with. this is going to be fun.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



sorry pecota i dont think i've played with you yet.

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



hambeet posted:

sorry pecota i dont think i've played with you yet.

I've played literally one game in like the last four and a half years, no apology necessary~

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


This game will be like a wonderful combination of my two favourite things on the forums: mafia and GWS

Surf and turf in a blender, please

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


ooh i wanna play this!

also, do i even need to say which recipe i am?

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Switch tommu for this acc please

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


Tommunist posted:

Switch tommu for this acc please

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Mr. Steak posted:

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

Ty Mister steak

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



Mr. Steak posted:

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

We hacked the server

You wouldnít believe the poo poo they talk about in the mod forum

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Mr. Humalong posted:

We hacked the server

You wouldn’t believe the poo poo they talk about in the mod forum

Its just pages of making fun of one of humalongs dogs

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Tommunist posted:

Switch tommu for this acc please

omg what?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



you remembered your password *weedbonerhitler*

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



Tommunist posted:

Its just pages of making fun of one of humalongs dogs

They keep making fun of sweet little Porky. Like he can help his partial alopecia 😢

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




I think I am a strawberry basil robitussin granita

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



Oh Iíll take candy corn elotes

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.



dibs on nutraloaf!

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

I'm in as McRib, the obviously superior choice.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



hambeet posted:

dgk, spoonsy, yuming, sng, bif, tommu

all players i have enjoyed playing with. this is going to be fun.

*eyes narrow, Kill Bill music*

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







tpink posted:

I'm in as McRib, the obviously superior choice.

alas, hambeet you to it

five more players and then we'll get going!

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


empanadas are a childhood treat for me, im in

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm in, and I'm 70s Fluffy Mackeral Pudding because I love old-timey food abominations

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







3 slots left, I'll auto-assign tpink to something horrible if he doesn't make a choice before then

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDTwOom7Wk

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







I screwed up one of the rules:

Days are 48 hours long, except for D1 which is 72 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long, give or take.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Sandwolf posted:

*eyes narrow, Kill Bill music*

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?


Ok I would like to be the terrible ďThe Chicago Italian Beef Combo Bloody MaryĒ. So much for me retiring from mafia Iím very sorry everyone but I love nonsense..

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Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


what a legendary lineup. (pls i beg you dont kill me on day 1)

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