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ok listen i am maybe not as powerful a sorcerer as i represented myself to be in my earlier thread, which i have now cancelled what i initially believed to be a magic snail necklace of questionable power is in fact a magic spaghetti necklace of nearly limitless (spaghetti-based) power am asking $5,000,000,000 but will settle for substantially less because i am very bad at negotiating |
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Watch out for Olive Garden assassins |
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Jul 22, 2020 06:32
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they have already made an attempt on me, but their sharpened breadsticks turned instantly to spaghetti upon entering my aura, and fell uselessly to the ground, although i did get spaghetti sauce all over my shirt such are the nearly limitless spaghetti based powers of this necklace that I will probably accept $4 billion for, if push comes to shove |
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Jul 22, 2020 06:38
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i have included a picture for interested buyers. it still looks like a snail to me but its powers seem to be entirely spaghetti-based. for instance an evil witch recently tried to put a werewolf curse on me but instead i turn into a plate of rigatoni every full moon. 
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Jul 22, 2020 06:48
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OP,I need to know how the necklace interacts with angel hair |
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Jul 22, 2020 11:45
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Do the noodles seep sauce? |
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Jul 22, 2020 12:17
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[me, wearing my magic spaghetti necklace, pointing at people who displease me to zap them]: 'at's a spicy meatball! and 'AT'S a spicy meatball! for you . . . another spicy meatball!!
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Jul 22, 2020 14:42
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Manifisto posted:[me, wearing my magic spaghetti necklace, pointing at people who displease me to zap them]: 'at's a spicy meatball! and 'AT'S a spicy meatball! for you . . . another spicy meatball!!
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Jul 22, 2020 14:47
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Gross Dude posted:OP,I need to know how the necklace interacts with angel hair whoa that is a v serious question and i would encourage you not to tamper in these sorts of forbidden pastamancy it interacts SUPER WELL 
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Jul 22, 2020 15:44
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Do the noodles seep sauce? yes of course, look if you're going to ask questions like this i have to assume that you are not prepared to control the nearly limitless spaghetti-based powers of this ancient talisman serious inquiries only pls, tia |
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Jul 22, 2020 15:46
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op i represent a high ranking member of the ioc who is very interested in this and is willing to pay $4.5 billion |
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Jul 22, 2020 15:50
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I'm very much interested in this incredible and wondrous magical artifact of Days Gone By, way back when there were Days of Yore in the Olden Times of Yesteryear (aka- the good ole days) and people were able to acquire such a magical device. My family has a connection to this necklace, you see and I'd really like to get it back into the family as it were but before I can begin any proceedings or negotiations to that end, I'm afraid I have one very important, very serious question for you- Will it make my rear end look fat? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 22, 2020 15:54
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I can give you 3 bil and promise that I am a simple citizen who will use the necklace for good (making olympians jump worser so they fall over in funny ways) as opposed to luvcow (will make Olympians jump higher and weller frankly pretty boring)
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Jul 22, 2020 15:56
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Luvcow posted:op i represent a high ranking member of the ioc who is very interested in this and is willing to pay $4.5 billion sorry no dice friend i will sell to terrorists or evil moon warlocks, but i draw the line at the ioc and don't even mention FIFA also: FIFA stop PM'ing me you will never get this ancient and powerful relic |
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Jul 22, 2020 17:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I'm very much interested in this incredible and wondrous magical artifact of Days Gone By, way back when there were Days of Yore in the Olden Times of Yesteryear (aka- the good ole days) and people were able to acquire such a magical device. My family has a connection to this necklace, you see and I'd really like to get it back into the family as it were but before I can begin any proceedings or negotiations to that end, I'm afraid I have one very important, very serious question for you- this is a fair and professional question and the answer is yes you must make a saving throw against hospitaliano at -2 or your rear end will become two huge meatballs which will make you considerably less popular with suitors but considerably more popular with stray dogs |
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Jul 22, 2020 17:08
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nut posted:I can give you 3 bil and promise that I am a simple citizen who will use the necklace for good (making olympians jump worser so they fall over in funny ways) as opposed to luvcow (will make Olympians jump higher and weller frankly pretty boring) is that $3 bil Canadian? like tire money and tim horton coupons? |
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Jul 22, 2020 17:09
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Prof. Crocodile posted:is that $3 bil Canadian? like tire money and tim horton coupons? look u gonna take it or what
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Jul 22, 2020 17:10
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Prof. Crocodile posted:sorry no dice friend i will sell to terrorists or evil moon warlocks, but i draw the line at the ioc and don't even mention FIFA ok the ioc has upped their offer to $10 billion and this has no relation to the sudden implosion of several third world nation's economies |
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Jul 22, 2020 17:12
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Luvcow posted:ok the ioc has upped their offer to $10 billion and this has no relation to the sudden implosion of several third world nation's economies as always it is the little people who suffer when powerful pastamancy is bandied about by wicked souls, and the streets run red with bolognese. 
