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Even though this thread is literally just a reddit down to the title being simply a link (lol) it's 1000% more readable. There should be an app that converts reddit threads to SA threads and automatically purges all the GBS 1.0 style comments (i.e. anything that receives an upvote)
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Play posted:Like, they look like memes.
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Shishkahuben posted:What? he masturbated them
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the title and caption to this one is "I could live to 1000 and I'll never be as funny as Dan Nielson"
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Mother loving WIZARD MASTER
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:the title and caption to this one is "I could live to 1000 and I'll never be as funny as Dan Nielson" i read this in Slavoj Žižek's voice and it works
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how many of these are genuinely bad and how many were by twitter tryhards making them on purpose
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Continuity NIP posted:how many of these are genuinely bad and how many were by twitter tryhards making them on purpose dunno but they are amazing
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I hope and assume they’re all ironic because they’re all terrible
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baw posted:did he forget to include a joke gary oldmans diary posted:that was the only funny one you goon I don't get it either  EDIT:Wait I think I get it? But it's not funny at all?
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Where is Tom Myers He’s in hospital, and you won’t believe what procedure he’s having done.
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this one honestly took me a little while to get and I had to reread it several times the only way it could possibly work during actual standup would be if you just absolutely butchered the pronunciation of “agent”
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EL BROMANCE posted:He’s in hospital, and you won’t believe what procedure he’s having done. lol... nearly had me! 
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I’ve never felt actual rage at a joke before
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ve never felt actual rage at a joke before it's a decent joke in a world where an "alady bond" is some kind of chemistry thing. 
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I had a friend in the stand up world who would go on to make small amounts of money doing it but in before that I met his stand up friends and they were the most aggressively smarmy people I've ever met
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Chrs posted:Have you guys ever been to an amateur comedy night? Good lord they’re awful I went to a local stand up comedy show, open mic. The last kid gave a horrible stand up routine. Towards the end you could feel him becoming hostile and angry towards the crowd. That's my favorite. When they become visibility angry and hostile at the crowd. But I also think anti-humor is really funny, so I live for people having negative reactions and bombing on stage. zaepg fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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ahyuck ... ahyuck ... gawrsh ... i'm stoned
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You ever... You You ever... Try to ask.. ask.. Ask a girl... If..if...if.. Oh God it's happening again *slow spreading patch of wetness grows on pants, comedian is sobbing*
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:the title and caption to this one is "I could live to 1000 and I'll never be as funny as Dan Nielson" this is very good. jack handey-esque
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Even though this thread is literally just a reddit down to the title being simply a link (lol) it's 1000% more readable. There should be an app that converts reddit threads to SA threads and automatically purges all the GBS 1.0 style comments (i.e. anything that receives an upvote) I literally don't understand how anyone enjoys a model like Twitter or Reddit My partner uses a third party site to make twitter readable the gently caress
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this dude doesn't know how sports are played
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I have laughed myself awake multiple times and yeah it's always Flaming Globes of Sigmund level un-humor. Definitely doesn't age well in the time between being asleep and being awake
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Sandwolf posted:this dude doesn't know how sports are played
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I didn't know so many conservatives were professional sports-field setup technicians whose job is to relocate the ball-kicking targets,
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Jan 30, 2021 22:38
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EL BROMANCE posted:He’s in hospital, and you won’t believe what procedure he’s having done. Does it rhyme with Long Bit Van Zandt?
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It doesn't, actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG_dVJ4WM_M
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Is this guy like an “ethnic” comedian who just says awful poo poo in a really thick accent
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Is this guy like an “ethnic” comedian who just says awful poo poo in a really thick accent an englishman, you mean
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I've been to fun standup where they don't take themselves seriously but there is a lot of bad material out there. Not everyone has a similar sense of humour and you can be big enough to make a career from fans whereas the majority of a larger crowd would think you a tool. That and just material that makes people laugh hard is difficult and even the actual legends can fail to get a response. So I don't go out of my way because with the price to payoff ratio you can have a funner time (and possibly laugh more) doing basically any other activity with friends.
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Oddly enough I know you need a photo to go viral but a lot of the posted jokes would actual semi-coherently as nonsense forum posts.timp posted:I refuse to believe that even one of the goddamn stinkers on this page got so much as a chuckle from a live audience See I think they haven't preformed any of it. Reddit seems to think it's them throwing out any and all jokes to test the waters rather than trying to become big with their best material. Like a meme Twitter feed. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 31, 2021 |
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