Dennis Lee's Food Crime Mafia

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death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Everyone likes food. Not all food is liked by everyone, however. Especially if you cook with loving Play-Doh, Jesus Christ.

Welcome to Dennis Lee's Food Crime Mafia, a hosed-up Fire and Ice game for 21 players! This is themed around the glorious and horrible creations of Dennis Lee, of The Pizzle and Food Is Stupid. I've designed a setup that I think should provide a really novel game with plenty of scumhunting, without devolving entirely into night action bingo. In short:

21 people total
2 scum teams of 3 each, remainder town - Fire and Ice rules are in effect (each team has a kill, if they both pick the same target the kill fizzles)
Each scum team is headed by a captain who picks two other players; those players do not know who picked them. If a captain is picked for the opposite team, or a player ends up on both teams, well, That Happens Sometimes
At the start of every day a random player is given a gun to use during that day; if they don't use it, they get a boon at random from this list:
- Paranoid gun owner for the night - you'll shoot anyone who visits you, regardless of alignment
- One-shot doc
- One-shot gunsmith (you'll know if that player has a nightkill/nightvig or not)
- One nightvig for remainder of game (Town) / One-shot watcher (Scum)
- One dayvig for remainder of game
- Unconfirmed masonry with target player
- Bulletproof for the night
- Become survivor for remainder of game (Town) / Become juggernaut for remainder of the game (Scum)
After D5, if the game makes it that long, Pinch Mode activates, and each day thereafter another gun is given to another random player - 2 guns on Day 6, 3 on Day 7, and so on and so forth
No night actions other than NKs and the boon actions, if that player gets a boon usable at night - no player starts with any power other than their vote, and their kill if they're scum
Days are 48 hours long, except for D1 which is 72 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long, give or take.

Standard mafia rules apply, and here's a list if you forget them:

Mafia can get heated, but don't use any language against someone you'd be ashamed of (or that someone would expect you to be ashamed of). Kindly avoid the use of slurs, attacks on gender/sexual orientation, etc.
Don't edit your posts don't edit a single loving post even to add a period or I swear to christ I'll rend you in half with my Diamond Palm Technique (modkill)
Don't fake day actions, please. If you're the target of a day action, presume it's real.
Please follow our general Mafia community rules - you know them, at this point. Don't toxx, truth-or-dare, encrypt, etc.
Lurker rules apply - if you don't make ten posts a day after D1, you're on notice. gently caress it up again and you're a free lunch for the rest of the game.

The Discord link is here: https://discord.gg/HYS9Ry3 , and Discord is required for me to handle various game bullshit. Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.
Please change your Discord display name for that server to your forums username.

Also when you sign up, pick one of these ~~delicious~~ ~~nutritious~~ ~~palatable~~ ~~edible~~ technically edible, although you shouldn't food items as your flavor:
Crystal Gravy - Bifauxnen
Clam Sweat - Space Hamlet
The World's Worst Microwave Pizza - Taste
McRib, Edible? - hambeet
Doritos Locos Tacos Four Loko Cocoa Loco Moco - Sandwolf
Pumpkin Spice Spam Latte - yuming
Candy Corn Pizza - Tommunist
70's Fluffy Mackerel Pudding - CapnAndy
Candy Corn Elotes - Mr. Humalong
DIY Cheeto Puffs - b-minus1
Kitty Litter Jalape�o Cornbread - Power of Pecota
Pepto Froyo - Spoonsy
A Steak Dinner Put Through A Clothes Dryer - Mr. Steak
Nutraloaf! - SolusLunes
Coq au Night Train - tpink
Natto Baked Beans - DGK2000
Play-Doh Empanadas - JOHN CENA
Jolly Rancher Jelly - sandnavyguy
Strawberry-Basil Robitussin Granita - Hal Incandenza
An Entire Surf And Turf Dinner Put Through A Juicer - Scientastic
The Chicago Italian Beef Combo Bloody Mary - GenericGirlName

death cob for cutie fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 22, 2020

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:31

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# ? Dec 11, 2024 02:23

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Player List/Culinary Graveyard:

b-minus1
Bifauxnen (she/her but I don't care if you gently caress it up ) Vigged day 1
CapnAndy (he/him, will also accept "cis scum")
DGK2000 (DGK/Lord/He)
GenericGirlName
Hal Incandenza (he/him/hal) Vigged day 2
hambeet (he/him)
JOHN CENA(his) Lunched day 1
Mr. Humalong (w/e)
Mr. Steak (he/him)
Power of Pecota
sandnavyguy (He/him)
Sandwolf (He/Him)
Scientastic (he/him)
SolusLunes
Space Hamlet
Spoonsy (he/him/his)
t a s t e
Tommunist
tpink
yuming (she/her)

Votecount:

death cob for cutie fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 27, 2020

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:35

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

I�m in!!

