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Remember when we would find funny posts on the internet and share them with eachother and maybe those posts would get put on a funny article on the frontpage? Let's have some fun, online, and do that again  Meet "The Workplace" a "StackExchange" forum for people to talk about work: https://workplace.stackexchange.com/  It's a good way to farm for content of managers being managers. "A coworker called out sick, should I be concerned that she has access to sensitive data?"  "He keeps saying javascript is for Chinamen, but he's also autistic so I think he doesn't know he should be saying javascript is for Asian Americans"  "Is there a way to make employees want to work for me once my business is successful and I'm making lots of money?"  "I am a cuck"  "One employee keeps calling another one the n word in emails, but nobody went to our diversity education seminar which would have solved the problem"  "Employees are being offered more money to go elsewhere, which is hosed up because they are MY property"  "I lost out on a promotion because my employees don't trust me. I had a meeting to yell at them about this. How can I make them like me?"  "How can I retain employees without paying them what they need to live?"  "What to do about an employee who is on the internet during work hours"  "I spied on my employees private messages and they don't seem to like working for me for some reason"  Also 
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 This is obviously fine for the workplace. In finding this image I also found this quora question. https://www.quora.com/Do-ladies-find-magicians-sexy
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Jul 21, 2020 02:43
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Weka posted:
Not gonna click but assuming the answer is yes
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Jul 21, 2020 03:20
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:"He keeps saying javascript is for Chinamen, but he's also autistic so I think he doesn't know he should be saying javascript is for Asian Americans" code:
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Jul 21, 2020 04:33
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Jul 21, 2020 04:47
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This is like every bad manager i've ever had blobbing into one entity like the master from fallout
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Jul 21, 2020 04:55
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ahahah
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Jul 21, 2020 07:05
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Sleeping with your bosses wife is just like punching out your Dad. The son becomes the father, the subordinate becomes the manager. This is the way of all things.
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Jul 21, 2020 07:21
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People who have time to post about work at work should be thanking every higher power they can that they aren't working retail or food service. E: and I'm including the guy who had an employee sleep with his wife. Life is still a cakewalk. Nice Guy Patron fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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Jul 21, 2020 07:27
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Joe Bogan posted:Sleeping with your bosses wife is just like punching out your Dad. The son becomes the father, the subordinate becomes the manager. This is the way of all things. what happens if you sleep with your dad. i mean boss.
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Jul 21, 2020 07:54
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"I'd rather spend weeks hiring a replacement for someone than shell out $500 for IntelliJ, and these drat engineers should just be happy to have the dead-end job my company offers."
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Jul 21, 2020 08:14
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Strumpie posted:what happens if you sleep with your dad. i mean boss. He becomes President
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Jul 21, 2020 09:50
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How is stuff like this real? Like no one is job hopping. That guy just listed a bunch of reasons you shouldn't stay at a job.
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Jul 21, 2020 09:57
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It's like E/N for managers. "Why do women only want to date for a few months at most? I'm tired of constantly dating Basically how did it become acceptable to constantly be getting into different relationships? I've been in over a dozen long term relationships in the last 5 years, and it seems like women leave over the slightest things: - One broke up because I refused to tip at restaurants - Another broke up after three months when she found out I live with my mom - Another broke up because I said I didn't believe in marriage and I didn't want to have kids - The rest claim that they found "new opportunities" Seriously why is this behavior deemed ok in the dating world? What can I do to encourage them to stay with me longer?"
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Jul 21, 2020 10:26
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"Please back me up and tell me why everyone else is wrong and I shouldn't change what I'm doing, internet"
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Jul 21, 2020 11:03
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Hammerite posted:"Please back me up and tell me why everyone else is wrong and I shouldn't change what I'm doing, internet" Hello every manager I ever worked with.
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Jul 21, 2020 12:33
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Man, Im glad I dont work.
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Jul 26, 2020 04:33
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The best part about this is him actually believing that none of the other employees know about this and aren't constantly making fun of him behind his back.
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Jul 26, 2020 06:25
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 Okay which one of you YOSPOS guys is this? can't you just say you've been reacquainting yourself with legacy tools for optimum accessibility or something?
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Jul 26, 2020 08:17
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CPL593H posted:The best part about this is him actually believing that none of the other employees know about this and aren't constantly making fun of him behind his back. "We're a close knit bunch" Narrator: "They were not'.
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Jul 26, 2020 09:52
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"I got called out for sucking at my job and now I get poo poo projects for sucking at my job and won't take the hint to get a new job."
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Jul 26, 2020 11:11
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An older family member was over for coffee recently and went on a rant about how, "the dumb consultant doesnt know what the gently caress shes talking about". I just nodded and thought, "Oh I see, you need to retire".
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Jul 26, 2020 11:31
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Sleeping with your boss's wife is a big dick move. Sleeping with his wife and then refusing to leave the company after he finds out is a titanium dick move. 
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Jul 26, 2020 15:08
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Its like I cant even be mad because his balls are made of fine polished brass.
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Jul 26, 2020 15:42
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I like to imagine this guy just does whatever the gently caress he wants at work. Strolls in late in a bathrobe and Crocs, slaps the secretary's rear end, rubs his cock on everyone's coffee mug, then looks at his boss with a "The gently caress you gonna do?" look on his face.
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Jul 26, 2020 17:30
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Jul 26, 2020 19:09
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Grevling posted:Sleeping with your boss's wife is a big dick move. Ex-wife though
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Jul 26, 2020 19:14
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direct one of those "ten hours of epic sax" or "itsa me mario" video loops into your mic on 'just audible' level and refuse to acknowledge that you can hear it.
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