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Serious question, can you maybe try to kill your grandpa and see what happens? A lot of physicists have been wondering about that and you could publish your results in a really good paper if you still exist afterwards e: now that I think about, you don't have to kill him if you don't want to. You can also just kick him in the balls, really, really hard
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Who What Now posted:Invent a bra that isn't made of traffic cones and make a fortune I will never do this.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:01
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put it up ur butt. i don't know how that would generate an electric charge, but it solves every other possible problem so give it a shot.
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Jul 23, 2020 15:45
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I dont know what to tell you, but try to get back quick if you dont want a secondhand nicotine addiction, basically everyone smoked, everywhere, all the time. On the plus side, almost nobody was fat!
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Jul 23, 2020 16:34
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Warn the world about anime
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GABA ghoul posted:Serious question, can you maybe try to kill your grandpa and see what happens? A lot of physicists have been wondering about that and you could publish your results in a really good paper if you still exist afterwards My one grandpa lived in the woods 500 kms north of Edmonton and was kinda a badass. He lied about his age and joined WWII when he was 16. He was in a tank in the war. Well, 3 tanks really, but 2 of them exploded. He had 27 guns. He made his own bullets. He had hundreds of pounds of gunpowder buried around his property. He was a professional hunter and trapper. He might have killed some guys after the war. Most of his stories were probably bullshit, but he did have 27 guns. I'm all for science, but I don't like my chances of hunting him down in the woods of northern alberta. My other grampa was much less of a badass, pretty burly tho. He joined the military during WWII but was never even sent overseas because he was a german hungarian immigrant and his eldest brother was in the nazi army. Probably never killed anyone. Anyway, I have no idea where he lived in 1950. Sorry, I don't think I can pull this off.
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Jul 23, 2020 22:40
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Statutory Ape posted:good thread OP havent seen you around in awhile 
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Jul 23, 2020 22:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:My one grandpa lived in the woods 500 kms north of Edmonton and was kinda a badass. He lied about his age and joined WWII when he was 16. He was in a tank in the war. Well, 3 tanks really, but 2 of them exploded. He had 27 guns. He made his own bullets. He had hundreds of pounds of gunpowder buried around his property. He was a professional hunter and trapper. He might have killed some guys after the war. Most of his stories were probably bullshit, but he did have 27 guns. I'm all for science, but I don't like my chances of hunting him down in the woods of northern alberta. I'm pretty sure that most of us would lose to our grandfathers. We could probably compose a wittier social media post, but they could probably beat the crap out of us with one hand, while lighting a pipe with the other.
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Jul 23, 2020 23:21
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Moo the cow posted:I'm pretty sure that most of us would lose to our grandfathers. True that. One grandmother was 5'11" and would be a teenager in 1950. Pretty sure I'd lose to her too.
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Jul 23, 2020 23:29
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I ain't touching my relatives but you can bet I'll be on a quest to gently caress other people's grandparents. Hard times at the filthiest malt shop in town.
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Jul 23, 2020 23:34
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Invent rock n’ roll before Little Richard, Chuck Berry, and Elvis get around to it, and you will be wildly rich and famous. Also you’ll piss off the entire WW2 generation, which will be funny. Finally, as a woman, you will extra blow everyone’s minds with this crazy sexy new sound, which will give mid-century feminism an early jumpstart.
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Jul 24, 2020 00:09
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Do yourself a favor kiddo and invest in a little company called pets.com you’ll thank me later
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Jul 24, 2020 19:22
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We have no reason to think that there has ever been time travel in the past. However, if you are able to time travel in the past that means there is a non-zero chance that other people are also able to have done so. With the infinite nature of the universe/multiverse, that means that when you time travel there will be an infinite glut of other time travelers and one of those idiots probably brought a power bank/electrical engineering degree where they can make one from memory. Also, this means all the cool things you'd like to do will be ruined. Everyone will be pouring into every successful stock, buying as much as possible causing different stock performance than what happened in YOUR version of the future, which means they're no longer a sure thing. Everyone will be going to all the concerts or whatever and that might make the celebrity think they're cooler than they are and become different and/or lovely or they'll cough on you and deliver coronavirus to the world. JFK's assassination will be a bloodbath as thousands of time travellers kill each other trying to correct/protect JFK. Time travel is dumb, and it would be the loving worst thing so it might as well happen in 2020 the worst loving year.
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Jul 24, 2020 19:32
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Chicken Butt posted:Invent rock n’ roll before Little Richard, Chuck Berry, and Elvis get around to it, and you will be wildly rich and famous. Also you’ll piss off the entire WW2 generation, which will be funny. Finally, as a woman, you will extra blow everyone’s minds with this crazy sexy new sound, which will give mid-century feminism an early jumpstart. In 1950 rock and roll would be for the ww2 generation. most of them would still be in their 20s. Plus nobody liked or listened to teenagers
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Jul 24, 2020 19:36
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I would go back in time an hour and cook myself a nice lunch and suck my own balls
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Jul 24, 2020 19:36
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President Adolph Hitler III, 2020
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Jul 24, 2020 19:37
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Just take a bunch of nickels and use payphones.
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20 Blunts posted:i would go outside and scream racial epitaphs at the sky, it was the thing to do Epitaphs?
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Statutory Ape posted:I would go back in time an hour and cook myself a nice lunch and suck my own balls You know what they say, "Nobody knows how to work your eggs better than yourself"
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Jul 24, 2020 21:24
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Schweinhund posted:The first thing I would do is kill Hitler. With international travel not being nearly as streamlined as today, you'd probably end up needing to take a boat all the way down to Buenos Aires. No thanks.
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Who What Now posted:You know what they say, "Nobody knows how to work your eggs better than yourself" scrambled, not stirred Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:With international travel not being nearly as streamlined as today, you'd probably end up needing to take a boat all the way down to Buenos Aires. No thanks. unironically how my family moved from buenos aires to america in..close to 1950, so checks out!
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