I also want to be The Doritos Locos Tacos Four Loko Cocoa Loco Moco

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:38

Tommu: Aug 4, 2019; O vanity of Sleep, Hope, Dream, endless Desire,
The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay

Candy corn pizza

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:48

sandnavyguy: Sep 12, 2015

Jolly rancher jelly if you please!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:55

yuming: Feb 26, 2008; dance dance dance

Yes please: Pumpkin Spice Spam Latte

# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:58

Space Hamlet: Aug 24, 2009; not listening
not listening

Never played this on a forum before, so apologies in advance. I'm clam sweat

# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:05

DGK2000: May 3, 2007; Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

In, Natto Baked Beans :barf:

# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:29

Spoonsy: Dec 6, 2005; Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Pepto Froyo if you would. Because somehow that would trigger and soothe my lactose intollerance?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 00:51

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

also don't forget to join the discord or I'll poison your food more than it's been poisoned already

# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:15

Power of Pecota: Aug 3, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Throw me in as Kitty Litter Jalapeno Cornbread - that's one of my favorite posts along with the non-alcoholic cocktails, the glue stick taste test, and the one where he sneaks his own meat into a hot pot place

# ? Jul 21, 2020 01:39

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

i would like to join and be a mc rib because i'm a fatty thank you

# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:56

Bifauxnen: Aug 11, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

This sounds hilarious and I wanna be Crystal Gravy

# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:59

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

dgk, spoonsy, yuming, sng, bif, tommu

all players i have enjoyed playing with. this is going to be fun.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:26

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

sorry pecota i dont think i've played with you yet.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:27

Power of Pecota: Aug 3, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

hambeet posted:

sorry pecota i dont think i've played with you yet.

I've played literally one game in like the last four and a half years, no apology necessary~

# ? Jul 21, 2020 04:33

Scientastic: Mar 1, 2010; TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒

This game will be like a wonderful combination of my two favourite things on the forums: mafia and GWS

Surf and turf in a blender, please

# ? Jul 21, 2020 05:52

Mr. Steak: May 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ooh i wanna play this!

also, do i even need to say which recipe i am?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:36

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Switch tommu for this acc please

# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:46

Mr. Steak: May 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tommunist posted:

Switch tommu for this acc please

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:55

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Mr. Steak posted:

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

Ty Mister steak

# ? Jul 21, 2020 06:57

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Mr. Steak posted:

!!!!!!!!!!

you remembered your login!!

holy poo poo, this is a momentous day

We hacked the server

You wouldn�t believe the poo poo they talk about in the mod forum

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:00

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Mr. Humalong posted:

We hacked the server

You wouldn’t believe the poo poo they talk about in the mod forum

Its just pages of making fun of one of humalongs dogs

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:01

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Tommunist posted:

Switch tommu for this acc please

omg what?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:03

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

you remembered your password *weedbonerhitler*

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:03

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Tommunist posted:

Its just pages of making fun of one of humalongs dogs

They keep making fun of sweet little Porky. Like he can help his partial alopecia 😢

# ? Jul 21, 2020 07:06

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I think I am a strawberry basil robitussin granita

# ? Jul 21, 2020 11:22

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Oh I�ll take candy corn elotes

# ? Jul 21, 2020 13:15

SolusLunes: Oct 10, 2011; I now have several regrets.

dibs on nutraloaf!

# ? Jul 21, 2020 14:21

tpink: Feb 18, 2013; Melman

I'm in as McRib, the obviously superior choice.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 16:06

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

hambeet posted:

dgk, spoonsy, yuming, sng, bif, tommu

all players i have enjoyed playing with. this is going to be fun.

*eyes narrow, Kill Bill music*

# ? Jul 21, 2020 16:19

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

tpink posted:

I'm in as McRib, the obviously superior choice.

alas, hambeet you to it

five more players and then we'll get going!

# ? Jul 21, 2020 17:12

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

empanadas are a childhood treat for me, im in

# ? Jul 21, 2020 18:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm in, and I'm 70s Fluffy Mackeral Pudding because I love old-timey food abominations

# ? Jul 21, 2020 19:01

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

3 slots left, I'll auto-assign tpink to something horrible if he doesn't make a choice before then

# ? Jul 21, 2020 19:08

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDTwOom7Wk

# ? Jul 21, 2020 19:28

death cob for cutie: Dec 30, 2006; dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

I screwed up one of the rules:

Days are 48 hours long, except for D1 which is 72 hours long. Nights are 24 hours long, give or take.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 21:09

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Sandwolf posted:

*eyes narrow, Kill Bill music*

# ? Jul 21, 2020 21:20

GenericGirlName: Apr 10, 2012; Why did you post that?

Ok I would like to be the terrible �The Chicago Italian Beef Combo Bloody Mary�. So much for me retiring from mafia I�m very sorry everyone but I love nonsense..

# ? Jul 21, 2020 22:04

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# ? Dec 11, 2024 02:23

Mr. Steak: May 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what a legendary lineup. (pls i beg you dont kill me on day 1)

# ? Jul 21, 2020 22:39

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