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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You hear a frantic skittering and suddenly spot a pale form hunched over in the dark, two shining eyes glinting out like a raccoon's STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW Yea but I want things to be different than they already are.
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I don't agree that feminizing cops as an insult is good, because it implies femininity bad
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Jul 22, 2020 13:01
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The_Continental posted:Mounted horse police will now be issued unicycles. Aside from making them look less like literal overseers, it will reduce the amount of horse poo poo present in our cities. But the horse poo poo is the only good thing about mounted police... its funny
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Jul 22, 2020 13:07
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cubivore posted:I don't agree that feminizing cops as an insult is good, because it implies femininity bad No it would only deter people who associate pink as a feminine color and associate feminity with weakness i.e. assholes.
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Jul 22, 2020 13:08
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The_Continental posted:No it would only deter people who associate pink as a feminine color and associate feminity with weakness i.e. assholes. Me, I associate pink with assholes.
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Jul 22, 2020 14:12
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Nothing like a bright pink winking rear end in a top hat but thats an e/n thread im working on.
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Jul 22, 2020 14:23
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i dont think the pink avs even slowed three olives down
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Jul 22, 2020 14:41
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Bright pink bodysuits. It's closer to the color of a pig, AND it makes them more visible/easier to avoid.  Cough Drop The Beat posted:Another extremely effective way to accomplish similar aims of annoying cops and their racist conservative supporters would be to take away their guns or heavily restrict their use and prevalence among law enforcement. They've moved on to strangling people though. Taking away their guns would help, but there would still be that.
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Jul 22, 2020 14:56
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Yeah but if they're wearing pink I'll just wanna bang em more!
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Jul 23, 2020 00:50
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we should make the police carry around raw eggs al day and if they break any of their eggs they get hit with a bamboo switch
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Jul 23, 2020 01:05
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My vote for new cop uniforms is refrigerator boxes. They just have a hole for their face and they have to maneuver around in that thing all day.The_Continental posted:yeah but not really the vibe of the thread im going for maybe we can have them dress like the 4th doctor? I'm of two minds here. The Fourth Doctor is cool and his outfit is whimsical and fun so if you want them to look really stupid and lovely the obvious choice is this dipshit:  On the other hand, that big scarf is a constant tripping hazard and that would make it much harder for the cops to chase down and murder children. The_Continental posted:No it would only deter people who associate pink as a feminine color and associate feminity with weakness i.e. assholes. I don't know if this is true but I heard somewhere that the reason a lot of stun guns (why is the hand held one called a gun and the gun on called a taser?) are pink is because toxic masculinity means fewer men will buy them.
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Jul 23, 2020 01:53
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Taser is a brand name like Kleenex. They make them pink because they are marketed specifically for women as defense weapons.
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Jul 23, 2020 05:07
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What's an outfit that just nobody likes The little stripey sailor uniforms that new mothers dress up their first child in. That should be humiliating enough.
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