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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


amazing

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

gently caress you forums

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

This is the worst bunch yet, and that’s really saying something.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

:laffo:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

is this the fake one

E; it needs a watermark and social media tag

OMFG FURRY fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Apr 20, 2021

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like the godball one tbh

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Hey now, you're an all star get your game on, go play

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



ladies

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Laughed at geek squad and "covid, idiots!"

E: Laugh is over-stating. Mild chuckle.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

says something about Are Monkey Brain that horribly unfunny jokes in a vacuum can make a room laugh if even one idiot laughs and starts a social desire to be in.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Ratjaculation posted:

gently caress


I've heard this one before and its good. Kinda strange post

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

SRQ posted:

says something about Are Monkey Brain that horribly unfunny jokes in a vacuum can make a room laugh if even one idiot laughs and starts a social desire to be in.
well, also that delivery is really important

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.


Ventral EggSac posted:

These are all lovely, but the baseball one is really confusing, why for dogs? Because it's a field? Also I get that there's a suspension of disbelief to some degree with standup stories, but not knowing baseball is pretty farfetched, given that it + cricket are in the top ten things colonialism distributed across the earth.

I don't think colonialism spread baseball anywhere but central and maybe south America. I guess technically Chinese colonialism is behind it coming to Taiwan and Japanese colonialism is why it ended up in Japan.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

OMFG FURRY posted:

is this the fake one


they're all fake OP

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




The one about DMX being arrested for impersonating a police dog is a good concept, just needs to be polished up.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Weka posted:




I don't think colonialism spread baseball anywhere but central and maybe south America. I guess technically Chinese colonialism is behind it coming to Taiwan and Japanese colonialism is why it ended up in Japan.

Yeah I guess I was mostly thinking of latinamerica. Still, baseball is pretty widely known

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

This just looks like a cursed meme

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


This is a great joke! I mean, it's almost a great joke. It's really loving close.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It's a great idea for a joke but it's missing everything else.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
poop scruffin 4 u

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Gonna steal all these for open mics when the clubs reopen

I’ll trip report

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
*Some* of these jokes aren't bad, but they suck because they're trampling all over the punchlines.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

i like this one as a sort of deadpan anti-joke

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



It's bad, OP

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
That paper bag won't protect him from the Lord's divine judgement.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master







Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

the pain

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Ok the shark one is cute

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


This is just a trip report

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I smiled. Mr. Ogynist would be a funny username.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
my favorite part of this thread is looking at all the signage in the background for The Laff Hutt, The Comedy Zone, Comedy Cavalcade, The Funny Shack, Ha Ha Hacienda, etc

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Tato posted:

my favorite part of this thread is looking at all the signage in the background for The Laff Hutt, The Comedy Zone, Comedy Cavalcade, The Funny Shack, Ha Ha Hacienda, etc

It's a fun game to try and figure out which pictures were taken at actual comedy shows, and which were taken at some coffeehouse open mic.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

the mumford and sons johnny appleseed music line was pretty funny

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think this thread has been cherry picking the shittiest images, and deliberately not showing the actually funny ones. So I've done a deep dive and pulled some of the best ones that really showcase what reddit humour excels at. Sit back, and prepare to laugh.













Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

YeahTubaMike posted:

I smiled. Mr. Ogynist would be a funny username.

Agreed. I rate this joke 1 mild smile, it’s decent

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


I actually kind of like this as a long winded lead in to the garbage punchline.

quote:



This is just a cspam post

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