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Jul 22, 2020 17:20
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nut posted:look u gonna take it or what wait you are the warlock who has thrice already ensorcled me! i will not assist you in turning the moon into garlic bread or whatever other perfidious hex you have up your sleeve... er... legs |
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Jul 22, 2020 17:22
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Prof. Crocodile posted:wait you are the warlock who has thrice already ensorcled me! first of all it’s Crazy Bread and I was willing to share my crazy sauce 
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Jul 22, 2020 17:30
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hello! i am an interested buyer who is willing to offer $12 billion for this item
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Jul 22, 2020 17:41
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I offer the weed number in billions, plus the contents of my pockets, which contains: a coupon for stouffers mac, and a used toothpick.
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Jul 22, 2020 17:45
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Thunder Moose posted:a coupon for stouffers mac,
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Jul 22, 2020 17:54
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:The true noodle was with you all the time! 
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Jul 22, 2020 17:55
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I represent the rice council, er, not the rice council at all! some other council. anyway, we are prepared to pay virtually limitless sums for this item, ensuring rice hegemony forever. |
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Jul 22, 2020 18:14
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:The true noodle was with you all the time! this is the ultimate truth that every pastamancer must come to in their own time, in their own way. namaste |
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Jul 22, 2020 21:57
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Manifisto posted:I represent the rice council, er, not the rice council at all! some other council. anyway, we are prepared to pay virtually limitless sums for this item, ensuring rice hegemony forever. this is madness, an unholy union would surely destroy us all! behold this vision i have scried of a witch who carelessly mixed ricery and pastamancy and was rendered colourless and dispeptic for all eternity! let it be a warning not to trifle in the matters of gods! 
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Jul 22, 2020 22:21
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Luvcow posted:hello! i am an interested buyer who is willing to offer $12 billion for this item finally a serious offer from a reputable and trustworthy buyer! in which currency do wish to make payment? and do not say spaghetti b/c i am all set on that front i assure you |
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Jul 22, 2020 22:22
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Prof. Crocodile posted:finally a serious offer from a reputable and trustworthy buyer! Whatever he has - I assure you, mine is more valuable. For you see - I can pay you in... Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese and the finest in pasta sauce. 
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Jul 22, 2020 22:44
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Thunder Moose posted:Whatever he has - I assure you, mine is more valuable. For you see - I can pay you in... hmmmm... is Parmigiano-Reggiano considered to be a 'night cheese' a la vermont white cheddar? or is it more of a breakfast cheese? this is important. |
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Jul 22, 2020 23:02
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hmmmm... It, sir - is a spaghetti cheese. And not that knock-off Kraft "Parmesan" crud in the green can. That stuff is for suckers. This here is the real deal, ya dig? All the finest Italian-rods in the world, and no cheese to put on them? Shame - really. P.S. As spaghetti is an every-time-of-day food, the same is said for its toppings. Thunder Moose fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jul 23, 2020
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Jul 23, 2020 01:55
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hmmmm... get yourself a y-peeler and skim off a few shavings of some parm-reggie, and my friend, you won't care what time it is
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Jul 23, 2020 06:44
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more falafel please posted:get yourself a y-peeler and skim off a few shavings of some parm-reggie, and my friend, you won't care what time it is This man has the ring of cheese-truth about him. Heed his words!
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Jul 23, 2020 14:22
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"Enough, enough, my pasta necklace!" |
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Jul 24, 2020 19:12
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nice necklace. perhaps someone will one day put a hole in me and put me on a necklace. i woul accept that with calm, cool detachment
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Jul 24, 2020 20:08
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cda posted:nice necklace. perhaps someone will one day put a hole in me and put me on a necklace. i woul accept that with calm, cool detachment this is a good and noble dream, but sadly it is beyond the power of my necklace, whose powers--while nearly limitless--are spaghetti related. the best i can do is turn you into a caper. |
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Jul 24, 2020 23:31
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I made this for you.
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Jul 25, 2020 04:02
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Thunder Moose posted:I made this for you.
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Thunder Moose posted:I made this for you. that's insanely powerful by turn 5 you can just turn your opponent's entire board into spaghetti. it should at least be a tap ability
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